VDC - 15th December 7pm - featuring an appearance by "Eth" \o/

[Q-Target]

Weds 15th December 7pm...be there or....don't

[oxy]

15/4/2016

what do i win?

[Pellet]

The award for most obvious post, and also longest, wordiest sig. Just have a url going to a Bill Hicks site, so people can read more about the legend.

Next week is good , i shall attend.

[Dr Cheese]

Next week is...

No, wait, i'll be in Honolulu :E :E :E :E :E :E :E :E :E

(no, there is simply no smiley big enough to express my delight :E )

[Socrates]

small philipino rent boy?

not something to be proud of u sick freak :P

[Q-Target]

OK - Wednesday 15th December 7pm, Wetherspoons, Victoria Station. Who's going?

[Hapless]

Not me, Harry you up for a WMDC that lunchtime?

[Noodles]

problem I found will bill hicks is that he is

NOT FUNNY AT ALL

and he's dead, so he hasn't left himself much room for improvement

about VDC, I might come!

[Inertiaman]

If you don't find Hicks funny you're either deaf or dead. cu@larn noodles.

[Q-Target]

If you don't find Hicks funny you're either deaf or dead. cu@larn noodles.

Seconded...sweet zombie jesus Kev...get some skillz.

[oxy]

agreed!

weatherspoons eh .. sounds like my kinda place :D

[TheWise]

I may make an appearance again, maybe

[Minty]

I wont. Cheers

[gil]

pffft make it from the 24th-4th when i got a week off work to get wasted for me birthday \o/

[spl@t]

Maybe.

[Jim]

Maybe.

You not going Lake District with Eth?

[Jamey]

My attendance at any VDC will be dependant on my rota.

I just wish I could be bothered to check it. I thought I could, just then, but I really couldn't.

I just looked at the monitor with a pained expression mouthing the letters Cee Bee Ai.

[spl@t]

Maybe.

You not going Lake District with Eth?

One week is more that enough, he's a bit of a goer.

[Socrates]

got a christmas work do on 15th i think but should be game for an hour or 2, gf maybe in tow so b nice u naughty naughty man whores

[Cheazy]

hmm...owed a day off so probably, yeah. All dependant on how busy work is I suppose...

[blurr]

I'll be up for it

[Randell]

yep me too

[DM]

I'll be up for it :)

[[RaG]Ethel]

not a snowballs chance in hell

[venger]

I would, but Im still having councelling to get over the first time I met you Q

[Q-Target]

Awww...and I was so quiet then too. I'm quiet all the time tho as anyone will attest.

[oxy]

deffinatly put me down as a maybe :)
depends if im working in london or been shipped back to croydon area

[Inertiaman]

All the way out to Croydon? I'll get the train me and QT get up from the coast to stop and pick you up if you want. :E

[Q-Target]

All the way out to Croydon? I'll get the train me and QT get up from the coast to stop and pick you up if you want. :E

My dad works on the railway, I'm sure I can pull some strings if we need to perform this seemingly farcical feat.

[The Big Kahuna]

Next week is...

No, wait, i'll be in Honolulu :E :E :E :E :E :E :E :E :E

(no, there is simply no smiley big enough to express my delight :E )

Which hotel m8 ?

If it aint the Sheraton Moana Surfrider you suck !

Tho the Pink Palace aint too bad...and make sure you go get a "Garden Burger" at Dukes

[Orange]

I shall probably be there.

[Inertiaman]

Likewise. About 8ish. Save me a sticky seat.

[Socrates]

if theres no mexican platter on the menu i am gonna gonna gonna...... *sigh* go to burger king :(

[venger]

Im a definate now, unfortunately Im bringing Eth with me though

[Q-Target]

Excellent! I can at last present him with his Ethpuss T-shirt :D

[venger]

Excellent! I can at last present him with his Ethpuss T-shirt :D

\o/

[[RaG]Ethel]

£51 on easyjet and a day and a half off work.... ROXOR !

[DM]

\o/ I'll be there as well, just got to tell my wife the good news....

[[RaG]Gra]

Count me in please

[spl@t]

Sod this they're all going, take me off the list.

[Q-Target]

Gra...it's not one of those new-fangled "hip" pubs with MTV and leather sofas...I'm afraid the seating leaves much to be desired, you might want to bring a folding sun lounger for that home from home feeling.

Oh and while they do take luncheon vouchers, they only take them for a couple of rounds before they realise you are taking the piss.

[blurr]

what do I need to put in the destination for the train... 'Victoria Street Station' ?

EDIT: Doesn't come up :/

[Q-Target]

HMP Pentonville

[Q-Target]

No, London Victoria.

[blurr]

hmm if I get the 5 o'clock train, get there about 7:40ish, and if I get the 10:43 train back I get back into norwich at about 1am in the morning...

that gives me 3 hours of drinking (coke) time, ooh but I could stay over night at a friend of mine, but then I'll probably have work the next day, mind you it'll only cost me £15 return! decisions decisions!

[[RaG]Ethel]

my time off from work is arranged !

my train tickets are booked !!

my digs are sorted !!!

my wife isnt speaking to me !!!!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooot \o/ cya all there

[DM]

I told my wife the good news, so I'll be coming but having to drive home from the station.....

It could be worse I suppose eth and venger could be going

[venger]

It could be worse I suppose eth and venger could be going

At least i make a tit out of myself in the phots for post-vdc abuse

Shock news as well....Eth is apparently going to be drinking more than coke!

[10:48] <Eth|> yes, I shall be vomitting in your place

:o

[Q-Target]

No, that's normal. It's a "feature" of Eth.

[Heartwork]

what the hell is Eth?

I want one of those tshirts, Q-T.

[Q-Target]

what the hell is Eth?

I want one of those tshirts, Q-T.

I have one left...yours for £6. PM if even remotely serious.

[Jim]

So, who is actually going.. I spose I could make it down, especially since the trains are cheap. Ive been offered a pint from Eth, by DM... but its hardly gonna happen is it.

[[RaG]Ethel]

no, move on

[Q-Target]

Well....my best guess would be:

Me
Inertiaman
Blindspot (kind of assumed)
DM
Venger
Eth
Socrates
Orange
Blurr
Gra
TheWise
Oxy
Randell
Spl@t - if he cba

...I'd have to read through the whole thread to know the full list...but those are the ones I'm aware of

[DM]

I will buy you a pint of beer (as long as it's not lager) if you make it down

[blurr]

c'mon jim u lazy cunt, I'm making the effort of coming down, and I have a 3hr train journey ahead of me!

[Jim]

Thats quite an impressive line-up, I will prolly come down. Havent seen Gra in 3 years, and never met DM, Venger and Eth.
I owe Nersh and blindeh atleast a pint each too :)

[Jim]

c'mon jim u lazy cunt, I'm making the effort of coming down, and I have a 3hr train journey ahead of me!


Oh aye yeah - I forgot I live 10 minutes from london. Plus, it'll be two trips to london for 3 hours at a time, in as many weekends.

[venger]

Its worth coming just to see Eth in his 'pubbing' outfit

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/8538/santa5.jpg

[Jim]

Sold.

[Jim]

right,

my time off from fuck all is arranged !
my train tickets are booked !!
my digs are sorted !!!
eth's wife isnt speaking to me !!!!

[[RaG]Ethel]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jim again.

[Q-Target]

It said that to me when I tried to claw some of it back too

[[RaG]Ethel]

....as I said to the wife last night

[Socrates]

Well....my best guess would be:

Me
Inertiaman
Blindspot (kind of assumed)
DM
Venger
Eth
Socrates
Orange
Blurr
Gra
TheWise
Oxy
Randell
Spl@t - if he cba

...I'd have to read through the whole thread to know the full list...but those are the ones I'm aware of

thats a big table! how come no neddage? i still need to buy him a "vodka and cock"

[Q-Target]

There might be Neddage...I just haven't seen any noise from him in the thread.

[Jim]

Oo, the wise, met him too.

Should be a giggle.

Can I crash at anyones place who is further south than me? Save me getting last train back, cos I think its at some stupidly early time if i want it to be direct.

[Inertiaman]

I know it's totally counter intuative being the opposite side of London by an hour but you're more than welcome at mine - I've got the thur off so a wander round the shops and some lunch could be done if you can be arsed.

[venger]

Oo, the wise, met him too.

Should be a giggle, can I crash at anyones place who is further south than me? Save me getting last train back, cos I think its at some stupidly early time if i want it to be direct.

I'd offer Jim but you'd have to share the bed with Eth

[Q-Target]

Well that would explain why his wife is talking to neither of them

[Jim]

I know it's totally counter intuative being the opposite side of London by an hour but you're more than welcome at mine - I've got the thur off so a wander round the shops and some lunch could be done if you can be arsed.

Sounds good, and an hour is much better prospect than 5 hours and 3 different trains. Will let you know good sir.

[Heartwork]

will Eth be wearing a Bagpuss costume?

[Jim]

No

[Kickarse]

I should be able to make this one.

[Q-Target]

I should be able to make this one.

Lovely job!

[venger]

From memory the pub isnt going to be big enough for all of us!

[Q-Target]

From memory the pub isnt going to be big enough for all of us!

Of course it will, did you not get the memo about wearing the NBC suit and cordoning off the area with biohazard tape to ensure a seat for everyone?

[venger]

Of course it will, did you not get the memo about wearing the NBC suit and cordoning off the area with biohazard tape to ensure a seat for everyone?

ffs I'm always the last to know

[Q-Target]

Phew, lucky you found out - you'd have looked a right Charlie turning up in regular attire.

[Pellet]

could well get there early doors, grab some tables, and growl at people who don't look sufficiently Trickery enough till backup arrives. But i'll be pissed before anyone else turns up

[venger]

Phew, lucky you found out - you'd have looked a right Charlie turning up in regular attire.

My clown suit blends me into any scenario

[blurr]

please... no clowns :cry:

just an idea, can we do a secret santa? :D

[Socrates]

i cant participate in christmas, my financial advisor said so cant even afford a little christmas spirit :(

[Q-Target]

Blurr, you mean one of us reveals ourself to be Santa Claus at some point in the evening?

In order for a secret santa system to work we'd need a couple of things neither of which is especially practical:

1) A definitive list of attendees and whether they are partaking

2) A method of secretly attributing someone to each person

So, while it would be just lovely to do that, I don't think it is workable...unless we do it when we get there and everyone gets 5 mins to go and get something highly inappropriate from the plethora of shops at the station.

[DM]

Or we could stab the person who thought of it in the eye? :)


You may of guessed i am not a big fan of secret santa

Bah Humbug :)

[Q-Target]

Or we could stab the person who thought of it in the eye? :)


You may of guessed i am not a big fan of secret santa

Bah Humbug :)

How about absurdly blatant santa?

[DM]

As long as it's Eth, thats fine by me :)

[Inertiaman]

Whoever gets there first can we sit on the outside bit overlooking the station again? Good for people watching and loads of space assuming we can congeal enough chairs.

[DM]

Whoever gets there first can we sit on the outside bit overlooking the station again? Good for people watching and loads of space assuming we can congeal enough chairs.

Are you trying to hint that the company may be a tad on the dull side :P

[Q-Target]

Are you trying to hint that the company may be a tad on the dull side :P

No but anything to stem the flow of "Where's the totty?" from Eth's mouth has to be worth a try.

[Dr Cheese]

I'm in - i will now go back and read everything you've all said, but in essence - deffo mofos

Anyone in need of accomodation for the night? Plush East larndon pad, convenient 40 minute tube ride from Victoria, all mod cons, house trained peons only

[Dr Cheese]

And i promise i'll be available for pre-christmas early-doors beerage at the Bishop of wotsits if you're up for that Nick - else early doors drunkeness in Victoria would be do-able too. I'll get a half-day or something :)

(ps - cheers for pointing the thread out Soc)
(pps - promise to actually realise who you are this time Gra :D )

[Dr Cheese]

Which hotel m8 ?

If it aint the Sheraton Moana Surfrider you suck !

Tho the Pink Palace aint too bad...and make sure you go get a "Garden Burger" at Dukes

It was the Hawaii Hilton Village (work paid) followed by the Ohana Waikiki Surf (we paid) - nice hotel, but ver very very american "argh!! leaving hotel complex too much for my xenophobicness!!!" but had a nice view. Sheraton looked the dogs wotsits - and didn't bother with Dukes, but did eat almost everywhere else. Am now a fat tanned bastard :E

[Jim]

I'm in - i will now go back and read everything you've all said, but in essence - deffo mofos

Anyone in need of accomodation for the night? Plus East larndon pad, convenient 40 minute tube ride from Victoria, all mod cons, house trained peons only


Yes... If it won't upset Nersh too much :O

[Inertiaman]

Mate I'll be having lunch regardless. Zero impact. ;)

yeah makes total sense - cuts an hour off your trip the following day.

[Dr Cheese]

Okies, shall prepare the abode. Of course, anyone who wants to pile back for a late-night sesh is more than welcome.... (/me pokes Matt with a stick)

[Inertiaman]

Saucy.

[Dr Cheese]

Well, i owe you for some damn fine cheese-board-selection-style action down't brighton way, would be rude of me not to offer :E

[Jim]

Dogs don't eat Wotsits.

My mummy comes home on the 14th, im sure she'll be well chuffed to hear where im choosing to spend the first day she is back \o/

[[RaG]Ethel]

tell her you'll bring back pics of Gra :)

[venger]

Ethel']tell her you'll bring back pics of Gra :)

He doesn't want to make things worse!

[Jim]

Apparently he never calls anymore anyway

[Dr Cheese]

This is a wednesday isn't it???

Stoopid midweek crap, how can i handle my lab dinner with a hangover??? Eh??

Still, will cope i suppose....:E

[Jim]

Oh god, ur right... I thought it was the weekend - despite several clues through the thread. Still - rock on.

[blurr]

bah I was gonna take up the offer of Dr Cheese, damn me being at work today :( looks like I'll be getting the 10:41 train back... 3hrs of fun to cram in! :D

[Dr Cheese]

If Jim's willing to share a double bed with you Blurr - you're very welcome matey :)

[blurr]

well that'd be great *glares at jim* unless you have a sofa ;)

[Dr Cheese]

It is a sofa - but converts into a fully sprung king size uber bed of win. Seriously - its a rockin bed. Could always pump up the airbed and you can have that if Jim's manly manness is too much to handle :E

[Socrates]

may well have some accomodation in north london, if i kick the gf out of her flat that would be 2 beds and a sofa i think.

[Jim]

Heh - crack on, this is taking internet buddy-ness to a whole new level. Anyone else shared a bed with a geekazoid? ;)

[blurr]

airbed sounds dandy, cheers.

I'll book me tickets this wednesday when I get paid

[Jim]

Right - Since this is a social thing, Im claiming all the "I'll buy you a pint' remarks from 6 years of internet usage.

Eth - 3
DrCheese - 1
Blurr - 2
Fingerz' (who is coming now I think) - 1
Q-Target - 0 :/
Gra - 23

and I owe :

Nersh - a few
Blindeh - a few
Eth - 0
DrCheese - 1
Blurr - 0
Fingerz' (who is coming now I think) - 0
Q-Target - 0
Gra - 0


Looks like my night is on Gra! :D

[Q-Target]

neither a borrower nor a lender be

[blurr]

only thing you're getting from me is a 55dsl key chain which I promised you for i21...

[Jamey]

Guess whether I've changed my mind and decided to come now, despite having to be aat work at 5:30am the following morning.

Go on, guess.

[Q-Target]

Yes, but what you call work doesn't require the use of higher brain function...such is the beauty of working for auntie.

[Dr Cheese]

I guess....

No... i see many beers for Jamey... MANY BEERS!!!

[Jamey]

What I'd call work doesn't even require getting out of bed. Unfortunately for me, I'm not allowed to define such terminology in an official capacity.

[Q-Target]

What I'd call work doesn't even require getting out of bed. Unfortunately for me, I'm not allowed to define such terminology in an official capacity.

More's the pity. I'm sure Gra can give you some pointers tho.

[Jamey]

More's the pity. I'm sure Gra can give you some pointers tho.

Is that a euphamism for knobbing me up the bum?

[blurr]

just don't sleep, party on hard till you actually have to go to work.

[Q-Target]

Is that a euphamism for knobbing me up the bum?

No, but it is now. I would most likely have chosen a phrasiology along the lines of:

"I'm sure Gra will be keen to induct you into the mechanics of arsepistonry"

[Jamey]

I bet you fucking would.

[Jamey]

Hang on a fucking minute....

This is next fucking week isn't it... I thought it was fucking tomorrow.

/me checks his fucking rota.

Thank fuck for that. You're in luck.

[Jim]

Yay Jamey! \o/

[Jim]

Needs more Fucking.

[Jamey]

Ja mein fraulein.

Und now let us begin vis ze hot fucking.

[CryBaby]

/me finally notices thread

ooooooo :)

/me goes to check with the wife......

[Jim]

...charge it to Baron Von Kissalot

[Jamey]

Baron Von Sphincthoven

[Q-Target]

...charge it to Baron Von Kissalot

Or Bink...aka Baron Von Pissalot

[Jamey]

Eth = Baron Von Pussalot

[Jim]

Mafia guy: Johnny tight-lips, where'd they hit ya?
Johnny: I ain't sayin' nuttin.
Mafia guy: But Johnny, what'll we tell da doctor?
Johnny: Tell him to suck a lemon.

[Jim]

Gra - Baron Von Sofalot

[Steam]

how long is it for, its gonna cost me £60 on the train, so if its just for a few hours i dont think i can

[blurr]

get a young persons rail card!

[Jamey]

From a genuine young person.

[Q-Target]

how long is it for, its gonna cost me £60 on the train, so if its just for a few hours i dont think i can

It's just a few hours...7pm til closing time...unless you fancy bunking in with Blurr and Jim :)

[Jim]

how long is it for, its gonna cost me £60 on the train, so if its just for a few hours i dont think i can


As if it is, I got to and from london for 30 on saturday. go to the station and find out the prices, dont look online

[Q-Target]

I know that Brighton to Victoria return is £12.50 off-peak as they have a special price for that particular journey...you may find it's the same for other journeys into London from elsewhere. If you check prices online you won't get the specials, as Jim says (and it is rare that Jim even approaches anything close to useful in the posts department), go to the station and ask.

[Randell]

I may not make it now :( I need to be back in Bromley by 8pm..

[blurr]

young persons card are for people aged 25 and younger I do believe, £20, lasts you a year, 1/3 off all off-peak train journeys.

[M-UK]

All you need now is a collection of young lovlies dressed as naughty schoolgirls.

[Heartwork]

blurr - Baron Von computer-police-auction-lot :)

[Jamey]

Heartwork minus 2 days and counting.

[Jim]

...and not even funny when he did get here, waste of effort if you ask me

[CryBaby]

Fingerz did you lose your job yesterday by the way?

[Heartwork]

Heartwork minus 2 days and counting.

?

[blurr]

train tickets booked...

getting the 16:30 train from norwich, should arrive about 7ish

and just to let you know dr cheese, I'm getting the 12:43 train from london victoria back to norwich

the tube passes which will be given to me, will they cover the tube journey from london victoria to yours? or would I have to get another tube ticket, if so how much?

[Jim]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/TV/oct03/the_office_150x208.jpg
Whooaa too many questions, chill out yeh

[Cheazy]

I do believe myself and Noodles we're going to try and make it, I got work the next day but i'm sure I can pull a few strings...

Oh and Drcheese's sofa bed is indeed WIN. And everything that surrounds it!

[Dr Cheese]

train tickets booked...

getting the 16:30 train from norwich, should arrive about 7ish

and just to let you know dr cheese, I'm getting the 12:43 train from london victoria back to norwich

the tube passes which will be given to me, will they cover the tube journey from london victoria to yours? or would I have to get another tube ticket, if so how much?

Prolly not and 2 squids each way me ol' china

And cheazy gets rep for speaking nice about my stuff :E

[Jim]

I like ur stuff too. You have some of the best stuff ive ever had the pleasure of checking out. You, stuff, good.

[Jamey]

Fingerz did you lose your job yesterday by the way?

No. that announcement was a broad proposal. The dept heads have until March to decide where and when they'll make the cuts that Mark Thompson has asked for.

Anyway my dept should be relatively safe, though I still have the problem of what to do in May (when my attachment in this dept is due to end) as my 'real' job is with BBC Broadcast (separate subsidiary company) and it looks like they're gonna be sold the same way BBC Technology was.

[Cheazy]

You get rep if you're nice...

...i'll quit while i'm ahead then.

[Socrates]

hmmm vdc has been rendered from a "heck yes" to a whimpering "possibability" gotta accompany gf to her grandads funeral on wed, i am assured it will end at 6 or so, and as much as i would like to spend agonising hours beening harressed by her family i think i would rather have my knob sewed to my arse. on top of that how the feck do i get from greenwich to victoria.

[Jamey]

...how the feck do i get from greenwich to victoria.

Swim. They're both near the river.

Bring me back a floater to throw at Lungers for wearing shox.

[DM]

Goto http://tube.tfl.gov.uk/ and click on journey planner

Basicly Docklands light railway to Bank and then tube from Monument to Victoria

[blurr]

Hmm I can't find London Victoria anywhere on the tube map...

Is it called "Royal Victoria"? any idea what line I need to be on to get there?!

EDIT: found it, gotta get the circle line all the way to Victoria, its just after Westminster!

[Q-Target]

lol @ your bumpkinism...you must suck at Mornington Crescent.

[Jamey]

...its just after Westminster!

It's also on the Victoria line. The one that's an entire line called Victoria. That goes through Victoria station.

[Jim]

So anyways, Im taking the National Express down it would seem. Travel Centre in the station was closed today, so no chance of cheapey tickets for trains... so 4 hours down, 4 hours back. However, as Gra kindly pointed out from his sofa, it is 3 hours on the train anyway... and the coach goes straight into Victoria as opposed to Kings Cross, thus saving dicking about on the tube. Im gonna leave at the same time Eth is leaving York on the train in a Race Around the World type affair. First one in Spoons, and necking Q-Target or a pint, wins all!*



*A pint? You on Eth?

[blurr]

I told you you should've got your tickets earlier!

and why couldn't u get em on www.thetrainline.com ?

oh do I need to bring a pillow and sleeping bag, or will relevant sleeping equipment be provided? :geek:

[Jim]

Relevant equipment?

Mmmmm Releveant

http://www.calpaint.de/startpics/homer/homer.gif

[Jim]

So, I got my tickets... I could either get there at 3:20 or 9:20... fearing lack of drinkingness, I went for 3:20pm. So, I need suggestions to kill time until everyone starts ramming the place... I was thinking of going to that Lamorghini garage at Kensington and seeing if I could blag entry, pretend im a pop star or soemthing, and have a 3 hour sit in a Mucialago (sp?) or just wander round Knightsbridge or something... anyone got any better ideas?

[Q-Target]

So, I got my tickets... I could either get there at 3:20 or 9:20... fearing lack of drinkingness, I went for 3:20pm. So, I need suggestions to kill time until everyone starts ramming the place... I was thinking of going to that Lamorghini garage at Kensington and seeing if I could blag entry, pretend im a pop star or soemthing, and have a 3 hour sit in a Mucialago (sp?) or just wander round Knightsbridge or something... anyone got any better ideas?

Make a "Golf Sale ->" placard and make yourself useful at a major intersection...or perhaps a "Hitler had a point" placard in Bethnal Green.

[blurr]

well if I can get an earlier train, ie 12pm, then I maybe able to meet up with you, but I'm guessing there maybe charges incurred, as I purchased a super dooper advance cheapest ticket there was.

[Q-Target]

well if I can get an earlier train, ie 12pm, then I maybe able to meet up with you, but I'm guessing there maybe charges incurred, as I purchased a super dooper advance cheapest ticket there was.

The last thing you need is more charges eh rich?

[blurr]

terrible joke :roll:

[Heartwork]

i think the blurr arrested jokes are old now :P. Partly my fault, I've cracked more than my fair share of them :E

[Jamey]

The last thing you need is more charges eh rich?

:lol:


Jim - kill time at the Bape shop. Or maybe another shop. I know there's not many in London but you might find one you like.

[Dr Cheese]

:lol:


Jim - kill time at the Bape shop. Or maybe another shop. I know there's not many in London but you might find one you like.

You victim!! Over priced - nice shop though :E

I have my lab christmas lunch tomorrow, but should be able to skive out around 4pm.. maybe... ish... somewhere round bayswater... i'll PM my mobile number to all those lucky, lucky people who might be interested

[Socrates]

kinky sex with dr cheese, must be christmas!
as i said before jim, more then welcome down topshop to eye up totty. while i grab some work related stuff. should be there around 4.30ish.
just say your the sultan of brunai or something and the fit personal shoppers flock around you :D

[Jim]

Heh, might well do.

I was thinking, maybe just go Spoons, get bangers and mash and start drinking, will find a crazy old guy to talk to... then when people start arriving, I'll be lashed

[Q-Target]

Pray it isn't the same crazy guy that hit on DrCheese last time...that guy was like that bloke in the "shiny green suit" in Good Morning Vietnam.

[Jim]

Kind of hoping it is him actually.

[Q-Target]

Soldiers' ankles...WOOF!!!

[Dr Cheese]

He touched me in places. Bad man.

[Jamey]

I'll be lashed

Not in London. You have to pay for that down here.

What may seem (to a northerner) like a simple method of controlling a child is a fully-blown sexual commodity round these parts.

[Q-Target]

Jamey - this is Wetherspoons...London prices stop at the top of the escalator. £1.10 for a Jim Beam and coke sir? Don't mind if I do.

[Kickarse]

This still on?

[Q-Target]

Absolutely Craigy Waigy

[Kickarse]

see you there then :)

[Inertiaman]

Wiiiiiiin.

[[RaG]Ethel]

2½ hours until I kick work in the teeth and set off ... racing Jim :)

[Socrates]

wish me luck!
and c u all later
pint of guiness my good man and mans and ladyboys

[Jamey]

See you all at 7.

I'm not going to drink cos I'll drive to the station. I'll be up at 4:30 tomorrow morning and the sooner I can get home the better. Prob need to leave about 9ish tbh. Soz.

Ordinarily I'd make up the sleep after work tomorrow but I'm going to the xmas top of the pops :E

[DM]

Can't make it as I can't talk now without coughing up a lung. So two short conversations would be the end of me :(

Have a great time :)

[Q-Target]

Can't make it as I can't talk now without coughing up a lung. So two short conversations would be the end of me :(

Have a great time :)

You sir, are a woman. We'll order in a jug of lung butter in your memory.

[DM]

I am a complete girls blouse, and the worst of it is I would get more sympathy with you lot than I do at home. The questions I get are

Daddy, why can't you talk?

Because son, COUGH COUGH RECH COUGH COUGH COUGH, I'm RECH COUGH not feeling well. COUGH COUGH COUGH.

Daddy, can you tell me a long story......

[[RaG]Ethel]

talk (cough) to the hand

[[RaG]Ethel]

4 more posts needed

[[RaG]Ethel]

or is that 2 now ?

[[RaG]Ethel]

45 mins to go !

[[RaG]Ethel]

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< L E E T !!!!!

[Jamey]

No you're not.

You're l,EET

[Q-Target]

That should shut him up for a bit :)

[[RaG]Ethel]

true

[[RaG]Ethel]

fuck

[Jim]

Oh sweet Mary mother of jesus. I just got up. Bus was at 10am.

Gonna ring National Express see if I can swap tickets for the 3.20 coach =/

Pld me.

[Q-Target]

dick

[Jim]

I know I know.

I set my alarm for 8.30 too, left the twatting thing in this room though. Might still be there like, but not till 2120 (the hour, not year)

[Q-Target]

Be quicker to walk it

[Jim]

Well Im out. Sorry. Could've exchanged the ticket had there been room on the bus, the spare seat they usually carry is being taken up by a driver being taken back to London.
Was really looking for to it too :( Will someone take a lot of pictures please?

Oh and more sorrow...
Guess Eth wins Cannonball 9000

[Q-Target]

You out of pocket due to your timepiece misplacement tardicness?

[Jim]

Yeah - £35. Its expensive being a retard

[blurr]

I maybe out too... just found out that my Grandma isn't too well... and well my Mum isn't too happy. Doesn't help that her dad passed away last week either, just seems to be one thing after another :|

I don't really want to leave my Mum on her own, shes taken the day off work so she can phone Malaysia every couple of hours to see whats the news on her Mum, as lastnight shes just been admitted to hospital with a uriney infection (or something) and it doesn't help matters that all the nurses there speak Malay and my Grandma only speaks Cantonese!

[Jim]

Bah - Average age of this thing is taking a beating here.

Sorry to hear it Rich :( Any of your family been affected by the floods over there?

[Q-Target]

Yeah - £35. Its expensive being a retard

Blimey - could you not get a ride in a Sunshine Coach? Surely there's a windowlicker day trip heading to the city?

[Jim]

Someone has to go stay with Si tonight, he'll be so wonely!!

[Jim]

Blimey - could you not get a ride in a Sunshine Coach? Surely there's a windowlicker day trip heading to the city?


Only other bus company that go from here to London is Eddie Brown, and they only do it for special events like the motor show etc... I reckon I'll ring them and see if the next vdc can be included.

[venger]

dammit people dropping like flies

Confirmed ppl..

venger
q-target
eth
gra inc. sofa
fingerz

[Jim]

Inertia, Socrates, Kickarse

[Q-Target]

thewise, orange, drcheese (party permitting)

[Jim]

Pissed me right off :(

Avoiding IRC for the fear of Sofa king shouting at me

[Noodles]

Any idea how long it takes to get from fenchurch street to victoria by the tube. I'm temped to come, but its turning out to be quite a mission

[Q-Target]

Lies. Fenchurch Street 2 mins walk to Tower Hill then Circle line to Victoria...15-20 mins tops.

[Jamey]

FFS Jim... It was you and Rich that convinced me to risk it, what with my early shift tomorrow and everything... You pissing pissflap pissnonce.

[Jim]

It'll still be a laugh without me and Rich! I know we'd have been the two funniest, best-dressed guys there... but man, I hear Gra and Eth can be quite funny. And Inertia, he always makes me chuckle, as does DrCheese, TheWise, Orange, Venger and Socrates. It'll be fun!

Still a bit pissed off about losing 35 squid though, and ofcourse not getting to see Gra, Eth, Inertia, Jamey, DrCheese, TheWise, Orange, Venger and Socrates

[oxy]

soz mate goes into hostpital tonite only found out when he got back from uni .. suppose better go laugh at him and steal hospital stuff :E

i want a lab coat :E

[Pellet]

anyone going who sees this man:

www.pellet.nildram.co.uk/Ethel.jpg

either call the authorities, or ask him for a beer.

[Q-Target]

Right - I'm heading off now...home in 10 mins...get changed and "street ready" in 15 mins...up to station in 20 mins...which puts me at Brighton Station for around 5...and at Victoria for around 6.

[Heartwork]

www.pellet.nildram.co.uk/Ethel.jpg


This man is wanted by the Russian state police. Considered armed and dangerous.

[TheWise]

I'll be there, leaving work in a bit. Shold get there at 7:30-8:00

[Jim]

Eth coordinated everyone texting me "cock" and variations thereof... the worst of which being "Cock Refugee"

[Heartwork]

Eth coordinated everyone texting me "cock" and variations thereof... the worst of which being "Cock Refugee"

:lol: classic

[blurr]

http://www.myembers.com/misc/bump.jpg

[Heartwork]

i can so see you sitting in paint drawing that, you art student wannabe :P

[Jim]

http://jameshawley.co.uk/harsh.jpg

[Jim]

Im thinking Blindeh wrote it with that "Dum de dum" look on his face, and Im guessing Nersh had something to do with it judging by the obvious delight at its completion. And Si... well - he's just trying to fit in, obviously.

[Jim]

http://jameshawley.co.uk/basts.jpg


Fucking cnuts!

[oxy]

lol

[Pellet]

All Si i'm afraid. just a trifle egging on was required

[Socrates]

a pleasure all who were present
and jim u deserve it u cockmuncher. and u wrong on every count lol

and eth up chuck at dr.cheeses he will love u for it :D
think u topped hapless drunken stupor at last bdc lol
he wasnt trying to write a "cock" text he was trying to figure out how to unlock his phone lol

[Kickarse]

- rep for jim

[TheWise]

was a good night. Nice to neet you all (again in most cases)

[Heartwork]

http://jameshawley.co.uk/basts.jpg


Fucking cnuts!

lol, spot q-targets text.

you might want to blur out fingerz full number :x

[Jamey]

It was me wot wrote the "JIM = COCK" sign. Me wot took the photo. Me wot came up with the idea.

Me me me.

DrCheese - the 'other' jim=cock pic didn't come out too well... will try to sort it in photoshop when I get time.

[Pellet]

gah sorry Jamey, thought it was si :)

[Q-Target]

/me has just surfaced having phoned in sick...double Jim Beam is the DEVIL!

[Pellet]

yes, i wasn't a well man when i got home

[Inertiaman]

/me has just surfaced having phoned in sick...double Jim Beam is the DEVIL!

You pansy bastard. TASTE OF SCOTCH IN THE MOUTH AT 0700 FOR THE WIN.

[Q-Target]

pansy my arse...if I was at work I wouldn't have time for stuff like this:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jmcmenamin/jimformation.jpg

[Q-Target]

or this...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jmcmenamin/ethtache.gif

[Q-Target]

Oh, and take a look at this (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jmcmenamin/118_1894.JPG). That is not a trick of perspective...that little guy in front of the big guy was a REALLY little guy...and he wasn't a midget...he was just like a bonsai man. Fingerz did go down and stand next to him but my camera battery died just as I was taking the pic :(

[Jim]

Wheres the totty?

[Q-Target]

Wheres the totty?

If you'd been there you would have seen it...sadly you'll just have to make do with whatever freaks of nature I see fit to post here.

[DM]

That is a midget rather than a dwarf. Rare these days as it can usualy be cured with groth hormone when it's spoted. All the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz were midgets rather than dwarfs...

EDIT: Top Tip don't go googling for the word midget at work, apart from the cars they seem to be in great demand....

[Jim]

Sort me aaart wiv sum claaart

[Jim]

Aye, Dwarfs suffer from Dwarfism. This makes them have big ears, wear mining helmets and whistle whilst they work.