Photoshop Competition Week 2 - The Entries

[Lungboy]

Same as last week losers, pick your favourite based on content, not skill.

Jim obviously things jokes about drugs are good, mm'kay?
http://jameshawley.co.uk/minicab.jpg

Always knew Laz was a bit of a cabbage:
http://www.aqss43.dsl.pipex.com/highsoci.gif

Q-Target gives us our first London Cabbie joke. Will it be our last? :
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jmcmenamin/parkercab.jpg

Kick frustrates and arouses in equal measure:
http://www.kieranf-j.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/highsociety.jpg

NWA also things drug jokes are funny. Bloody students:
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~dh402/highsociety.jpg

Minty gives us another London joke. Will it be our last?:
http://www.ukmma.com/entrytwo.JPG

Of course not, Cookie gives us another:
http://www.alibatch.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/CookiePhotoshopEntry.jpg

As always, Buzzard goes the childish route:
http://www.thebuzzard.myby.co.uk/highsociety.jpg

Kahuna sails close to the boundaries of good taste:
http://www.the-big-kahuna.net/cc.jpg

Small is beautiful for Noodles:
http://www.btinternet.com/~octowin/attheraces.jpg

Some of you youngsters out there might need to check out Morons filename for this effort:
http://213.232.93.96/~andy/calloway-palace.jpg

Last up this week is Dingles animated effort:
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/6425/dingleweek24lv.gif



So, there we go. Voting open until midnight monday.

[Jim]

Heh - like Dingles :D

[moron]

yeah, its ace. kahuna got my vote though :)

[TheBuZZard]

I see Jim voted for his own :P

Nothiong wrong with childish. I thought Frank never looked better. Especially not recently :E

[Lungboy]

I had to vote for Kicks as that issue of High Society as the name Annie Ample on the front cover.

[Laz]

Kahuna for me

[Q-Target]

..and me. The bar got raised this week :|

[Jim]

[-ADMIT ONE-] though!

[Minty]

I think, on second thoughts, I preferred my first idea:

http://www.ukmma.com/entrythree.jpg

Ta for the person who voted for me though :P Went with Kahunas myself

[Mazzahoo]

Buzz's was a masterpiece

[TheBuZZard]

:x I love you Mazz!!!!

[T-Bag]

buzzard's was the one that made me laugh so I voted for that

[The Big Kahuna]

140 views and only 20 people can work out how the fuckin vote button works. If you're looking, VOTE ffs !!

Even if you didn't like ANY of them, vote for the one you hate LEAST !

[TheBuZZard]

Its the same 20 looking over and over again to see how many votes they have got.

[The Big Kahuna]

Good point...

[NWA]

Wish I could see who voted for me :D I'm trying to pick atm, loads are really good this week.

[the funkmaster]

Gotta be Dingles :)

oh no it's
not this i
hear it breaking through the sticks
it's the dingle
and it's barking
puss was oozing from it's lips

we must go now
escape the madness
quickly run there's no time left
if the dingle
catches us he'll
reverse the poles and steal our breath

he's a little man
with a big head
doesn't know his wrong from right
he will chase us
from the distance
he will run with all his might

[NWA]

btw wasn't there a rule about the width of pics not being more than 480pixels?

[The Big Kahuna]

btw wasn't there a rule about the width of pics not being more than 480pixels?

Indeed there is...and this being MY competition, rest assured that I shall be enforcing that rule should anyone have the bare faced cheek to get more votes than I

[blurr]

I thought dingles was great, so voted for him!

[NWA]

Ah one of those rules eh Kahuna? ;)

I went for Kahuna's in the end as it's probably the funniest there and at the mo it looks like its between him and Q-Targets and Q's just isn't funny in the slightest imo so it was as much to stop that piece of crap (which doesn't even have a mini cab in it - don't you dare suggest FAB1 is a minicab) winning :)

[Heartwork]

Q-T's made me giggle, but i'm so so sure i heard that line on a tv programme recently. Totally can't place what it was though.

[the funkmaster]

I didn't understand Kahuna's at all :)

[NWA]

It's a pic of a car wreck similar to (or possibly the very same one) as Princess Diana's (who even you in Sweden must have heard of yes?) fatal car wreck. Princess Diana being high society and the car being done up as a cab (hence the light on the roof). Kahuna then makes it more gigglesome by puttinga royal crest and the letter C on the side of the cab, Dianas ex husband at the time being Prince Charles. And then he makes it slightly less funny by explaining the joke in the text.

[Dogma]

Its true.

[the funkmaster]

Ah. Not enough of a Diana fanboy to memorize the looks of her last ride.

[Minty]

You didnt have to be a fanboy of Diana over here. Its all over the news, papers, magazines etc

[Lungboy]

Sorry Kahuna, but it seems i have taken over the rules from you.

[Q-Target]

You didnt have to be a fanboy of Diana over here. Its all over the news, papers, magazines etc

I'm still queuing to sign a book of condolence...one day...one day.

[The Big Kahuna]

Sorry Kahuna, but it seems i have taken over the rules from you.

?

[TheBuZZard]

For once I think QTs is the poorest effort, I reckon he is getting arse licking votes. This theory is further proven by the amount of green blobs he has accumulated. Some people must have very brown tongues indeed and not just in the Brighton area. I voted for Dingle as I like Little Britain :P

[Q-Target]

For once I agree with Buzz - that took me about 2 minutes and was put in less than half an hour after the theme was announced. Get a grip people...have you even seen the other entries?!

[NWA]

And Buzz is agreeing with me which believe me, is something of a shocker.

[Jim]

I'd vote for QT, if I hadnt already used my vote to vote for my entry. Lets face it, noone else was gonna. So, don't get me wrong, I'm trying my hardest to lick Q's arse, but Im spent.

[Minty]

I think, in the interests of arse licking fairness, that Q-Target should be banned from any future competitions :P

[TheBuZZard]

Also am I blind or did Lunboy forget to set a time limit???

[Minty]

Youre blind

[Minty]

Oh hang on, you mean one on the poll? No he didnt set a time limit on the poll, but in his first post he states that Monday at midnight is when the winner will be declared. Lovely.

[Jim]

Remember kids, a vote for me is a vote for Q-Target*


*System does not work in reverse.

[Lungboy]

Sorry Kahuna, no idea what i was on about.

[CooK1E]

Would have voted Kahuna - but something inside just said Morrally wrong! :P

[Q-Target]

Oi, Minty, put your sig on a diet mate...it's pushing maximum density. Either that or get over to the blazing squad forums, they'll go mad for that shit over there.

[The Big Kahuna]

How did Q-Target manage to get 13 of his relatives to register so quickly ?

Or was it his mates' wives who voted for him ? ;)

[Q-Target]

No feckin idea mate. Is voting over now?

[moron]

Must be, tis past midnight Monday :)

http://213.232.93.96/~andy/nil-point.jpg

NIL POINT!! :E

[Q-Target]

Clearly the judges were drunk anyway...FAB1 not CAB1 ffs

[Lungboy]

I don't see any point in doing a seperate result thread when everyone can read the result in here. Q-T has picked the next subject, but i'm waiting for him to do a suggestion picture before i announce it.

[The Big Kahuna]

Why do we need a suggestion picture ?

Just askin'

[Q-Target]

It was cos Mazz's "Mini Cabs in High Society" was a little too vague for some people to grasp.

Rob - just get the next one going and if people need guidance or something then I'll do it...but as was seen this time round, people will interpret in their own way anyway. As it should be.

[Mazzahoo]

Im not vague, im more ....

anyway its cold today isnt it

[Minty]

but as was seen this time round, people will interpret in their own way anyway. As it should be.

^
Good point well made. And anyway, was it balls vague, its just some people have no imagination :P
(woohoo a whole 2 votes! :P)

[Dr Cheese]

...and a late sympathy vote too :E

[[n00b].eesh.]

I think Moron should win the next one for his "Nil Point" picture ^ ^ ^ up there.