Challenge

[Fulmineus]

I'll give a bagful of shiny coins to whoever can translate my sig. Super-accuracy isnt necessary, so the closest wins. All you need is a dictionary :)

Oh, and if I think you've cheated then you get nowt :D

[[n00b].eesh.]

What bloody languague is that?

[f00_ghost]

latin?

[Fulmineus]

yes, it's latin

(had you noticed, my name is in it! :D)

[f00_ghost]

if i gave 2 shits. id use a latin translator. but sorry fulm i just dont so il wait for the sad boy alien to do it instead.

[Fulmineus]

eesh has already tried looking for one, nerrr :P

[f00_ghost]

i have a latin dictionary behind me.

[Fulmineus]

oh bugger.

[Fulmineus]

http://www32.brinkster.com/fulmineus/latin.htm :D

forgot about this

[[n00b].eesh.]

belua vasta, lupus! <---- found meaning to this.
Fulmi knows!
The next bit is too hard. Its verby crap.

[AL|3N]

well step 1) im not sad, step 2) wot is it with fuck tards sayin suffin bout me when i aint done nout... step 3) ghost get fucked u arogant shit... step 4) ful i have no idea wot it says =/ tell me in privacy so i can win :D

[{CZR}Deckchair]

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis
exponebantur ad necem.

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.

[[n00b]SteveO]

Here goes....

The huge beast, the wolf! He/she/it come/go outs to the wet swamps, forgotten and to the foams and scattered by the blood of the jaws, of lightning, red pour in/oned the lights the flame.

err rusty

[[n00b]SteveO]

To the antiquities to the times, like been born/begotten/formed/destined to you in the cliffs of the ventosissim
they were set/put forth/outed about I may kill/murder.

Vah! Anew by Latin was I speaking? Me silly. Sometimes only he/she/it slip aways.

Translation of deckchairs :P

[Fulmineus]

Crap translator you found there SteveO.

[Duffeh]

The huge beast, the wolf! He/she/it come/go outs to the wet swamps,

forgotten and to the foams and scattered by the blood of the jaws,

of lightning, red pour in/oned the lights the flame.

[Fulmineus]

Same to you, Duffeh.

Since you lot are cheating, I want it accurate. Some bits are complete gibberish :D

[AL|3N]

looks like duff found the same 1

[Fulmineus]

You don't get the shiny coins for stating the obvious :)

[tinx]

All their ideas are crap just by looking at them :P

[Duffeh]

tbh ive got the exact translation word by word the problem is when translating between to languages the grammer and word order is never the same ...... its hard enough with languages like french but when you get an extremely complex language such as latin its even harder ... and tbh tinx at least we tried :P

[tinx]

I already know what it is, I'm just teasing :P

[Fulmineus]

You don't have all the words right.

[Duffeh]

yeah cause theres a few altenative meanings e.g. fulimeneus can mean ... of lightning but also it can mean destructive

[Fulmineus]

I wasn't talking about that bit, but yeah.

I was talking about oblitus. You've got the wrong verb, it's not from obliviscor = I forget.

[Fulmineus]

And fulmineus does mean lightning here.

[Duffeh]

obiitus = to conceal oneself or to cancel, blow out???

bear in mind this is my first ever attempt to even look at latin nvm try translate a whole sentance

[Fulmineus]

No :D

[Fulmineus]

PMing me for the answer is absolutely DISGRACEFUL. Don't you all agree?

[Fulmineus]

OK. Here's a new challenge for you.

What's brown and sticky?

[f00_ghost]

a stick

[Fulmineus]

INCORRECT :D

[{CZR}Deckchair]

bear in mind this is my first ever attempt to even look at latin nvm try translate a whole sentance

I'd start with English to be honest Duffeh :p

[AL|3N]

in my great mind... and in the slagging match... i think that wots brown and sticky is ghost... coz he's a peice of shit

[{CZR}Deckchair]

There's little need to sink to his level Alien.

[AL|3N]

hmm but i can try... i get bored easily of being slapped off ledges high up on a server he's not even ment to have controle over

[Fulmineus]

let's stick to the issue here lads;

what's brown and sticky?

[{CZR}Deckchair]

But Alien by pandering to his inept control of an insignificant part of life you're actualising his control matrix. Besides, he won't have any control soon enough.

Oh dear god, I've been to tooooo many corporate seminars.


And Fulm, it's a stick mate.

[AL|3N]

lol, n no it aint a stick

[blackisle]

fook me, I never thought you could be so eloquent deckchair! ;)
Fulmineus, that wouldn't be two bikini clad maidens rolling around in a paddling pool of mud would it? or: http://www.ask.co.uk/ix.asp?q=what+is+brown+and+sticky&ac=none&xx=0&qid =52B6965241F4584A979FD2FC3306F85D&p=0&s=1&sp=ix&fn =t&b=0&fo=2&r=10&io=5&fp=5&fr=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fg allery%2Eantiflux%2Eorg%2Fbrownandsticky%2FDSCN626 9&adurl=
could be the answer ;)
Tuppence worth: Deck is right AL|3N, if you don't rise to the bait he'll get bored soon enough. 8)

[[n00b]Zippy]

Ovid's Metamorphoses - I got an "A" in Latin O Level!!!!!!!

EDIT: That's not the answer to the brown and sticky question btw

[{CZR}Deckchair]

I've been hiding my light under a bushel blackisle.
Or is that "the evidence", I can never remember.

Just because I like to lower myself to lowest common denominator ( ie Zippy ) doesn't mean I'm not capable of higher things ;)

[blackisle]

[n00b]Zippy
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 10:28 am Post subject:
Ovid's Metamorphoses!!!!!!
Zippy, didn't you hold Ovid's inkwell while they were writing that? :P

[Fulmineus]

Zippy wins for knowing where it came from :D

/me gives Zippy a bagful of shiny coins

[[n00b]Zippy]

/me gives Zippy a bagful of shiny coins

/me strokes the bagful of shiny coins with hands stained with the ink from Ovid's inkwell ;)

[tinx]

Zippy isn't as dumb as he looks; with that scary zip up mouth and his "lets be gay" antics with the giant, pink Elephant...

:roll:

[[n00b]Zippy]

antics with the giant, pink Elephant...:roll:

FFS he's a HIPPO!!!! :lol:

[Duffeh]

last time i checked george was a she :roll:

[[n00b]Zippy]

last time i checked george was a she :roll:

After some quick Googling I'm left in shock:

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_688608.html

But it does suggest the George is in fact a "he"!

[[n00b]Zippy]

Bloody hell - I get about a bit!

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_691254.html?menu=

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_696943.html?menu=

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_688188.html?menu=

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_684585.html?menu=

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_635345.html?menu=

Careful with that hammer, Geoffrey!
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_627043.html?menu=

[[n00b]Zippy]

And you can all get a mini Zippy as a souvenier of the last time I kicked your arse!!!

http://www.the-village-square.com/rainbow.html

Although George's eyebrows do tend to back Duffeh's theory up!

[[n00b]Zippy]

AHHA!!!! Proof!!!

http://www.btinternet.com/~acbarrett/george.htm

Everyone's favourite pink Hippo spent his tenure in the Rainbow house playing with his cars, dolls, transposing Samuel Barber's 'Adagio for Strings' to play on the Twanger and Plinky-Plonker, wearing curlers and shouting Woo Woo when the going got tough.

[[n00b]Zippy]

<---- Oooo! Troll! YAY!

[AL|3N]

tbh zippy rainbow was made by a sick and twisted man :)

NO WONDER WE ARE DISTURBED !!

Original Script from Rainbow:

For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little
lost on you ... but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost
too ridiculous to believe ... This is taken from an original Rainbow
script and there's no way this could have been done by accident.

Innuendo all the way.

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana ...
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
peg kit.

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
play with our friend's balls today? Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with
our twangers as well." Geoffrey (to camera) "Have you seen Bungles
twanger?"
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy: (looking sad) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas? Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away with our
twangers." George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy:"I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."

Geoffrey: (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time.... If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all
day."

[Duffeh]

hmmmmm maybe the character a she and the person in the suit a he?

neway

Always loud, brash and the naughtiest of the Rainbow household, Zippy often ended up down in the dumps, head in hand with an anguished cry of "It's not fair!". Occasionally, and this didn't happen as often as we would like to remember, he would endure the ultimate sanction of being zipped up. Though why he could never just un-zip himself remains another unexplained mystery.

ahhhhhhh wouldnt ya just love to be able to zip up zippy :D

p.s. its scary how much that does sound like you :P

[tinx]

Hehe.

Elephant / hippo, whatever :) Hes still absolutely terrifying when I look at him. A bit like clowns.

Alien has exactly the discussions to which I refer, they're classic .. packed with innuendo, the writers MUST have been taking the piss :D

[JoeFish]

i've got a copy of one of the scripts from rainbow and it's got more inuendo that all of you lot locked in a room with a sausage!

[WestHej]

I h8 latin even though i don't do it :P

LoL what were the last fewposts about?

[AL|3N]

zippy being a mass gang raper with all his cudely friends and there twangers

[{CZR}Deckchair]

You do know that "script" is a hoax don't you Alien...

[AL|3N]

chair... please... i maybe dence but im not a dumb ass (fish dont quote me on that_

[[n00b]Zippy]

ooooo

http://www.targetfour.com/ian/twangers.ram

:lol:

[Fulmineus]

ello there zippidy :)

[[n00b]Zippy]

:)

[Fulmineus]

http://www.uo.jolt.co.uk/textpic.php?pic=Hybrid+-+Paper&fontsize=24&red=102&green=102&blue=102&text =zippy%3A+god+of+all+n00bs

:lol:

[Fulmineus]

right, better go to uni now :(

[[n00b]Zippy]

http://www.uo.jolt.co.uk/textpic.php?pic=Hybrid+-+Paper&fontsize=24&red=102&green=102&blue=102&text =zippy%3A+god+of+all+n00bs

:lol:

LOL! Printed....framed....hung!

[[n00b]Furious]

OMG, is that really you Zipp ??!?!?!

Ginger AND left-handed to boot ??????????? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[[n00b].eesh.]

Dear god, that's not zippy!

Zippy is about 15 years older.

BTW talking about writers taking the piss.........captain pugwash...

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.htm

ok maybe they weren't...:lol:

[[n00b]Furious]

="[n00b].eesh."]Dear god, that's not zippy!

Zippy is about 15 years older.

PHEW !!!!!!!!

Thank god for that !!!!!

Who is that poor soul ?

[J^MES]

lol if thats zippy im getting very worried. He looks about 20 and zippy is a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot older then that
:P

[[n00b]Zippy]

http://www.uo.jolt.co.uk/textpic.php?pic=Hybrid+-+Paper&fontsize=24&red=102&green=102&blue=102&text =I+am+NOT+Zippy

http://www.uo.jolt.co.uk/textpic.php?pic=Hybrid+-+Paper&fontsize=24&red=102&green=102&blue=102&text =Zippy+is+NOT+ginger

http://www.uo.jolt.co.uk/textpic.php?pic=Hybrid+-+Paper&fontsize=24&red=102&green=102&blue=102&text =Zippy+is+left+handed+though

[[n00b]Zippy]

This is genuinely me though:

http://www.targetfour.com/ian/zippy.jpg

Handsome devil, aren't I? :D

[tinx]

You look PISSED :P

[Fulmineus]

I prefer the fake Zippy :P

[[n00b].eesh.]

Doesnt everyone? I bet that picture scares the devil himself!

[Fulmineus]

:lol:

[cuthbert]

so what does it actually say then fulmineus?! or dont you know either!:P

[Fulmineus]

what does what say? :?

[cuthbert]

your sig, or have you already told us that?! :o

[Fulmineus]

oh, right.

lol.

[cuthbert]

tell meh please! :P

[Fulmineus]

hang on, I keep starting a reply then forgetting the latin :D

[cuthbert]

lol

[cuthbert]

i know what your name means, fulmenius = Lightning wolf :/ or something like that am i right?!:D

[Fulmineus]

A huge beast, a wolf! It came out of the marshy reeds (maybe reedy marshes - cant remember :D), covered with foam and its jaws specked with blood, and flashing like lightning, and its eyes filled with red flame.

[[n00b].eesh.]

IS THAT IT?!!?1?!?!!

What a load of rubbish!

Pfft!

[cuthbert]

Yay go me so i was half-way there!-and i dont even do latin!:P bet thats from a book?!

[Fulmineus]

Of course it's from a book, I had to learn it for gcse.

[Fulmineus]

and SILENCE eesh :D

[cuthbert]

oh and there was me thinkin you was all clever making that up!:D how stupid of me! :dozey: latin is a pretty cool language tbh tho...

[[n00b].eesh.]

Latin cool???

Its ancient!

*Silences* :lol:

[cuthbert]

thats whats cool bout it! The fact that hardly anyone knows how to speak it and yet its still used loads! 8)

[Fulmineus]

awwwwwww

/me is all embarassed (and smug :D)

[AL|3N]

the only reason hardly n e one knows it is coz its a dead language, thats why alot of ppl cba to speek it

[Fulmineus]

or cos they too thick eh alien :P

[J^MES]

criag ur silly like you know any latin we didnt do it at school. U lies you know no latin except for wen u go on a translator site u lam0r

[AL|3N]

fulm im not thick :( just thinking impaired

[Fulmineus]

sowwy awien, no offencey-wencey intended :)

[Fulmineus]

wow, my thread has the coveted 'most replied' award :)

one more reply to get to troll status :P

[J^MES]

ah you loser a troll in 5 days. Thats wot ya call pure spammage :P
Only joking m8ey well im not but ne wayz.
You is gettin worse then alien :D

[Fulmineus]

that hurts :(

[[n00b].eesh.]

Truth usually does........




......not that im saying that is the truth.!

[Fulmineus]

hmmm, methinks eesh is in need of a slap! :)

[WestHej]

Fulmenieus is a troll muhahahahaha

[Fulmineus]

spell my name right ya gork!

[[n00b].eesh.]

hmmm, methinks eesh is in need of a slap! :)


WHY! What have I ever done to you??

*Re-reads

Oh.... :oops:

*awaits slap

[cuthbert]

errrrrr, well done J^MES you albino child! omg i cant believe you foiled my cunning plan to fool you lot into thinking i could speak latin! :oops: I dont remember saying i could speak latin tho????! Of course i went on a translator site, i can give you the link if you want to have a look for yourself??! :roll:
YOU TERD!

[Fulmineus]

http://www32.brinkster.com/fulmineus/latin.htm

and you can all speak latin!

well, maybe not, but itll make me feel better to know it was worth wasting time on :P

[J^MES]

i cant speak latin
i dont want to speak latin
tbh latin smells: literally :)


p.s craig plz dont talk to me i dont like you

[cuthbert]

:o

[AL|3N]

does literally smell?? and littin is boring, y would n e one want to learn a dead language thats just stupid :)

[Fulmineus]

why is it stupid? come on, give me a reason if you think you're hard enough :)

[J^MES]

because its latin. Enough said. It sucks and died out like alien said ages ago so y need to know it. ITS SILLY

[Fulmineus]

thats not a reason, that's just misguided prejudice....

[J^MES]

a reason you want a reason is wot you will get.
IT is not used in any country anymore so it is pointless using it or learning it. And it just looks stupid and sounds crazy (in a bad way)

:D

[Fulmineus]

er actually, seeing as most european languages are based on latin and greek they're brilliant for assisting knowledge of not just your own language but the others as well.

Sounds crazy? You don't know how to prounounce it, so don't presume. And loads of the words look like the english/etc, so unless you think all european languages are stupid....

[J^MES]

ermm yes thats exactly wot i think :P

[Fulmineus]

stop talking then :)

[[n00b].eesh.]

Latin is actually still used more than you think, horticulture for example uses it a lot.

Latin is also used a bit in chemistry.

[J^MES]

no need to gang up on me ffs.

[cuthbert]

well i say they any language that can be used in all that hocus pocus spell stuff is pretty cool anyways cos it sounds good!-even though things like harry potter, which sux ass, dont help latins reputation!:P and also, James, latin is used in all sorts of things!-on things such as coats of arms and even FOOTBALL EMBLEMS - i suppose youve always wondered what that strange writing was underneath their badges....havent you!-well now you know! :lol:
8)

[J^MES]

ur a loser i no you tried looking that up on the internet. Or looked at ur shitty emblem. LAHOOSEER

[cuthbert]

lol your the loser its just common knowledge!......or so i thought

[J^MES]

nope ur jus a loser

[AL|3N]

SPAM

[m00se]

ALOT of spam!

[Fulmineus]

Has anyone actually ever eaten spam? It's effing awful :)

[m00se]

Yep, I then used it as bait it was awful

[AL|3N]

nope, never tryed it

[Fulmineus]

lucky man :)

[burundi]

I quite like it, had it on my butties on monday! tastes good grilled as well. yummmmmmm.

Don't like marmite though :/