The Flu "Vaccination"

[Q-Target]

It is my theory that this so-called "Flu Vaccination" isn't a little dose of flu to build up your immune system but is in fact a concentrated hyperdense strain of quite vicious flu which forces your immmune system to harden the fuck up by pushing it to its limits. Do you concur?

[Bilb]

hahaha I was just about to say :
"All innoculations are simply a cut down dose of the virus, so that your immune system gets prepared"

But you'd covered that. Do you think it's a government plot to get rid of the ill and sickly and cause them to be less of a financial burden to the state?

I have had the flu jab for the past 3 years, and every time I feel rotten for a good few weeks. But then I'm generally ok throughout the winter. It's always a what-if scenario.

A good friend of mine has diabetes from birth and for the past few years has just avoided the flu jab, and seems to be fine.

It's funny that if you have the yellow fever jab, you go yellow for a few days!

[The Big Kahuna]

It's funny that if you have the yellow fever jab, you go yellow for a few days!

I didn't.

[Q-Target]

Did you opt for the post-jab iodine shower though?

[*XeR0x*]

Why is everyone using the term "harden the fuck up" all the time?

[Pellet]

Seriously Xerox, stop your whinging and harden the fuck up yeah?

[*XeR0x*]

I'll harden you the fuck up in a minute..... :|

[Pellet]

no no, i'll harden you the..etc etc

i'd not heard it before, one I hear a lot is "man up". As in, "i feel a bit ill", "just man up, you big girl"

[Q-Target]

Why is everyone using the term "harden the fuck up" all the time?

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[*XeR0x*]

Aha!

[GroovYF]

Not had any flu jab... vaccinations are for pussies... harden the fuck up, you lot :P

[Badger Man]

Get jab - have flu like symptoms

Don't get jab - POSSIBLY get flu, have flu like symptoms

Rather take my chances thank you very much

[Q-Target]

I don't do flu.

[The Big Kahuna]

You're confusing "flu" with "work".

[AlucardXI]

never have the jab and never come down with full blown "i think I’m dying" flu
you're a bunch of frail old men tbh :P

[DizMatt]

I would like to harden the fuck up but my g'f won't bother coming near whilst I have the sweats and smell like last week's laundry

I will man up but my boss told me to fuck off and not come into work today
bloody flu virus.

The vaccine should be a denatured virus surely that makes your immune system 'think' that it needs to respond to the virus and build up a white cell response. however, it shouldn't put you off work for 2-3 days..>FFS

[AlucardXI]

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[MaNiC^]

I didn't have the jab and currently suffer from the flu ;(

[Scorpius]

dont do flu jabs, pussies the lot of you that do...work outside and get a immune sys..ahhhhchooo
bugger

[Onions]

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[qui`]

I've never had the flu but during previous winters (nov-april) I seemed to have a perpetual cold that just eased slightly in between weeks.

In other words I am a giant sissy sicknote.

However, this year I had both jabs (swine and seasonal flu) and I haven't had a single cold since. Not only that, but I maybe felt a little unwell for a day or two (still ok for work) afterward the jab and then I was fine.

So I would say thumbs up to the jab, get it if you can!

[Q-Target]

Sorry, the correct answer is evidently "Wolverhampton Wanderers".

[BBW]

Does my fucking head in when women refer to it as "man flu". You can't possibly be ill in any way shape or form these days without some ignorant bint laughing "man flu haha!" at you.

[milou]

I wouldn't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. /Mr Garrison