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i fear no midget
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congrats by proxy jim - now dump her for a locum - internationally exotic, they fly in for the weekends allowing you your own time, no medical training required, can kill with far less concern or comebacks
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New Batman film is ace.
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Stepper, spoilers FFS!
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BF3: Sanntach Warning; Pedobear has been known to engage in questionable behavior in the presence of children. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus. -- Ricky, age 10 |
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previously milk!
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Ruined it for me you cnut
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Amazeballs!
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I was watching a youtube video the other day about something completely unrelated, and the person speaking suddenly changed tack and mentioned a film I haven't seen, with the key point of the plotline. Totally ruined!
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Finally got internets at my new house
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Joys of a new computer! (Hopefully you wont see me in the rant thread in 15 minutes when something wont work).
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Spy Party Beta invite arrived \o/. Been waiting for *months*
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Git!
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i fear no midget
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wifey away and you go play voyeur, your secret is safe with us...
...for a fee, gimme the westy |
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Off to Alicante this afternoon with my mates for a week \o/
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Hah ditto =)
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Apparently the weather's good enough for sky diving today. If I don't survive, it means someone else has to clean up the flat after last night's party!
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An odd praise but McDonald's staff. I have to commend their swift action and assistance when a group of youths threatened my girlfriend and myself with violence. Will certainly be writing a complement letter to head office and the restaurant manager.
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sorry to hear you encountered such behaviour, i notice no photos of the food, i hope they weren't judging your squinting at the food - i can honestly say, i've never seen staff intervene in an argument unless it's a local pub, would have expected the maccy dees staff to try to avoid getting involved - 'not worth it on their wages', and it's usually passerbys that have to step in. it's good to hear, you care to elaborate?
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HAI, I am NOT teh Iron Man!
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My girlfriend was in the opening ceremony for the olympics which was pretty ace
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qui' - you can't just pick a random person off telly and pretend they're your girlfriend...
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i do it with weather presenters
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Two of the three cretins mentioned in my previous post have been arrested. Both admit to threatening violence towards my girlfriend and myself, though deny it being racially aggravated and denied saying any racist comments. Which is laughable as you can hear one of the guys telling me to "fuck off back to my own country" as he walks out of McDonald's, unfortunately, that was the only race related comment caught on camera.
Just have to wait until they "format" the CCTV footage from McDonald's and see what the CPS decision is. At least I expedited things my end and converted the video I took from .mov to .avi and burnt it on CD for them...
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