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\o/ killed my first Hacker today! guys name was LaGGzor
Me and Ashen were sniping from the hill above the power plant all night boring as hell untill Wooly comes up to join us. he gets into the power plant fire station, breaks his legs and is surrounded by zombles. so hes hiding on the rooftop. Ashen covers and i go and assist we then get Wooly whoose screaming for life on 2000 health with broken legs i heal and give blood then get him back up the hilli then accidentally shoot Wooly and take him down to 6000 health so we go on a cooking expedition to get him back up We then go on a lootathon through Elektro picking up a load of equipment and a m16 with grenade launcher off a dead bloke for Wooly Once we get back up to Wooly i go off to find a place to cook and hear Wooly get killed then a few short seconds later Ashen get capped. My bloods pumping at this time as i hoped he thought it was just two people. i creep up the side of the hill and try and flank hoping hes gone looting the bodies. I just catch the guy out the corner of my eye wearing a ghillie, and hes watching down the hill, I line up and take his head off with my DMR. zo/ think he died too fast to alt+f4 So go to pickup from his body and he had silenced M9SD, range finders, NVG, GPS, M4A1 ACOG SD and i beleive a spawned in weap AS50 TWS along with satchel charges, grenades SO if he comes onto your server just watch out i dont think he was hacking but he may well have been spawning in weaps
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Dear Diary,
I found a deadman on a hill, laying next to him was a broken SVD, etched on the stock was the name Tessa and in his hands was this diary. He killed so many people I can smell the stench from here... Jesus what is this infection doing to us. I am now more frightened of the living then the walking dead at least they r mindless not insane. There is nothing else left on this poor soul the man who killed him lays 30 metres behind me a neat bullet hole in his head wtf is wrong with these people? Nothing is left on that corpse either, I think someone picked them all clean. I need to keep moving, I will bury these poor bastards then get out of here. I am going north I found a half destroyed map a place name Vybor is circled, maybe I can find some help there.
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Well that was an eventful night lol. Skiffy, Homer, Rep and me took 2 ATV's from our camp and went scavanging for more vehicle parts. We was roaming all around the middle of the map collecting scraps like true apocalyptic pikeys. We was heading in the general direction of Gorka to hit the industrial buildings, as we past a dear stand we heard the cracks of bullets whizzing past, Homer spoted the guy on a hill but we was wide out in the open and with speed on our side we buggered off into the woods like Nomad after Saturday night out on the hunt.
After a short while we was on the outskirts of Gorka, we slowed up near the edge of town and had a look around, all of a sudden some guy let rip with an M249, turns out we had disturbed to other pikeys looting a downed helicopter. The pikey war of Gorka had started. Rep was piloting our ATV and drove straight into the church and parked up, Skiffy and Homer drove down the road. We jumped off inside the church while this guy with the M249 was letting rip full auto, I ain't got time to bleed style into the doorway of the church. His friend decided to charge through the door and dive behind our ATV, unfortantly for him I could see his head under ATV, 2 pops of my M4 silenced and he was kissing the ring piece of his maker. His friend with the M249 decided to take a peek into the doorway and was met with full auto from me. I think I only just clipped him as he never went down and backed off. This was the last I see of that particular pikey. After a few minutes letting the heart rates slow down we decided to head back out again. After a few miles heading away from Gorka our ATV decided that it was just going to try out a new maneuver called the "I'm going to randomly do a back flip and land on my side like a cunt". The usual get out of this situation is getting another vehicle to tap the ATV back onto it's wheels. Homer drop up to out ATV and just gave it a nudge softer than a kiss from an anorexic rhino. The ATV decided this would be an awesome time to launch it's self to the fucking moon, It flew up in the air completely out of site and came back down 3 or 4 seconds later smashing off all its wheel's. Rep moved over the now grounded ATV to check if out loot was still inside, a small fire burst out and rep went running with us all screaming to move away. The fire went out without even a fizzle. Rep moved back in and BOOOOOOM. Exploding ATV. Both reps eye brows where blown clean off. Suffering from concussion rep got to his feet and shrugged off the event. We where now 4 but with only 1 ATV, Skiffy and Homer took the remaining ATV back to base, me and a rather bald looking Rep hiked the 6k back. I'm confident that many more pikey escapades are to ensue.
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ATV shennanigans. Never gets boring. I was doing something similar in Planetside 2 Thursday night.
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Nice read Rainy made me chuckle .
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Lesson one:- A bicycle is a great way to get around the map at good speed and without the worry of fuel. However a bicycle traveling at 40 mph will not kill a cow the cow will kill the bike and medical attention will be required for the rider.
Lesson two:- A motorcycle is amazing I can drive the thing like a jedi knight through a forrest that is until the passenger comments on how well the journey has gone without a single crash....TREE!!! ( I still got it back to camp due to my fear of Homer killing me)
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Lesson three:
when being attacked by hordes of zombies in a confinded space such as a supermarket. distract said zombies with flares. However be warned do not put these inside as they then fill the entire fucking supermarket with smoke blinding everyone inside Lesson 4 Do not leave Homer alone for extended periods of time otherwise hell start trolling you. waiting for myou to get backto camp then hide and be silent shooting at you making you think you are being attacked.
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Homers a cunt..how the hell he stayed quiet for the 20 minutes we hid I have no idea...cunt. Lesson 5:- Shout frag out before throwing the grenade not afterwards but do watch your kill count go up by thirty when the zombies crowd around it
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Nope it was dead, destroyed and laying on the ground
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Ashen actually managed to kill it completely, even showed up in the scoreboard as a vehicle kill. Ashen being in proximity of any of us is FAR more dangerous than any zombie hoard. With his road flare at night navigation tactics, or his map reading skills that are always accurate to around 1000M, His cunning skills of anti sniper fire which consist of popping smoke grenades and heading the opposite direction of the gun shot whilst his 2 team mates skulk through the woods looking for the sniper and last but not least the wife tactic, when ever dangerous encounters happen he alt-F4's and blames the mrs
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yes shout grenade before throwing a grenade definately BEFORE
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To be fair I shouted it as it left my hand :p
Yep I run from firefights I only engage when i have the tactical adavantage and the element of surprise..but then again thats why I live longer. I have alt 4'd only four times playing the game and that was in the very early days and once when ordered to when being fire on by suspected hackers the PTG camp. I was accused of server swapping but it was case of miss clicking when trying to get onto ptg using the ingame broswer.
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bus and motor bike are gone
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Skiffy and Ink have been on the server today, maybe they was on a jolly boys outing.
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one of the PTG members yesterday had a stinker. One guy held him up at gun point but didnt kill him and they started walking around together a bit. PTG member had a side weapon only, while this other guy was fully kitted out. PTG member didnt kill him after despite him having his back turned because he "only had a pistol". What a girl. I hope I never hear of this ever again.
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it was early this morning Rainy
skiff was on but didn't realise they were goneLast edited by Homer-Simpson; 06-Aug-2012 at 14:47. |
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Ahh bum, Will give us a mission for tonight then. Pikeys bus hunt outing.
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aye aye cap'n!
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PRIVATE SERVER SET UP BELOW .
High all found this and it woks a treat ,all the info is here to make a private server .Just follow the vids and its that easy . Good if you just want to play by yourself and have a nose around without being capped in the arse . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BZ1dvp7S...ature=plcp Other parts below vid . |
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just had something really strange happen, met up with opy and nomad then a truck rolled by, I had no ammo, opy had no weapons and nomad the noob opened fire on the truck lol.
They all jumped out and royally bummed us, but I was busy in my 'gear' screen trying to eat a can of pasta at the time. They shot me up but I was just lay there not dead, just with broken bones and shock and still in the gear screen. Somebody screemed "he's still alive!" and they unloaded about 3 more clips in me before I died, flew to the debug area and then it said "you have eaten a can of pasta" wtf?? |
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so I think have now lost those weapons that I got off that Laggzor after spanks killed him
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rofl
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he's only whinging as he'd have preferred a ginsters
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Ah, Dayz. Bought Arma2, installed it, got the mod working, went on the PTG server and was killed by zombies within minutes... haven't played it again since
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spam tbh
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Jumped on the server today and was picked up and dropped from 1000m to my death (literally) by some hacking little shit bag.
What a fuck arse this game can be. The hack took out 4 people on the server at one go. Not happy - lost an M16 and DMR and a full kit. Fuming..
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Well, fuck playing this until that kind of shit is mitigated somewhat!
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