The Perpetual Thread of Rant! - Page 628

Eja Cool8 · 09-Aug-2012, 17:31

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Originally Posted by popej

Every fckin housewife in the UK reading 50 shades of dogshite. As I sit here on the tram on my way home I can count 3 separate people reading it!

/rant

You never know, you might catch one of them having a fly fiddle whilst at a juicy bit.

Keep that phone at the ready

stepper · 09-Aug-2012, 17:32

You'll know when they slip off the chair

popej · 09-Aug-2012, 17:37

The woman (at least i think it was) in the seat next to me was texting some bloke telling him he's similar to "Mr Gray". So I googled it and he is the length that the books protagonist slides up and down on!

I now feel a bit ill...

The Big Kahuna · 09-Aug-2012, 17:42

You sure you weren't sat next to Edwina Currie ?

Eja Cool8 · 09-Aug-2012, 17:45

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Originally Posted by The Big Kahuna

You sure you weren't sat next to Edwina Currie ?

Ka-BOOM tCCHHHHHHHH!!

[n00b]Zippy · 09-Aug-2012, 17:46

That feeling you get when you've been working flat-out for a week to meet a deadline tomorrow and you suddenly realise you haven't really understood the requirements and everything you've done is wrong...

Arse.

[n00b]Zippy · 09-Aug-2012, 17:46

double-post n00b

Fulmineus · 09-Aug-2012, 17:56

Sounds like my dissertation!

Eja Cool8 · 10-Aug-2012, 14:10

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Originally Posted by Fulmineus

Sounds like my dissertation!

You double-posted your dissertation?

Weirdo

Dave · 10-Aug-2012, 19:10

SUN BURN!! OUCH!

stepper · 10-Aug-2012, 21:22

Ranting why? Because you have a tigger tattoo on your shoulder blade?

Dave · 11-Aug-2012, 08:44

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Originally Posted by stepper

Ranting why? Because you have a tigger tattoo on your shoulder blade?

WHOA! Dont be dissing the tigger

Ashen · 11-Aug-2012, 10:14

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Originally Posted by Dave

WHOA! Dont be dissing the tigger

He fails to understand the power of the tigger!

Badger Man · 11-Aug-2012, 10:38

Well his tail is made from springs....

Gets coat

Brocken · 12-Aug-2012, 10:44

Pretty much no Paralympic tickets left. Wanted to go see some Wheelchair Basketball or Swimming or Track Cycling but there's nowt.

Blood God · 12-Aug-2012, 12:57

Yeah - they all went in a hurry once people realised we hadn't screwed the Olympics up.

Nomad · 12-Aug-2012, 13:00

beach volleyball still as popular?

DEV^S · 14-Aug-2012, 13:13

I want to shove my fist down some suppliers mouth's. Fucking lying scumbags. Wait til I threaten to close my account with them. Bosses wont be happy! /rage

The Big Kahuna · 14-Aug-2012, 13:25

Ordered the mouth and got the ass version ?

Q-Target · 14-Aug-2012, 13:25

Then accidentally the whole thing.

[n00b]Zippy · 14-Aug-2012, 16:17

Jeez workmates, what bit of "I'm on leave" do you not understand?!

Dave · 14-Aug-2012, 20:23

Working away, other side of Rugby tomorrow for 2 days... shitter

Harry Palmer · 14-Aug-2012, 20:52

pfft, I'm down in Salisbury for the week (from Halesowen) and probably next week too...

*XeR0x* · 15-Aug-2012, 13:44

Just been for an eye test... need glasses.

burundi · 15-Aug-2012, 14:49

Sure it's not just your eyebrows getting in the way?

Deceased · 15-Aug-2012, 14:54

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Originally Posted by [n00b]Zippy

Jeez workmates, what bit of "I'm on leave" do you not understand?!

Not sure if thats more annoying that someone coming up to you while you are eating your lunch and saying something like..

"oh, your having lunch? er.. ok"

(to the tune of "i'll come back later, never mind" and reconition that you are having your lunch......)

"can I just ask.... "

[n00b]Zippy · 15-Aug-2012, 14:55

It's the 15th August, I'm driving along and it's so murky that the bloody streetlights are coming on! I WANT MY SUMMER!

Deceased · 15-Aug-2012, 14:55

And while I'm in rant mode - fucking telcoms sales dickwads who phone up despite their company already being told several times that they can't assist us with our requirements...

Deceased · 15-Aug-2012, 14:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by [n00b]Zippy

It's the 15th August, I'm driving along and it's so murky that the bloody streetlights are coming on! I WANT MY SUMMER!

Shit - where the fuck are you for it to be like that at 3pm?

The Scientist · 15-Aug-2012, 15:44

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Originally Posted by Deceased

Shit - where the fuck are you for it to be like that at 3pm?

I was at home at lunch and they were coming on down my road too. (Shrewsbury)

09-Aug-2012, 17:37	#18813
popej bandwidth bill in the post Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: manchester, UK Posts: 1,926	The woman (at least i think it was) in the seat next to me was texting some bloke telling him he's similar to "Mr Gray". So I googled it and he is the length that the books protagonist slides up and down on! I now feel a bit ill... __________________ RIP Crazy Horse.

09-Aug-2012, 17:46	#18816
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	That feeling you get when you've been working flat-out for a week to meet a deadline tomorrow and you suddenly realise you haven't really understood the requirements and everything you've done is wrong... Arse. __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

09-Aug-2012, 17:46	#18817
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	double-post n00b __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

09-Aug-2012, 17:56	#18818
Fulmineus karma killer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Colchester Posts: 15,040	Sounds like my dissertation! __________________ belua vasta, lupus! udisque paludibus exit, oblitus et spumis et sparsus sanguine rictus, fulmineus, rubra suffusus lumina flamma. Say NO! to capital t Sponsored by AQA

11-Aug-2012, 10:38	#18824
Badger Man During the war.... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stevenage/Minety Posts: 1,241	Well his tail is made from springs.... Gets coat __________________ Faye Turney believed not to be involved.

10-Aug-2012, 19:10	#18820
Dave To curve or not to curve? Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Behind the Curve Posts: 4,575	SUN BURN!! OUCH!

12-Aug-2012, 10:44	#18825
Brocken Bit lost Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,831	Pretty much no Paralympic tickets left. Wanted to go see some Wheelchair Basketball or Swimming or Track Cycling but there's nowt.

12-Aug-2012, 12:57	#18826
Blood God Destroyer of economies Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bruce's Bar and Grill, London Posts: 6,996	Yeah - they all went in a hurry once people realised we hadn't screwed the Olympics up.

12-Aug-2012, 13:00	#18827
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,649	beach volleyball still as popular?

14-Aug-2012, 13:13	#18828
DEV^S Devtard Strikes Again Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Purley Posts: 8,197	I want to shove my fist down some suppliers mouth's. Fucking lying scumbags. Wait til I threaten to close my account with them. Bosses wont be happy! /rage __________________ New Trend HERE

14-Aug-2012, 13:25	#18830
Q-Target he'll hoof you in the works Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brighton Posts: 35,823	Then accidentally the whole thing. __________________ Making people say "oh fuck off" at their monitor since 1973 (before monitors were invented) twitter Huffington Post Comedy Blog Animangle Zoo Other Photoshop stuff

14-Aug-2012, 16:17	#18831
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	Jeez workmates, what bit of "I'm on leave" do you not understand?! __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

14-Aug-2012, 20:23	#18832
Dave To curve or not to curve? Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Behind the Curve Posts: 4,575	Working away, other side of Rugby tomorrow for 2 days... shitter

14-Aug-2012, 20:52	#18833
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 13,992	pfft, I'm down in Salisbury for the week (from Halesowen) and probably next week too... __________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

15-Aug-2012, 13:44	#18834
XeR0x Eyebrows Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leeds Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 8,626	Just been for an eye test... need glasses. __________________ Can I play this on a Mac?

15-Aug-2012, 14:49	#18835
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15-Aug-2012, 14:55	#18837
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	It's the 15th August, I'm driving along and it's so murky that the bloody streetlights are coming on! I WANT MY SUMMER! __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

15-Aug-2012, 14:55	#18838
Deceased Fixer of dead hard drives Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Peeps Posts: 1,820	And while I'm in rant mode - fucking telcoms sales dickwads who phone up despite their company already being told several times that they can't assist us with our requirements... __________________ I suppose though it stems back to the mentality/argument that playing FPS games makes people into raging loons that want to take an axe to someones head - therefore our "compassion and respect" for human life is being eroded. I think our "compassion and respect" for human life is a fucking world away from clicking a mouse button.