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Ashen · 17-Aug-2012, 17:14

Pfft longest life 20 days bitches

Last night I was on the white rockey mountain between electro and cherno walking in a completely flat area. One second I am fine the next my character is falling to ground with -3000 blood and suddenly tumberling down the cliff face that was 10 meters away...fucking game hates me. I had been on atv some moments before I started walking, so im guessing with the red chain that constantly bruised my screen had hive thinking I decided to Thelma and Louise myself off said cliff once everything had caught up.

Homer-Simpson · 17-Aug-2012, 17:22

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Originally Posted by Ashen

Pfft longest life 20 days bitches

Last night I was on the white rockey mountain between electro and cherno walking in a completely flat area. One second I am fine the next my character is falling to ground with -3000 blood and suddenly tumberling down the cliff face that was 10 meters away...fucking game hates me. I had been on atv some moments before I started walking, so im guessing with the red chain that constantly bruised my screen had hive thinking I decided to Thelma and Louise myself off said cliff once everything had caught up.

Isn't that when you bought the game, played it for a few days, then quit and didn't play again for 2 months?

Ashen · 17-Aug-2012, 17:25

As soon as I get up north I'm like a ninja hermit down south im a walking death trap with a neon 'Shoot Me' sign growing from my head. I can hit the northern arifields and not get shot, evade a town full of zombies ..down south if I so much look at a rabbit and its kills me with rabies.

So screw it tonight im running up north, i'm going to find me some beans and a rifle then hunt me some pretty boys.

HooT · 17-Aug-2012, 18:00

Do it!

Kenny · 17-Aug-2012, 19:22

Ill be glad when rocket fixes the damn artifacts as i cant see shit in built up areas and -flush does fuck all either most of the time .

Rainy · 17-Aug-2012, 20:48

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Originally Posted by Kenny

Ill be glad when rocket fixes the damn artifacts as i cant see shit in built up areas and -flush does fuck all either most of the time .

Yeah I had the worst glitches I've suffered so far in cherno last night. I had restarted the game 3 times but it only cleared it for about 5 minutes. Was still fun though, a few peeps on mumble where hunting in and around cherno so I headed down there without telling them I was there. I kept moving around there positions and letting of random shots to shit them up. I ended up dyeing from a sniper shot from Ruddles lol. was hard not to laugh at the fear in their voices though hehe.

Mr_Skiff · 18-Aug-2012, 08:23

Bastard, had me prone on the hilltop for about 20 miutes with your shenanigans

opy · 18-Aug-2012, 22:48

A friend and i have been scutchin round on motorbikes.

We found a bicycle, hid it in a bush. Logged on next day. the bicycle was a motorbike, with 3/4 fuel in. So i sorta moved it, smashed it up a lot (ejecting off, then get back on as a driver fixed it 90% of the time.) Finding another jerry can.
Logged on yesterday, gettin a lift on our new crosser, we find another bicycle, then another crosser, more fuel and buzzed about everywere.

Chef_uk · 18-Aug-2012, 23:11

Live Streaming on our website - sniping on random servers

http://clanptg.co.uk/

HooT · 19-Aug-2012, 07:49

There are a few doing live streams now Chef.

Zala does livestreams for BF3 I believe - you should link to his too.

Chef_uk · 19-Aug-2012, 10:17

Sweet will find out his details.

Kenny · 19-Aug-2012, 11:14

Who was that in the live stream Chef ?

inK. · 20-Aug-2012, 08:43

I'll just leave this here:
ashen

huckan · 20-Aug-2012, 08:53

Found an AK, first half decent gun yet....had to shoot something... shot something.... they came out of everywhere, thankfully I was up a tower so had a decent vantage point but my 40 rounds are now down to two, bah humbug!

Nomad · 20-Aug-2012, 08:54

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Originally Posted by inK.

I'll just leave this here:
ashen

first post of win - what did he fall off?

Spanks · 20-Aug-2012, 09:15

Ah that may have been my fault,

Me and Ashen were heading to the northwest airfield to scout and snipe when Ink followed and met up with us in a ural.

We had heard motorbikes on the airstrip earlier so knew there were people around.
Anyway I drove the ural into the airstrip where there is 2 vehicles at the base of the airstip just before the sniper mound/hill as an obvious trap.

I then proceed to drive the ural over and around the hill to try and disturb anyone. Turns out i spooked 3 people lying in wait almost running them over they let rip with 2 silenced rifles and one DMR at our truck. We get out there and drop Ink over on the other side of the wall compound then i drive back in with Ashen trying to get their attention. I almost run them over a second time and they are letting full rip with rifles and some of the bullets clip Ashen in the ural.
We make it out and a hasty retreat towards Kabanino as Ashen is pissing blood dying slowly inside the vehicle then i lose connection and it boots me off server, he also has no bandages on him
As i was driving we tried logging back in but it threw me somewhere 100m out of where Ashen was and he bled to death as we were trying to find each other for me to save him

Karmic · 20-Aug-2012, 09:20

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Originally Posted by inK.

I'll just leave this here:
ashen

Which gun is that in his cold dead hand, I can't find it on the Dayz weapon comparison site?

Spanks · 20-Aug-2012, 09:21

Oh and ashen in full paranoid mode kept thinking there were hackers morphed into seagulls following us so we kept trying to shoot them down wasting ashit heap of ammo

Turns out just been reading on DayZ forums if you have low humanity crows start flying about 20-40m above your head. My humanity was on 3000 so all ican assume was Ashen was a dirty bandit

Thats the M4A1 Holo SD its a hacked weap i believe.

Ashen · 20-Aug-2012, 09:49

My humanity was at 2800

Ashen · 20-Aug-2012, 09:59

Yep Hacked weapon I found in a tent filled with g36 sd ammo..naughty little monkeys

inK. · 20-Aug-2012, 10:33

I stayed for half an hour crawling around that hill, but then those guys logged off.

Stole their bike and used a full tank to finally find Ashen's body pretty well hidden at a swamp.

Hopefully the ural (V3S to be exact) and/or bike get transformed to something drivable after the next server restart.

Oh yea and me "meeting up with them" was more me silently getting in their mumble channel and scaring the shit out of them with the V3S.
While simultaneously almost getting a grenade in the face.

jimbobaggies · 20-Aug-2012, 11:07

Many of you guys playing during the day time this week? I'm off work, and the misses will be at work Tues-Fri...

Spanks · 20-Aug-2012, 12:11

Ive installed it at work cause office is empty this week

HooT · 20-Aug-2012, 13:39

Spanks you Skamp!

Chef_uk · 20-Aug-2012, 13:42

Yup i46 starts Thursday and [PTG] will be there. 4 days and nights of non stop gaming.

DEV^S · 20-Aug-2012, 14:30

all your caffeine and energy drinks arrive Chef? I also want to take a bet that someone collapses at i46.

Rainy · 20-Aug-2012, 17:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spanks

Oh and ashen in full paranoid mode kept thinking there were hackers morphed into seagulls following us so we kept trying to shoot them down wasting ashit heap of ammo

Turns out just been reading on DayZ forums if you have low humanity crows start flying about 20-40m above your head. My humanity was on 3000 so all ican assume was Ashen was a dirty bandit

Thats the M4A1 Holo SD its a hacked weap i believe.

Checked all the logs and the 2 guys involved have done nothing wrong. no spawned in items or dodgy scripts running. It's just Ashen's itchy trigger finger on the ALT+F4 combo

Apparently he logged off last night with 500 blood left and joined a different server to bandage so he wouldn't get shot

He never seems to mention that in his diary entries

wooly-back-jack · 20-Aug-2012, 19:16

lowlife!!

Chef_uk · 20-Aug-2012, 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEV^S

all your caffeine and energy drinks arrive Chef? I also want to take a bet that someone collapses at i46.

Yea 20 cans of Relentless so far.

Spanks · 22-Aug-2012, 08:11

ashens started uploazding youtube clips

17-Aug-2012, 17:14	#571
Ashen Zombie Jesus Loves Me Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The circle Posts: 6,477	Pfft longest life 20 days bitches Last night I was on the white rockey mountain between electro and cherno walking in a completely flat area. One second I am fine the next my character is falling to ground with -3000 blood and suddenly tumberling down the cliff face that was 10 meters away...fucking game hates me. I had been on atv some moments before I started walking, so im guessing with the red chain that constantly bruised my screen had hive thinking I decided to Thelma and Louise myself off said cliff once everything had caught up. Last edited by Ashen; 17-Aug-2012 at 17:21.

17-Aug-2012, 18:00	#574
HooT spam tbh Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Poland Posts: 851	Do it! __________________ http://sig.planetside-universe.com/Hoo7.png Planetside 2: Woodman Server : Hoo7 (NC)

17-Aug-2012, 19:22	#575
Kenny topicophiliac Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,021	Ill be glad when rocket fixes the damn artifacts as i cant see shit in built up areas and -flush does fuck all either most of the time . __________________ http://sigs.enjin.com/sig-bf3/c4225a565eec7a97.png

18-Aug-2012, 08:23	#577
Mr_Skiff Under The Thumb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,748	Bastard, had me prone on the hilltop for about 20 miutes with your shenanigans __________________ "If you are camping and a bear attacks, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you only have to be faster than the slowest camper"

18-Aug-2012, 23:11	#579
Chef_uk attention seeker Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: U.K Posts: 6,222	Live Streaming on our website - sniping on random servers http://clanptg.co.uk/ __________________ My Veg Growing Blog \| Clan PTG

18-Aug-2012, 22:48	#578
opy forum hax Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wigan Posts: 546	A friend and i have been scutchin round on motorbikes. We found a bicycle, hid it in a bush. Logged on next day. the bicycle was a motorbike, with 3/4 fuel in. So i sorta moved it, smashed it up a lot (ejecting off, then get back on as a driver fixed it 90% of the time.) Finding another jerry can. Logged on yesterday, gettin a lift on our new crosser, we find another bicycle, then another crosser, more fuel and buzzed about everywere.

19-Aug-2012, 07:49	#580
HooT spam tbh Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Poland Posts: 851	There are a few doing live streams now Chef. Zala does livestreams for BF3 I believe - you should link to his too. __________________ http://sig.planetside-universe.com/Hoo7.png Planetside 2: Woodman Server : Hoo7 (NC)

19-Aug-2012, 10:17	#581
Chef_uk attention seeker Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: U.K Posts: 6,222	Sweet will find out his details. __________________ My Veg Growing Blog \| Clan PTG

19-Aug-2012, 11:14	#582
Kenny topicophiliac Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,021	Who was that in the live stream Chef ? __________________ http://sigs.enjin.com/sig-bf3/c4225a565eec7a97.png

20-Aug-2012, 08:43	#583
inK. flame fodder Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2	I'll just leave this here: ashen

20-Aug-2012, 08:53	#584
huckan ... average at everything Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 323	Found an AK, first half decent gun yet....had to shoot something... shot something.... they came out of everywhere, thankfully I was up a tower so had a decent vantage point but my 40 rounds are now down to two, bah humbug! __________________ Steam: huckan GW2: huckan.6542 Battlefield 3: huckan Battle.net: tim (@) bftd.co.uk / huckan#2397 - Please be my friend.

20-Aug-2012, 09:15	#586
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,151	Ah that may have been my fault, Me and Ashen were heading to the northwest airfield to scout and snipe when Ink followed and met up with us in a ural. We had heard motorbikes on the airstrip earlier so knew there were people around. Anyway I drove the ural into the airstrip where there is 2 vehicles at the base of the airstip just before the sniper mound/hill as an obvious trap. I then proceed to drive the ural over and around the hill to try and disturb anyone. Turns out i spooked 3 people lying in wait almost running them over they let rip with 2 silenced rifles and one DMR at our truck. We get out there and drop Ink over on the other side of the wall compound then i drive back in with Ashen trying to get their attention. I almost run them over a second time and they are letting full rip with rifles and some of the bullets clip Ashen in the ural. We make it out and a hasty retreat towards Kabanino as Ashen is pissing blood dying slowly inside the vehicle then i lose connection and it boots me off server, he also has no bandages on him As i was driving we tried logging back in but it threw me somewhere 100m out of where Ashen was and he bled to death as we were trying to find each other for me to save him __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

20-Aug-2012, 09:21	#588
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,151	Oh and ashen in full paranoid mode kept thinking there were hackers morphed into seagulls following us so we kept trying to shoot them down wasting ashit heap of ammo Turns out just been reading on DayZ forums if you have low humanity crows start flying about 20-40m above your head. My humanity was on 3000 so all ican assume was Ashen was a dirty bandit Thats the M4A1 Holo SD its a hacked weap i believe. __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies Last edited by Spanks; 20-Aug-2012 at 09:23.

20-Aug-2012, 10:33	#591
inK. flame fodder Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2	I stayed for half an hour crawling around that hill, but then those guys logged off. Stole their bike and used a full tank to finally find Ashen's body pretty well hidden at a swamp. Hopefully the ural (V3S to be exact) and/or bike get transformed to something drivable after the next server restart. Oh yea and me "meeting up with them" was more me silently getting in their mumble channel and scaring the shit out of them with the V3S. While simultaneously almost getting a grenade in the face.

20-Aug-2012, 11:07	#592
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	Many of you guys playing during the day time this week? I'm off work, and the misses will be at work Tues-Fri... __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

20-Aug-2012, 12:11	#593
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,151	Ive installed it at work cause office is empty this week __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

20-Aug-2012, 13:39	#594
HooT spam tbh Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Poland Posts: 851	Spanks you Skamp! __________________ http://sig.planetside-universe.com/Hoo7.png Planetside 2: Woodman Server : Hoo7 (NC)

20-Aug-2012, 13:42	#595
Chef_uk attention seeker Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: U.K Posts: 6,222	Yup i46 starts Thursday and [PTG] will be there. 4 days and nights of non stop gaming. __________________ My Veg Growing Blog \| Clan PTG

20-Aug-2012, 14:30	#596
DEV^S Devtard Strikes Again Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Purley Posts: 8,209	all your caffeine and energy drinks arrive Chef? I also want to take a bet that someone collapses at i46. __________________ New Trend HERE

20-Aug-2012, 19:16	#598
wooly-back-jack Tactical Hider Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wigan Posts: 10,825	lowlife!! __________________ Help support the trickery.net server fund, please follow this referral for anything server related you may need!

22-Aug-2012, 08:11	#600
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,151	ashens started uploazding youtube clips __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies