Amusing News - Page 373

NWA · 02-Aug-2012, 17:47

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/en...00/7989732.stm deluded

Goody · 05-Aug-2012, 14:32

http://objectiveministries.org/zound...minecraft.html

Minecraft is secretly a christian game, oh shit no updates i think notch has been killed and Mojang taken over by the devil.

Also linked from the same site

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=KLKZYPNX

Its a hit (keep watching, it includes a rap segment!)

T3CH^ · 05-Aug-2012, 14:48

I'm finding the whole concept of 'godtube' worrying.

Inertiaman · 08-Aug-2012, 15:32

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...r=Weird%20News

he should go down well back in Prison.

Eja Cool8 · 08-Aug-2012, 15:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...r=Weird%20News

he should go down well back in Prison.

Candidate no.1 for "Most popular Con of the year 2012"

GroovYF · 08-Aug-2012, 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

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he should go down well back in Prison.

No pun intended, right

Inertiaman · 08-Aug-2012, 17:47

One tries.

Inertiaman · 10-Aug-2012, 10:29

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...gage-belt.html

Nomad · 10-Aug-2012, 10:37

ever bought online and been sent the wrong thing?

blurr · 10-Aug-2012, 10:52

Reconnaissance Robot you say?

milou · 10-Aug-2012, 12:11

Uncle Buck: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/au...?newsfeed=true

Inertiaman · 10-Aug-2012, 14:25

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story....code=49803&c=1

Most inappropriate use of LOL ever. And that's up against some massive competition.

[n00b]Zippy · 10-Aug-2012, 14:37

That's quite something!

Inertiaman · 10-Aug-2012, 14:41

ROOMPOFL. Rolling Out Of My Plane On Fire Laughing.

Spanks · 10-Aug-2012, 15:15

that actually made me laugh

Inertiaman · 15-Aug-2012, 16:25

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1134736

Enter 4chan in 3-2-....

Inertiaman · 22-Aug-2012, 14:19

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19341268

In addition to spending the weekend on the lash, feeling up a bunch of world class birds in the over a naked game of pool, he apparently challenge Gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte to a swim off.

What a hero.

Eja Cool8 · 22-Aug-2012, 14:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19341268

In addition to spending the weekend on the lash, feeling up a bunch of world class birds in the over a naked game of pool, he apparently challenge Gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte to a swim off.

What a hero.

He's got a looooooooooooong way to go before he gets even close to Princess Margaret levels of debauchery.

Allegedly

Goody · 22-Aug-2012, 19:07

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

blurr · 22-Aug-2012, 23:50

Quote:

Spanish fresco restoration botched by amateur

Quote:

The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic

Mazzahoo · 23-Aug-2012, 08:52

I was just about to post that...... Drawsomething has got a lot to answer for!

jimbobaggies · 23-Aug-2012, 09:13

Perhaps she had a flash of divine inspiration, and that is exactly what Christ would look like should he be a real person....

Eja Cool8 · 23-Aug-2012, 17:12

The Hoff brings KITT to Edinburgh. KITT gets parking ticket

Thankfully, it was on Edinburgh Uni land, and as such is probably unenforceable.

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...-car-1-2483705

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...fice-1-2485058

Inertiaman · 24-Aug-2012, 10:24

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08...ot_shoplifter/

Cretin engages in chilli and clarinet heist.

Nomad · 28-Aug-2012, 09:05

for the ladies... or those with an occupied basement dungeon or just those that like to say, 'gentle, gentle' and do narrow poops...

nursey approved?

GroovYF · 28-Aug-2012, 09:28

I was just coming here to post the same thing!

WTF!

Nomad · 28-Aug-2012, 17:34

US sasquatch has been finally killed...

Inertiaman · 29-Aug-2012, 13:37

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/28...ty-for-herself

Missing woman fails to find self.

Eja Cool8 · 29-Aug-2012, 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/28...ty-for-herself

Missing woman fails to find self.

Christ, what did she change into? An Imperial Stormtrooper outfit?

Ashen · 29-Aug-2012, 15:27

This isnt the dumb bitch your looking for

05-Aug-2012, 14:48	#11163
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10-Aug-2012, 10:52	#11170
blurr fashion victim Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 18,455	Reconnaissance Robot you say? __________________ + myembers

10-Aug-2012, 12:11	#11171
milou keeping it elderly Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coast hugging Posts: 6,081	Uncle Buck: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/au...?newsfeed=true __________________ 100% zimmer photoblog

10-Aug-2012, 14:37	#11173
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	That's quite something! __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

10-Aug-2012, 15:15	#11175
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,150	that actually made me laugh __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

05-Aug-2012, 14:32	#11162
Goody all your posts are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,519	http://objectiveministries.org/zound...minecraft.html Minecraft is secretly a christian game, oh shit no updates i think notch has been killed and Mojang taken over by the devil. Also linked from the same site http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=KLKZYPNX Its a hit (keep watching, it includes a rap segment!)

10-Aug-2012, 10:37	#11169
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,665	ever bought online and been sent the wrong thing?

22-Aug-2012, 19:07	#11179
Goody all your posts are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,519	http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

23-Aug-2012, 08:52	#11181
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23-Aug-2012, 09:13	#11182
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23-Aug-2012, 17:12	#11183
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	The Hoff brings KITT to Edinburgh. KITT gets parking ticket Thankfully, it was on Edinburgh Uni land, and as such is probably unenforceable. http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...-car-1-2483705 http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...fice-1-2485058 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" Last edited by Eja Cool8; 23-Aug-2012 at 17:17.

28-Aug-2012, 09:05	#11185
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,665	for the ladies... or those with an occupied basement dungeon or just those that like to say, 'gentle, gentle' and do narrow poops... nursey approved?

28-Aug-2012, 09:28	#11186
GroovYF Octave Doctor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Halifax Posts: 22,305	I was just coming here to post the same thing! WTF! __________________ photoblog

28-Aug-2012, 17:34	#11187
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,665	US sasquatch has been finally killed...