Amusing News - Page 374

Eja Cool8 · 29-Aug-2012, 17:17

Let's hear it for sunny Shitterton

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/shi...n-uk-1-2467917

Eja Cool8 · 29-Aug-2012, 17:28

Glasgow's "smell map"-they missed out a few prominent aromas which one sometimes notices

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/sce...aled-1-2492267

Inertiaman · 30-Aug-2012, 09:59

http://news.yahoo.com/hitler-clothin...133743884.html

Meanwhile in India...

Inertiaman · 31-Aug-2012, 12:47

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/50516...thief_/?ref=ms

Gangsta.

Eja Cool8 · 31-Aug-2012, 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/50516...thief_/?ref=ms

Gangsta.

Druggy twat with addled brains more like.

Or maybe just the same

Eja Cool8 · 31-Aug-2012, 15:49

Dirty Harry speaks his ageing brains...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19434705

He's in favour of putting Romney in charge, time to retire to the front porch with a long cool one Clint....

milou · 05-Sep-2012, 16:27

"Summer lovin', had me a blast, met a...hello, hello, hello, what's all this then": http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...n-as-rave.html

Inertiaman · 06-Sep-2012, 08:42

http://www.10news.com/news/31410773/detail.html

Full service opticians.

Eja Cool8 · 06-Sep-2012, 16:41

Deep-fried Mars Bars under attack!

from Mars!

http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman...yers-1-2506861

Eja Cool8 · 07-Sep-2012, 14:21

Hazza arrives in the 'stan for a tour as an Apache gunner. Wonder if his special tactics will include the "perpendicular overhead anti-Taliban cock-wave"?

Nomad · 11-Sep-2012, 18:31

Deceased · 12-Sep-2012, 13:17

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8b_1347442945

Inertiaman · 12-Sep-2012, 13:23

he's got us bang to rights on HIV though

HooT · 13-Sep-2012, 07:10

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddball...american-state

Inertiaman · 18-Sep-2012, 09:33

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/te...rash-1B5943938

Finally, idiot jailed for using LOL on facebook.

Harry Palmer · 18-Sep-2012, 09:51

Affectionate dog shoots huntsman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19630411

Eja Cool8 · 20-Sep-2012, 17:14

"Aggressive Black Pudding incident!!!"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-19664920

jimbobaggies · 20-Sep-2012, 17:33

The Goodies

Eja Cool8 · 21-Sep-2012, 16:29

Oh fuck me sideways, after the black pudding incident, the Tomato Sauce Terror of Old Perth Town

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-19673881

Nomad · 21-Sep-2012, 18:31

mad old lady painter still at it

EvilGrin · 21-Sep-2012, 18:39

Ig Nobel Awards 2012

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2012

D.Celt · 21-Sep-2012, 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilGrin

Ig Nobel Awards 2012

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2012

Quote:

PHYSICS PRIZE: Joseph Keller [USA], and Raymond Goldstein [USA and UK], Patrick Warren, and Robin Ball [UK], for calculating the balance of forces that shape and move the hair in a human ponytail.

lol wut?

Inertiaman · 22-Sep-2012, 17:35

Meanwhile, in Italy....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ppin-neck.html

Inertiaman · 22-Sep-2012, 21:54

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...assins-1337131

Weapons and drugs traded on an area of the internet the size of Ireland.

Nomad · 23-Sep-2012, 17:11

mind your tackle

Inertiaman · 24-Sep-2012, 13:18

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...6331-31888177/

Ahh God. Is there anything he can't turn into a violent animosity?

D.Celt · 24-Sep-2012, 16:06

Quote:

that an influx of non-Christians into teams may be to blame.

Bloody immigrants.

Eja Cool8 · 24-Sep-2012, 16:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...assins-1337131

Weapons and drugs traded on an area of the internet the size of Ireland.

Scrobbs · 25-Sep-2012, 15:25

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=129726901

[n00b]Zippy · 26-Sep-2012, 10:50

Man tries to cure friend's hiccups by scaring him with a gunshot. Doesn't end well.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us...html?hpt=hp_t1

29-Aug-2012, 17:17	#11191
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	Let's hear it for sunny Shitterton http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/shi...n-uk-1-2467917 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

29-Aug-2012, 17:28	#11192
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	Glasgow's "smell map"-they missed out a few prominent aromas which one sometimes notices http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/sce...aled-1-2492267 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

31-Aug-2012, 15:49	#11196
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	Dirty Harry speaks his ageing brains... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19434705 He's in favour of putting Romney in charge, time to retire to the front porch with a long cool one Clint.... __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

05-Sep-2012, 16:27	#11197
milou keeping it elderly Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coast hugging Posts: 6,090	"Summer lovin', had me a blast, met a...hello, hello, hello, what's all this then": http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...n-as-rave.html __________________ 100% zimmer photoblog

06-Sep-2012, 16:41	#11199
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	Deep-fried Mars Bars under attack! from Mars! http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman...yers-1-2506861 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

07-Sep-2012, 14:21	#11200
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	Hazza arrives in the 'stan for a tour as an Apache gunner. Wonder if his special tactics will include the "perpendicular overhead anti-Taliban cock-wave"? __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

11-Sep-2012, 18:31	#11201
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,730	nm Last edited by Nomad; 11-Sep-2012 at 18:58.

12-Sep-2012, 13:17	#11202
Deceased Fixer of dead hard drives Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Peeps Posts: 1,833	Now we really are entering the world of the silly people http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8b_1347442945 __________________ I suppose though it stems back to the mentality/argument that playing FPS games makes people into raging loons that want to take an axe to someones head - therefore our "compassion and respect" for human life is being eroded. I think our "compassion and respect" for human life is a fucking world away from clicking a mouse button.

13-Sep-2012, 07:10	#11204
HooT spam tbh Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Poland Posts: 874	http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddball...american-state __________________ http://sig.planetside-universe.com/Hoo7.png Planetside 2: Woodman Server : Hoo7 (NC)

18-Sep-2012, 09:51	#11206
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 14,012	Affectionate dog shoots huntsman http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19630411 __________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

20-Sep-2012, 17:14	#11207
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	"Aggressive Black Pudding incident!!!" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-19664920 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

20-Sep-2012, 17:33	#11208
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,880	The Goodies __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

21-Sep-2012, 16:29	#11209
Eja Cool8 No entendre left undoubled Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,126	Oh fuck me sideways, after the black pudding incident, the Tomato Sauce Terror of Old Perth Town http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-19673881 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato

21-Sep-2012, 18:31	#11210
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,730	mad old lady painter still at it

21-Sep-2012, 18:39	#11211
EvilGrin click here to reset post count Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lancs, UK. Posts: 5,585	Ig Nobel Awards 2012 http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2012 __________________ Edugeek - Techies in Education!

23-Sep-2012, 17:11	#11215
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,730	mind your tackle

25-Sep-2012, 15:25	#11219
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 13,635	http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=129726901 __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

26-Sep-2012, 10:50	#11220
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,573	Man tries to cure friend's hiccups by scaring him with a gunshot. Doesn't end well. http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us...html?hpt=hp_t1 __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?