Amusing News - Page 375

Norphy · 26-Sep-2012, 13:51

I dunno, seems like an effective cure to me

Inertiaman · 28-Sep-2012, 19:42

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19764166

Iran Oniowned!

Eja Cool8 · 01-Oct-2012, 18:37

Aberdeen man gets head stuck in litter bin. As you do

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...tland-19783214

Inertiaman · 02-Oct-2012, 07:57

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-19777092

After telling her school to STFU, then her council to STFU, Nine Year Old Girl continues horror campaign by telling pious idiots on her blog to STFU.

milou · 02-Oct-2012, 09:36

This isn't amusing as such but is full of fail: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...-printer-gaffe

Inertiaman · 02-Oct-2012, 09:39

Eight month suspended sentence for a stash of level fours? He's clearly wealthy enough to afford a proper brief then.

Ashen · 02-Oct-2012, 10:10

Sick fucker

Spanks · 02-Oct-2012, 10:11

i would have killed to be in the office when the intern came in the morning to pick up some files from the printer..

Nomad · 02-Oct-2012, 14:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judge Lindsay Burns

You have shown considerable remorse and the chance of re-offending is low.”

remorse for being caught is not remorse for the crime ffs

Eja Cool8 · 05-Oct-2012, 16:10

Dundee man mistakes Bus for deadly smoke-breathing growling dragon-thing from hell?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-19845061

Mind you, in fairness, there's not much else to do in Dundee

Hot Soup · 07-Oct-2012, 16:23

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19675163

Quote:

By Ladan Cockshut
Gaming researcher and World of Warcraft veteran

Thats what made me giggle ^^

Inertiaman · 08-Oct-2012, 10:50

http://chirpstory.com/li/21608

Not news but quite funny for an ice-cream eating vegan yank with shit taste in music.

Norphy · 08-Oct-2012, 12:45

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/julian-assa...112700513.html

You've got to laugh

Scrobbs · 09-Oct-2012, 01:39

Drinking liquid nitrogen isn't safe. Apparently. http://news.google.co.uk/news/story?...ed=0CDMQqgIwAA

Harry Palmer · 09-Oct-2012, 07:45

Elderly couple buy shrub at car boot sale, manage to grow massive cannabis plant in garden

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-19868327

Blood God · 09-Oct-2012, 10:31

Cop dresses up as cone in sting operation

Ashen · 09-Oct-2012, 10:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Palmer

Elderly couple buy shrub at car boot sale, manage to grow massive cannabis plant in garden

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-19868327

'Pass the herbal tea dear the pink elephant, dancing monkey and John Lennon would like some more....'

Ashen · 09-Oct-2012, 10:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blood God

Cop dresses up as cone in sting operation

Harry Palmer · 10-Oct-2012, 18:01

mildly amusing typo on BBC news..

[n00b]Zippy · 12-Oct-2012, 13:25

French firm sends bill for €11,721,000,000,000,000

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19908095

Quote:

The phone company, Bouygues Telecom, initially told her there was nothing they could do to amend the computer-generated statement and later offered to set up instalments to pay off the bill.

Srsly?

Nomad · 12-Oct-2012, 14:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by frenchphonecunts

which it says was down to a printing error and a subsequent misunderstanding between the client and staff at their call centre.

so they sent her a fucking huge bill, told her it was a computer error and she had to live with it and pay it, and yet that was somehow her fault... damn that unhelpful woman

[n00b]Zippy · 12-Oct-2012, 14:31

When I worked in IT at an accounting centre bills over a certain amount were always pulled aside for inspection before they went out the door

jimbobaggies · 15-Oct-2012, 07:25

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19572583

Quote:

"Car owners are the creators of wealth. Do you realise that they get exhausted sitting in their cars due to traffic jams and they reach office completely tired? It affects their efficiency. Do you want them to perform less?" asks the main petitioner BB Sharan.

BBW · 15-Oct-2012, 07:57

That's no really amusing, it makes perfect sense! :o

D.Celt · 15-Oct-2012, 15:07

Husband denied delicious chicken is grounds for divorce.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...en-pieces.html

Bilb · 15-Oct-2012, 15:27

^^^ What's even funnier about that is that her mother was also fined by the court for not instilling custom into the wife!

Bilb · 15-Oct-2012, 15:43

Gurkha dude gets robbed at knifepoint while withdrawing money from a cashpoint.

Gurkha dude, who is a black belt in karate and taekwondo, snaps the blade of the knife clean off in his arm and doesn't even notice till the police metal detector picks it up!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-19944833

(Thanks to the post on SingleTrack where I *borrowed* this story from)

milou · 16-Oct-2012, 09:56

It's all kicking off in Havant: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/tra...vant-1-4367824

Inertiaman · 16-Oct-2012, 09:57

Amusingly filed under "Travel".

Inertiaman · 19-Oct-2012, 11:55

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/griffin-pur...083650420.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20000954

The Pink Pwnd: "It would be difficult for people to gather as we live in a small village and there's nowhere to park."

01-Oct-2012, 18:37	#11223
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	Aberdeen man gets head stuck in litter bin. As you do http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...tland-19783214 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

02-Oct-2012, 09:36	#11225
milou keeping it elderly Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coast hugging Posts: 6,081	This isn't amusing as such but is full of fail: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...-printer-gaffe __________________ 100% zimmer photoblog

02-Oct-2012, 10:11	#11228
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,143	i would have killed to be in the office when the intern came in the morning to pick up some files from the printer.. __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

05-Oct-2012, 16:10	#11230
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	Dundee man mistakes Bus for deadly smoke-breathing growling dragon-thing from hell? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-19845061 Mind you, in fairness, there's not much else to do in Dundee __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

09-Oct-2012, 01:39	#11234
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 13,529	Drinking liquid nitrogen isn't safe. Apparently. http://news.google.co.uk/news/story?...ed=0CDMQqgIwAA __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

26-Sep-2012, 13:51	#11221
Norphy bandwidth bill in the post Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,806	I dunno, seems like an effective cure to me

08-Oct-2012, 12:45	#11233
Norphy bandwidth bill in the post Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,806	http://uk.news.yahoo.com/julian-assa...112700513.html You've got to laugh

09-Oct-2012, 07:45	#11235
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 13,992	Elderly couple buy shrub at car boot sale, manage to grow massive cannabis plant in garden http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-19868327 __________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

09-Oct-2012, 10:31	#11236
Blood God Destroyer of economies Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bruce's Bar and Grill, London Posts: 6,996	Cop dresses up as cone in sting operation

10-Oct-2012, 18:01	#11239
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 13,992	mildly amusing typo on BBC news.. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

12-Oct-2012, 14:31	#11242
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	When I worked in IT at an accounting centre bills over a certain amount were always pulled aside for inspection before they went out the door __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

15-Oct-2012, 07:57	#11244
BBW Contains flashing images. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the woods... Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 12,401	That's no really amusing, it makes perfect sense! :o __________________ "There you go... giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck." Xbox Live Profile :: Photoblog :: Flickr ::

15-Oct-2012, 15:07	#11245
D.Celt Irresistable Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,119	Husband denied delicious chicken is grounds for divorce. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...en-pieces.html __________________ Dinosaurs ate my jesus fish.

15-Oct-2012, 15:27	#11246
Bilb Amazeballs! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Elite Elevated Equine Division Posts: 11,283	^^^ What's even funnier about that is that her mother was also fined by the court for not instilling custom into the wife! __________________ @TomJJarvis

15-Oct-2012, 15:43	#11247
Bilb Amazeballs! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Elite Elevated Equine Division Posts: 11,283	Don't Mess with a Gurkha Gurkha dude gets robbed at knifepoint while withdrawing money from a cashpoint. Gurkha dude, who is a black belt in karate and taekwondo, snaps the blade of the knife clean off in his arm and doesn't even notice till the police metal detector picks it up!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-19944833 (Thanks to the post on SingleTrack where I borrowed this story from) __________________ @TomJJarvis

16-Oct-2012, 09:56	#11248
milou keeping it elderly Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coast hugging Posts: 6,081	It's all kicking off in Havant: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/tra...vant-1-4367824 __________________ 100% zimmer photoblog