Amusing News - Page 376

Eja Cool8 · 19-Oct-2012, 12:26

I would have had this in the 'Cunt' thread personally. Nick Griffin being, after all, quite verifiably, a cunt.

Inertiaman · 19-Oct-2012, 12:28

Cunt is trumped by comedy retort. Regardless Griffin doesn't deserve the accolade.

HooT · 19-Oct-2012, 13:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by milou

It's all kicking off in Havant: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/tra...vant-1-4367824

Home Sweet Home.

[n00b]Zippy · 23-Oct-2012, 14:36

Mum gets children to play at Wizard of Oz, children think it's a better idea to burn down the house:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-20033250

Spanks · 23-Oct-2012, 14:48

My mind is a little hazy with regards to the Wizard of Oz, i must admit. But what part involved ritual burning of the characters?

Blood God · 23-Oct-2012, 16:08

That must have been in the lesser known sequel: The Wicker Man of Oz.

Inertiaman · 23-Oct-2012, 18:26

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20040835

It's not exactly 24 season 8 is it.

burundi · 24-Oct-2012, 12:52

Surreal: Boy Carrying Owl attacked with silly string

Ashen · 24-Oct-2012, 13:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20040835

It's not exactly 24 season 8 is it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AytM_...eature=related

stepper · 26-Oct-2012, 16:03

Silvio Berlusconi has been sentenced to 4 years in jail for tax fraud... Bet the bunga bunga parties will be a lot more interesting in there..

The Big Kahuna · 26-Oct-2012, 17:43

Philippine official: $121K for car thief's head

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/b...175968431.html

Homer-Simpson · 28-Oct-2012, 11:23

MSN linking to MeatSpin

It's still on there too (link below)

http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending...f59ef9&_nwpt=1

Inertiaman · 29-Oct-2012, 18:35

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...FOUR-DAYS.html

Stay classy Aberdare!

Orange · 29-Oct-2012, 21:26

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/20...itary-shooters

Eja Cool8 · 30-Oct-2012, 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertiaman

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...FOUR-DAYS.html

Stay classy Aberdare!

Could have been worse, could have wound up on next day's lunch menu

Eja Cool8 · 30-Oct-2012, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orange

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/20...itary-shooters

Didn't the (Polish-I think?) devs of Bullet Storm mount a similar campaign?

T3CH^ · 31-Oct-2012, 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eja Cool8

Didn't the (Polish-I think?) devs of Bullet Storm mount a similar campaign?

GroovYF · 31-Oct-2012, 12:31

Burn baby, burn!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-20154327

Inertiaman · 31-Oct-2012, 12:36

If they burned the real one they'd see the flames from space!

Inertiaman · 02-Nov-2012, 16:55

http://www.gainesville.com/article/2...e-assaults-him

Another addition to the "things I wish I'd seen" list.

Eja Cool8 · 05-Nov-2012, 19:08

Edinburgh council licensing officers confronted with 'Roman orgy' in Tapas bar

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...shed-1-2614582

Inertiaman · 06-Nov-2012, 22:31

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20211782

These videos are fast becoming the best thing about Guy Fawkes.

Goody · 10-Nov-2012, 21:27

Newsnight managing to broadcast stories of sexual abuse only when they arent in any way true is rather amusing. I cba linking as its pretty much everywhere.

Inertiaman · 13-Nov-2012, 11:42

http://starbucks.co.uk/blog/starbuck...ent-to-the-uk/

Starbucks comments. Get em whilst they're hot.

mr_o · 13-Nov-2012, 15:18

BBC fights FOI request over attendees to a seminar. BBC wins.

Man looks up website via wayback machine and finds fully disclosed list.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11...e28_named_wtf/

Eja Cool8 · 14-Nov-2012, 15:00

Random acts of kindness-by a man dressed as a giraffe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-fife-20316851

[n00b]Zippy · 14-Nov-2012, 15:10

What an ace guy!

Quote:

He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only being able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit.

Harry Palmer · 14-Nov-2012, 15:21

What a good chap

Inertiaman · 14-Nov-2012, 17:13

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-torch.html

iBurgle

aird · 15-Nov-2012, 17:55

Quote:

Man faces trial for feeding police horses sausage rolls
Police horses and sausage rolls Francis Kelly denies the breach of the peace allegation over feeding police horses sausage rolls

A 41-year-old man is to stand trial after being arrested for feeding sausage rolls to police horses.

The charge alleges he behaved in a "threatening or abusive manner" and "adopted an aggressive stance" towards officers when told to put food away.

Mr Kelly, who denies the charge, faces trial at a Justice of the Peace court.

It is not known how Mr Kelly, who is from the city's Govanhill area, initially came into contact with the horses.

He was unavailable for comment regarding the allegations, but a source close to the case said he would be fighting the charge.

The source said: "His view is simply that he thought the horses looked hungry - daft as that sounds."

/Glasgow

19-Oct-2012, 12:26	#11251
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	I would have had this in the 'Cunt' thread personally. Nick Griffin being, after all, quite verifiably, a cunt. __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

23-Oct-2012, 14:36	#11254
[n00b]Zippy Unstartable Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Rollright Posts: 11,542	Mum gets children to play at Wizard of Oz, children think it's a better idea to burn down the house: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-20033250 __________________ I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cause how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

23-Oct-2012, 14:48	#11255
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,149	My mind is a little hazy with regards to the Wizard of Oz, i must admit. But what part involved ritual burning of the characters? __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

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31-Oct-2012, 12:31	#11268
GroovYF Octave Doctor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Halifax Posts: 22,283	Burn baby, burn! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-20154327 __________________ photoblog

23-Oct-2012, 16:08	#11256
Blood God Destroyer of economies Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bruce's Bar and Grill, London Posts: 6,997	That must have been in the lesser known sequel: The Wicker Man of Oz.

28-Oct-2012, 11:23	#11262
Homer-Simpson reads your posts Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,686	MSN linking to MeatSpin It's still on there too (link below) http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending...f59ef9&_nwpt=1

29-Oct-2012, 21:26	#11264
Orange member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,611	http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/20...itary-shooters

05-Nov-2012, 19:08	#11271
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	Edinburgh council licensing officers confronted with 'Roman orgy' in Tapas bar http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...shed-1-2614582 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

10-Nov-2012, 21:27	#11273
Goody all your posts are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,519	Newsnight managing to broadcast stories of sexual abuse only when they arent in any way true is rather amusing. I cba linking as its pretty much everywhere.

13-Nov-2012, 15:18	#11275
mr_o empty minds post alike Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 9,075	BBC fights FOI request over attendees to a seminar. BBC wins. Man looks up website via wayback machine and finds fully disclosed list. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11...e28_named_wtf/ __________________ As the ancient Tibetan philosphy states, 'Don't start none -- won't be none!.'" - Jake Jense

14-Nov-2012, 15:00	#11276
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	Random acts of kindness-by a man dressed as a giraffe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-fife-20316851 __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

14-Nov-2012, 15:21	#11278
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 13,994	What a good chap __________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."