Star Wars Episode 7 - Page 2

Fulmineus · 01-Nov-2012, 19:49

I read that trilogy as well! Thought it was pretty good.

Eja Cool8 · 02-Nov-2012, 11:49

Look, we're all older and have moved on.

Just give us the hardcore version of ROTJ with Leia in 'that outfit' getting ferociously humped by all the male cast members, plus an interlube, sorry interlude, with that alien bird in Jabba's Palace

OndaRoofus · 03-Nov-2012, 00:08

id watch that

, lets call it "stabba in the hut"

Spanks · 03-Nov-2012, 00:19

Quite amazing twist to this...

George Lucas selling Lucasfilm for 4.5 Billion. Words out hes giving 4 billion of it away to charity.

Its always been fun to hate on Lucas for the flogging of a dead horse but damn respect for that.

Eja Cool8 · 05-Nov-2012, 17:49

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Originally Posted by Spanks

Quite amazing twist to this...

George Lucas selling Lucasfilm for 4.5 Billion. Words out hes giving 4 billion of it away to charity.

Its always been fun to hate on Lucas for the flogging of a dead horse but damn respect for that.

I think it's fair to say, that even before this rights sale, he was in no danger whatsoever of toiling to pay his leccy bill any time soon

HooT · 05-Nov-2012, 19:46

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Originally Posted by Spanks

Quite amazing twist to this...

George Lucas selling Lucasfilm for 4.5 Billion. Words out hes giving 4 billion of it away to charity.

Its always been fun to hate on Lucas for the flogging of a dead horse but damn respect for that.

I don't see why. He's old as fuck and is loaded to the eyeballs as it is.

Minty · 05-Nov-2012, 21:13

Im not one to shit on somebody that donates $4,000,000,000 to charity (I think a numerical value rather than a alphabetical value puts that number into true context) because regardless of how much money they actually have, thats still going to make a lot of difference to a lot of people. But this is the man who has held the Star Wars merchandising rights since the late 70s. He isnt short of money and he never will be. He could very easily have donated the entire amount and never noticed a difference.

Spanks · 05-Nov-2012, 21:51

True, its not like hes going to have to go into hostels and live on social security. And hes beaten the merchandising horse to death and back again and then beat the horse with another dead horse. Not to mention his unforgivable ruination of LucasArts. But i honestly cant think of anyone who has given that much singehandedly to charity.
Thats half the US Govenrments military spending in one fell swoop

Fulmineus · 05-Nov-2012, 21:53

Bill Gates must've given away a pretty massive chunk over the years?

Minty · 05-Nov-2012, 22:17

Over half his fortune. Same with Warren Buffet.

They actually started a campaign for billionaires to give away half their wealth because giving away that money wouldnt affect them much, whereas it would make a huge difference for others. It was not very successful.

Bad-Co · 11-Nov-2012, 18:43

Hollywood scribe Michael Arndt will write the next instalment in the Star Wars series, Lucasfilms has confirmed.
His screenplay for Toy Story 3 was nominated for best adapted screenplay in 2010.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20288810

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Originally Posted by Eja Cool8

Look, we're all older and have moved on.

Just give us the hardcore version of ROTJ with Leia in 'that outfit'

I guess Han will get to meet Leia's favorite toys, Buzz n Woody

mr_o · 11-Nov-2012, 19:46

I thought toy story 3 was the worst of the lot.

Scrobbs · 11-Nov-2012, 20:15

Rayt shame that they won't be adapting the Thrawn books. They were fab. Unless it's equally good. Is a shame about Ysalamir, Mara, Talon Karde etc.

PsYcHoKiLLa · 12-Nov-2012, 08:50

...and it's already ruined.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...e-resurrected/

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While Vader seemingly met his end in the 1983 film The Return Of The Jedi it seems this will not stop his comeback. “This is science fiction remember,” we’re told. “Darth Vader will rise from the ashes.”

Q-Target · 12-Nov-2012, 09:03

Add yet more horrific burns to his chronic asthma and reliance on cybernetic enhancements to survive. Add yet more orphaned children whom he will claim ownership of. They're turning him into a wheezy Daddy Warbucks.

Inertiaman · 12-Nov-2012, 09:23

As long as the improbably alive sith plunges a light sabre directly through Jar-Jar's trachea in the very first scene we'll call it quits.

Nomad · 12-Nov-2012, 09:31

after discovering the previously abducted children he didn't even know he had, this former disabled war veteran was duly surprised when they butchered him and burnt his body... now he's back and wanting vengance... ....but is there enough of him left to dna test
today on jeremy kyle...

Scrobbs · 12-Nov-2012, 09:34

Well that looks fucking shit.

Hot Soup · 12-Nov-2012, 10:23

The film reports in the UK press, unless they've actually been in an industry publication or website first , you're pretty much guaranteed for it to be rubbish.

Nomad · 12-Nov-2012, 10:33

"Outstanding Film" - Nuts magazine

PsYcHoKiLLa · 12-Nov-2012, 11:42

Well, since I just watched them burn his body yesterday (or mebbe saturday) on the tele, how is this gonna work? Is it gonna be Star Wars VII - ParaSithal Activity?

Q-Target · 12-Nov-2012, 13:30

And they're off...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...of-Toy-Story-3

Ashen · 12-Nov-2012, 15:04

Oh ffs come if Anakin comes back then everything that happened in the orginals is worthless. They do not need vader to make it a success they raped the character in the prequels. Thrawn is one of the franchises greatest villians, give me that movie please. They could easily recast the roles of Luke,han,leia etc

MaNiC^ · 12-Nov-2012, 16:31

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Academy Award winner Michael Arndt has been given the impossible task of producing a script as good as Episode One's.

Got that far into the article and decided the rest doesn't matter.

PsYcHoKiLLa · 12-Nov-2012, 17:02

I could produce a script as good as episode one's, it would involve some andrex and some straining.

Eja Cool8 · 12-Nov-2012, 17:28

Listen, Paramount saw fit to blow Star Trek's canon right out of the water in search of 'coolness', hit the temporal reset button and anything's fair game.

I watched the 'making of' extras on the 2-disc ST(2009) DVD the other week, what a load of fucking self-congratulating arse that was.

Clueless bunch of clowns. But mind you, that's always applied to most of the people who work in Hollywood.

MaNiC^ · 13-Nov-2012, 15:29

Theres been a fairly huge amount of time travel in ST though, SW afaik, has basically none :p

Q-Target · 13-Nov-2012, 15:35

Unless you count the order in which the films were made and released. If time travel were an option, I think the Sith would have been all over that bitch from day 1... or possibly sooner.

Ashen · 13-Nov-2012, 15:50

Remember rightly time travel is in the Star Wars Lore but it is bery very rare, the majority of incident have been due to hyperdrive going boom mid jump. Force users can 'travel' to emotions of a moment in time and one race has the ability to flow walk which means they can goto a period in the past but only to view and cannot interact with the enviorment or people.

Eja Cool8 · 13-Nov-2012, 16:06

I didn't mean the literal use of time travel, I meant the general idea of rebooting something, by whatever plot device, merely to spin something out, and/or turn it into something that it never was, nor needed to be.

BSG excepted, of course. Ron D. Moore has a permanent get out of jail on that one

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Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	Look, we're all older and have moved on. Just give us the hardcore version of ROTJ with Leia in 'that outfit' getting ferociously humped by all the male cast members, plus an interlube, sorry interlude, with that alien bird in Jabba's Palace __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

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03-Nov-2012, 00:19	#34
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,143	Quite amazing twist to this... George Lucas selling Lucasfilm for 4.5 Billion. Words out hes giving 4 billion of it away to charity. Its always been fun to hate on Lucas for the flogging of a dead horse but damn respect for that. __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

05-Nov-2012, 21:13	#37
Minty Stick 'im wiv a blayde! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Preston Posts: 10,961	Im not one to shit on somebody that donates $4,000,000,000 to charity (I think a numerical value rather than a alphabetical value puts that number into true context) because regardless of how much money they actually have, thats still going to make a lot of difference to a lot of people. But this is the man who has held the Star Wars merchandising rights since the late 70s. He isnt short of money and he never will be. He could very easily have donated the entire amount and never noticed a difference. __________________ "The French like to do a poo in the shower then poke it down the hole with their toe."

05-Nov-2012, 21:51	#38
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,143	True, its not like hes going to have to go into hostels and live on social security. And hes beaten the merchandising horse to death and back again and then beat the horse with another dead horse. Not to mention his unforgivable ruination of LucasArts. But i honestly cant think of anyone who has given that much singehandedly to charity. Thats half the US Govenrments military spending in one fell swoop __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

05-Nov-2012, 21:53	#39
Fulmineus karma killer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Colchester Posts: 15,040	Bill Gates must've given away a pretty massive chunk over the years? __________________ belua vasta, lupus! udisque paludibus exit, oblitus et spumis et sparsus sanguine rictus, fulmineus, rubra suffusus lumina flamma. Say NO! to capital t Sponsored by AQA

05-Nov-2012, 22:17	#40
Minty Stick 'im wiv a blayde! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Preston Posts: 10,961	Over half his fortune. Same with Warren Buffet. They actually started a campaign for billionaires to give away half their wealth because giving away that money wouldnt affect them much, whereas it would make a huge difference for others. It was not very successful. __________________ "The French like to do a poo in the shower then poke it down the hole with their toe."

11-Nov-2012, 19:46	#42
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11-Nov-2012, 20:15	#43
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 13,529	Rayt shame that they won't be adapting the Thrawn books. They were fab. Unless it's equally good. Is a shame about Ysalamir, Mara, Talon Karde etc. __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

12-Nov-2012, 09:03	#45
Q-Target he'll hoof you in the works Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brighton Posts: 35,823	Add yet more horrific burns to his chronic asthma and reliance on cybernetic enhancements to survive. Add yet more orphaned children whom he will claim ownership of. They're turning him into a wheezy Daddy Warbucks. __________________ Making people say "oh fuck off" at their monitor since 1973 (before monitors were invented) twitter Huffington Post Comedy Blog Animangle Zoo Other Photoshop stuff

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Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,649	after discovering the previously abducted children he didn't even know he had, this former disabled war veteran was duly surprised when they butchered him and burnt his body... now he's back and wanting vengance... ....but is there enough of him left to dna test today on jeremy kyle...

12-Nov-2012, 09:34	#48
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 13,529	Well that looks fucking shit. __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

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12-Nov-2012, 11:42	#51
PsYcHoKiLLa spam tbh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 943	Well, since I just watched them burn his body yesterday (or mebbe saturday) on the tele, how is this gonna work? Is it gonna be Star Wars VII - ParaSithal Activity? Last edited by PsYcHoKiLLa; 12-Nov-2012 at 11:51.

12-Nov-2012, 13:30	#52
Q-Target he'll hoof you in the works Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brighton Posts: 35,823	And they're off... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...of-Toy-Story-3 __________________ Making people say "oh fuck off" at their monitor since 1973 (before monitors were invented) twitter Huffington Post Comedy Blog Animangle Zoo Other Photoshop stuff

12-Nov-2012, 17:02	#55
PsYcHoKiLLa spam tbh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 943	I could produce a script as good as episode one's, it would involve some andrex and some straining.

12-Nov-2012, 17:28	#56
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	Listen, Paramount saw fit to blow Star Trek's canon right out of the water in search of 'coolness', hit the temporal reset button and anything's fair game. I watched the 'making of' extras on the 2-disc ST(2009) DVD the other week, what a load of fucking self-congratulating arse that was. Clueless bunch of clowns. But mind you, that's always applied to most of the people who work in Hollywood. __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"

13-Nov-2012, 15:35	#58
Q-Target he'll hoof you in the works Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brighton Posts: 35,823	Unless you count the order in which the films were made and released. If time travel were an option, I think the Sith would have been all over that bitch from day 1... or possibly sooner. __________________ Making people say "oh fuck off" at their monitor since 1973 (before monitors were invented) twitter Huffington Post Comedy Blog Animangle Zoo Other Photoshop stuff

13-Nov-2012, 16:06	#60
Eja Cool8 Member shown actual size Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 9,009	I didn't mean the literal use of time travel, I meant the general idea of rebooting something, by whatever plot device, merely to spin something out, and/or turn it into something that it never was, nor needed to be. BSG excepted, of course. Ron D. Moore has a permanent get out of jail on that one __________________ "A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"