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Old 20-Feb-2005, 21:26   #1
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OT: My sister just found my nephews posh w........

my sister just told me she found a box of 13 used condoms behind my nephews cd player.

i said they must be from his posh wanks..

she thinks they are from shagging...

what do you think... put it to the vote !!!
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Old 20-Feb-2005, 21:27   #2
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maybe he collects them from local Gay hotspots?
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maybe he collects them from local Gay hotspots?
then that would come under "Some other foul and perverted outlet !"

vote biatch :p
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how old is he?
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Old 20-Feb-2005, 21:34   #6
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he can do watever the hell he wants then tbh, if he wants to shag his right to, i think she should just be thankful that hes actually using em and not wanting babies
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he can do watever the hell he wants then tbh, if he wants to shag his right to, i think she should just be thankful that hes actually using em and not wanting babies
that is all true...

sleeping with a pile of festering spunk bags next to your bed cannot be too healthy.
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Old 20-Feb-2005, 21:36   #8
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Slap her for going through his stuff!
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his mother had to tidy his room for him because he was incapable of doing it himself after being asked very nicely all week.

please do not defend him on this

you will be punished !!

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Old 20-Feb-2005, 21:49   #10
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hold on....he stored cum filled condoms behind his cd player?

he was probably plannign on using them to throw at people.

Or do something with them at least. otherwise he would just throw them away surely ?
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Old 20-Feb-2005, 21:57   #11
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Mick hes your flesh and blood ,so i know its posh wanks
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lol cam.. exactly what i said.. it's what i would have done :p
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Old 20-Feb-2005, 23:51   #13
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alright, now, there is no need to keep the damn things!
but tbh, if you were going to commemorate the use of such things...well wouldn't be his diy would it?
also avoiding the latter option....tbh
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i'd pretend you hadn't noticed and hope to god he gets rid of them.
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lol his room smells like lemons now...

she spent the whole day cleaning it
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Old 21-Feb-2005, 00:17   #16
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Think if it was a lass his mam would of herd something after 17 times or at least put 2 and 2 together.
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has he found his nice clean room now lol the thorught of my mum going through my room cleaning just makes me wanna die
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why? do you have posh wanks?
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No my room is just such a fuckin mess lol
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Mick...

He comes from the same gene pool as you (as previously quoted!).

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He comes from the same gene pool as you (as previously quoted!).

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are you on drugs ?
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