Merry Crimbo- Liverpool Style

Dogma · 10-Dec-2003, 21:30

(To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine)

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

Christmas time, pissups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting pissed - on someone else's beer

Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
You may just know why - the streets look so sh!tty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

<EDIT- This does not reflect all Scouse bastards. Please excuse me>

gil · 10-Dec-2003, 21:38

i hope for your sake jay doesn't see this

MALLET · 11-Dec-2003, 00:29

RACIST !!!!

Kaliphos · 11-Dec-2003, 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogma

This does not reflect all Scouse bastards. Please excuse me>

no this does though

Isnt that jay third on the left?

Nor · 11-Dec-2003, 00:46

I'm probs stupid but always wondered how that picture was done

Invis · 11-Dec-2003, 08:26

10-Dec-2003, 21:30	#1
Dogma On. Fire. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Your Face. Posts: 7,409	Merry Crimbo- Liverpool Style (To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine) Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally, It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV Christmas time, pissups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting pissed - on someone else's beer Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look so sh!tty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels <EDIT- This does not reflect all Scouse bastards. Please excuse me>

11-Dec-2003, 00:46	#5
Nor post haste Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,326	I'm probs stupid but always wondered how that picture was done __________________ www.forzamotorsport3.co.uk

11-Dec-2003, 08:26	#6
Invis abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy z Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Liverpool Tournaments Won: 4 Posts: 519	__________________ http://www.invis.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cinvis.gif

10-Dec-2003, 21:38	#2
gil T-Bag sucks Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Berkshire Posts: 3,020	i hope for your sake jay doesn't see this

11-Dec-2003, 00:29	#3
MALLET to post or not to post Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: right behind u Posts: 3,521	RACIST !!!!