Shaving, The Quest for Manhood

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 20:36

I have come to stage in my life, (17 bit late maybe) where I, need to have a shave, to remove all of the bum fluff which is on my face. So I have asked mummy where the razor is and I shall hopefully be removing the bum fluff from my face.

Day 1, 8:38, Pre-Shave

I'll keep you updated

Dan

mope · 28-Apr-2006, 20:38

You NU77ER!

Sysagent · 28-Apr-2006, 20:39

I don't know about having a shave...
It looks like you needy a damn good haircut young sir!

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 20:40

that was my next plan of action, sunday evening don't you worry

Harry Palmer · 28-Apr-2006, 20:41

Heh Marik you never fail to amuse me...long may you live dude....

and good luck with the shaving, I hated it which is why I grew a beard

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 20:44

They are all bullying me in #trickery becuase i havn't shaved before

aww Harry, you rock!

aird · 28-Apr-2006, 20:45

Heres the offical update;

Lungboy · 28-Apr-2006, 20:47

Use veet, saves fucking around with dangerous razors.

aird · 28-Apr-2006, 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marik

becuase i havn't shaved before

Quote:

Originally Posted by trickery IRC

Marik opens a bud

Never shaved but is an underage drinker tsk tsk

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 20:50

such lies! he made it up

Harry Palmer · 28-Apr-2006, 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marik

aww Harry, you rock!

Yes, I do.

Lungboy · 28-Apr-2006, 20:51

Bud is piss. When you grow up you'll learn

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 20:52

I'm a man! </squeeky voice>

Harry Palmer · 28-Apr-2006, 20:54

jimbobaggies · 28-Apr-2006, 20:55

Marik, I have two cats I could lend you, I don't think they'd have a problem licking that bum fluff off

GroovYF · 28-Apr-2006, 20:57

You do realise, Marik... that as soon as you start shaving it will come back lots quicker.... it's a vicious circle!

Spanks · 28-Apr-2006, 21:00

marik, wizza in disguise?

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroovYF

You do realise, Marik... that as soon as you start shaving it will come back lots quicker.... it's a vicious circle!

I do!, i want to grow a real beard

Onions · 28-Apr-2006, 21:07

the first rule of shaving is, if you have any females in your house, keep your blades well hidden. this is crucial.

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 21:13

Update: Mum hasn't text back telling me where the razor is

Neutron · 28-Apr-2006, 21:14

The ritual shave in the morning!

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 21:16

she should be home any minuite, so shaving may commence

T-Bag · 28-Apr-2006, 21:21

sounds like you have some kind of household razor

?

ReichSteadyCrew · 28-Apr-2006, 21:27

its for his moms beard

Neutron · 28-Apr-2006, 21:28

I hope you're not going to use your mums razor. That's just wrong

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 21:29

Well I just found some morrisons disposable ones!

So will probally use them, she is just leaving, so should be home soon

Napoleon · 28-Apr-2006, 21:45

Shaving is fucking gay. I can't grow quite enough to start a beard, but I'd much prefer too.

Marik · 28-Apr-2006, 21:46

Ok, mum is home, going to bathroom!

Bbs with an update!

Dan

Napoleon · 28-Apr-2006, 21:49

Tenterhooks!

qui` · 28-Apr-2006, 21:50

It is a pain in the arse

I try to avoid is as often as i can, im not a big boy yet so i only really have to shave every few days. And even that pisses me off. And its getting worse :/

28-Apr-2006, 20:36	#1
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	Shaving, The Quest for Manhood I have come to stage in my life, (17 bit late maybe) where I, need to have a shave, to remove all of the bum fluff which is on my face. So I have asked mummy where the razor is and I shall hopefully be removing the bum fluff from my face. Day 1, 8:38, Pre-Shave I'll keep you updated Dan

28-Apr-2006, 20:39	#3
Sysagent OCD... OCD... OCD... OCD Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Toposphere Posts: 6,736	I don't know about having a shave... It looks like you needy a damn good haircut young sir! __________________ SysPix - A Photoblog

28-Apr-2006, 20:41	#5
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 12,694	Heh Marik you never fail to amuse me...long may you live dude.... and good luck with the shaving, I hated it which is why I grew a beard __________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

28-Apr-2006, 20:45	#7
aird Slowest Man in Rats Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 6,242	Heres the offical update; __________________ LastFMinator

28-Apr-2006, 20:47	#8
Lungboy Roboplegic Wrongcock Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,408	Use veet, saves fucking around with dangerous razors. __________________ http://www.lungboy.dsl.pipex.com/NPO.jpg

28-Apr-2006, 20:38	#2
mope built in bulletin board Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London Posts: 3,334	You NU77ER!

28-Apr-2006, 20:40	#4
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	that was my next plan of action, sunday evening don't you worry

28-Apr-2006, 20:44	#6
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	They are all bullying me in #trickery becuase i havn't shaved before aww Harry, you rock!

28-Apr-2006, 20:50	#10
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	such lies! he made it up

28-Apr-2006, 20:51	#12
Lungboy Roboplegic Wrongcock Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,408	Bud is piss. When you grow up you'll learn __________________ http://www.lungboy.dsl.pipex.com/NPO.jpg

28-Apr-2006, 20:52	#13
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	I'm a man! </squeeky voice>

28-Apr-2006, 20:54	#14
Harry Palmer Gun nut Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: War Zone Posts: 12,694	__________________ Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Reminder: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

28-Apr-2006, 20:55	#15
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 8,745	Marik, I have two cats I could lend you, I don't think they'd have a problem licking that bum fluff off __________________ http://apple.freebiejeebies.co.uk/330104 Labor Omnia Vincit

28-Apr-2006, 20:57	#16
GroovYF Octave Doctor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Halifax Posts: 20,247	You do realise, Marik... that as soon as you start shaving it will come back lots quicker.... it's a vicious circle! __________________ "Keep smiling, life is so short and tears are valuable water resources which we need to hang on to" - S I swear, I died inside that night... I contemplated an awful thing, I hate to admit the muse - blog ::: photoblog

28-Apr-2006, 21:00	#17
Spanks GTFOMI Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,317	marik, wizza in disguise? __________________ <Blokefish> my bro said there was this person at uni who told everyone to call him "T-Bag" and who wore girls clothes all the time and hit on the townies

28-Apr-2006, 21:07	#19
Onions it's still christmas Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 3,192	the first rule of shaving is, if you have any females in your house, keep your blades well hidden. this is crucial. __________________ nakedtrickerygirls.net "As much as onions is a giant ginger bag of mashed twats who doesn't technically constitute one whole human due to his massive lack of self esteem, bad face, and the fact he hails from scotland (the small s is intentional to indicate the insignificance of the place), he does make a valid point!"

28-Apr-2006, 21:13	#20
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	Update: Mum hasn't text back telling me where the razor is

28-Apr-2006, 21:14	#21
Neutron MILF Molester Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Up your mothers chuff Posts: 9,664	The ritual shave in the morning!

28-Apr-2006, 21:16	#22
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	she should be home any minuite, so shaving may commence

28-Apr-2006, 21:21	#23
T-Bag ditto Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leeds Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 11,854	sounds like you have some kind of household razor ? __________________ xbox live Last.fm

28-Apr-2006, 21:27	#24
ReichSteadyCrew Vagina Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sheffield Posts: 8,291	its for his moms beard __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death

28-Apr-2006, 21:28	#25
Neutron MILF Molester Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Up your mothers chuff Posts: 9,664	I hope you're not going to use your mums razor. That's just wrong

28-Apr-2006, 21:29	#26
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	Well I just found some morrisons disposable ones! So will probally use them, she is just leaving, so should be home soon

28-Apr-2006, 21:45	#27
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,972	Shaving is fucking gay. I can't grow quite enough to start a beard, but I'd much prefer too. __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

28-Apr-2006, 21:46	#28
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	Ok, mum is home, going to bathroom! Bbs with an update! Dan

28-Apr-2006, 21:49	#29
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,972	Tenterhooks! __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

28-Apr-2006, 21:50	#30
qui` HAI, I am NOT teh Iron Man! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aldgate, London Posts: 2,991	It is a pain in the arse I try to avoid is as often as i can, im not a big boy yet so i only really have to shave every few days. And even that pisses me off. And its getting worse :/ __________________ One day I am going to grow wings