Today I...

BBW · 22-Oct-2006, 22:53

... Try this, bit of phun..

Put a phrase together about yourself based on the info below....

Which month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Which day you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

What colour shirt are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 quid
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself

I had lunch with myself because I hate myself!

:/

Marik · 22-Oct-2006, 22:55

I yelled at an ipod becuase I hate myself.

DEV^S · 22-Oct-2006, 22:57

I yelled at my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

^^ marik = 28th Nov

Cruiser · 22-Oct-2006, 22:58

I murdered a Baseball bat because Im sexy and I do what I want

DEV^S · 22-Oct-2006, 22:59

thank god today i wasnt having one of those days where i wlda had to say "because I'm NOT a homosexual." - pinks a nice colour anyhow!

Marik · 22-Oct-2006, 23:00

nov 28th indeed hunny

night night

Heartwork · 22-Oct-2006, 23:05

I ran over chuck norris because i was high.

stepper · 22-Oct-2006, 23:09

I yelled at a ninja because thats how I roll

MZhukov · 22-Oct-2006, 23:09

Today I smoked chuck norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want

danred5 · 22-Oct-2006, 23:16

I danced with a gangster because that's how I roll.

Ruddles · 22-Oct-2006, 23:48

I dry humped my best friends' boyfriend because the voices told me to.

maRto · 22-Oct-2006, 23:49

today i served a guy with tourettes

wooly-back-jack · 22-Oct-2006, 23:50

Today I...yelled at your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Norphy · 22-Oct-2006, 23:50

I really, really, really don't want to say mine

May 31st, white

wooly-back-jack · 22-Oct-2006, 23:53

Tuco · 22-Oct-2006, 23:57

i choked on my neighbour because i hate myself

ReichSteadyCrew · 23-Oct-2006, 00:01

I smoked a fork because I can't control myself

[LF]Mont · 23-Oct-2006, 00:04

I choked on a Gangster cos thats how I roll........

I feel so hood!

D33 · 23-Oct-2006, 00:16

I loved a birdbath because that's how I roll.

o.O

Melly · 23-Oct-2006, 00:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norphy

I really, really, really don't want to say mine

May 31st, white

i yelled at a banana because i was drunk!

freekin A, so is me too cos i was f'ing wasted this morning

NWA · 23-Oct-2006, 00:35

I loved my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I do.

I swear I am not Kahuna in disguise.

Hollowman · 23-Oct-2006, 00:48

I choked on your mom cos thats how I roll

Hapless · 23-Oct-2006, 07:35

Whoa check out all the goths in their black shirts.

DJCarlos · 23-Oct-2006, 08:31

i smoked an ipod cos thats how i roll

MaNiC^ · 23-Oct-2006, 08:52

i loved a noodle because thats how i roll

Korizin · 23-Oct-2006, 08:56

I danced with my brother because I can't control myself.

That would be scarier if i had a brother.

aird · 23-Oct-2006, 09:10

I yelled at a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Poor little Mexican

Blunteh · 23-Oct-2006, 10:00

I kicked a homeless guy because I can't control myself.

Invictus · 23-Oct-2006, 10:20

I had lunch with my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want

hmmm a little boring!

Brocken · 23-Oct-2006, 10:24

I ran over a pickle because I can't control myself

Mine's lame ;(

This thread made me giggle though :p

22-Oct-2006, 22:53	#1
BBW I live in a caravan! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the woods... Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 11,040	Today I... ... Try this, bit of phun.. Put a phrase together about yourself based on the info below.... Which month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I smoked April--I dry humped May--I choked on June--I murdered July--I did the Macarena with August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Which day you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy What colour shirt are wearing: White----------because I'm cool like that Black-----------because that's how I roll. Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red------------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I hate myself. Purple---------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 quid Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja. None--------because I can't control myself I had lunch with myself because I hate myself! :/ __________________ "Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop." Xbox Live Profile :: Photoblog :: Flickr ::

22-Oct-2006, 22:57	#3
DEV^S see me lol Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Purley Posts: 5,397	I yelled at my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want. ^^ marik = 28th Nov __________________ Baby Nest - The Largest Baby Shop In The South East

22-Oct-2006, 22:58	#4
Cruiser troll Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 208	I murdered a Baseball bat because Im sexy and I do what I want __________________ scientology

22-Oct-2006, 22:59	#5
DEV^S see me lol Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Purley Posts: 5,397	thank god today i wasnt having one of those days where i wlda had to say "because I'm NOT a homosexual." - pinks a nice colour anyhow! __________________ Baby Nest - The Largest Baby Shop In The South East

22-Oct-2006, 23:05	#7
Heartwork Hamish McJewstein Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: guadalajara Posts: 26,927	I ran over chuck norris because i was high. __________________ Current Song of Win: Eminem - Superman

22-Oct-2006, 22:55	#2
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	I yelled at an ipod becuase I hate myself.

22-Oct-2006, 23:00	#6
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	nov 28th indeed hunny night night

22-Oct-2006, 23:09	#9
MZhukov I liek boobies Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Essex, England Posts: 1,491	Today I smoked chuck norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want __________________ 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...... Why does desire treat me so cruelly?

22-Oct-2006, 23:16	#10
danred5 "Pooing is awesome" Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A galaxy far, far away....Walsall Tournaments Won: 2 Posts: 7,495	I danced with a gangster because that's how I roll.

22-Oct-2006, 23:48	#11
Ruddles ( . y .) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 1,716	I dry humped my best friends' boyfriend because the voices told me to.

22-Oct-2006, 23:49	#12
maRto topicophiliac Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,000	today i served a guy with tourettes __________________ Yes my last visit was 17-Oct-2008

22-Oct-2006, 23:50	#13
wooly-back-jack Tactical Hider Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wigan Posts: 9,748	Today I...yelled at your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want __________________ my 90's house music youtube channel (slowly adding tracks ripped from vinyl when I can be arsed!) gaming YouTube

22-Oct-2006, 23:50	#14
Norphy Meh Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,652	I really, really, really don't want to say mine May 31st, white

22-Oct-2006, 23:53	#15
wooly-back-jack Tactical Hider Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wigan Posts: 9,748	__________________ my 90's house music youtube channel (slowly adding tracks ripped from vinyl when I can be arsed!) gaming YouTube

22-Oct-2006, 23:57	#16
Tuco ate ur chocolate squirrel Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,100	i choked on my neighbour because i hate myself __________________ .

23-Oct-2006, 00:01	#17
ReichSteadyCrew Vagina Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sheffield Posts: 8,291	I smoked a fork because I can't control myself __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death

23-Oct-2006, 00:04	#18
[LF]Mont Madmontaholic Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,352	I choked on a Gangster cos thats how I roll........ I feel so hood! __________________ http://www.madmont.com

23-Oct-2006, 00:16	#19
D33 teh fux? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Exeter, UK Posts: 9,386	I loved a birdbath because that's how I roll. o.O __________________ Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

23-Oct-2006, 00:48	#22
Hollowman flame fodder Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 111	I choked on your mom cos thats how I roll __________________ Is this thing on?? Hello??

23-Oct-2006, 07:35	#23
Hapless Prince of All Oafs Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sunny Solihull Posts: 4,060	Whoa check out all the goths in their black shirts. __________________ Championing the cause of Status Anxiety sufferers since 1969. Last edited by Hapless; 23-Oct-2006 at 07:39.

23-Oct-2006, 08:31	#24
DJCarlos pro poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 624	i smoked an ipod cos thats how i roll __________________ http://djcarlos.co.uk (new and improved) http://www.transmissionfm.com http://www.myclubbingspace.com http://i-rox.com " I dont know, only god knows where the story ends for me, but I know where the story begins. Its up to us to choose wether we win or lose, and I choose to win."

23-Oct-2006, 08:56	#26
Korizin topic of the pops Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,333	I danced with my brother because I can't control myself. That would be scarier if i had a brother.

23-Oct-2006, 09:10	#27
aird Slowest Man in Rats Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 6,242	I yelled at a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Poor little Mexican __________________ LastFMinator

23-Oct-2006, 10:00	#28
Blunteh Return of the Colander Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,949	I kicked a homeless guy because I can't control myself.

23-Oct-2006, 10:20	#29
Invictus troll Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 327	I had lunch with my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want hmmm a little boring! __________________ There are 2 Certanties in this world, 1. The universe is infinite and 2. Humanaty's Stupidity, and i am not sure about the former.

23-Oct-2006, 10:24	#30
Brocken Bit lost Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,266	I ran over a pickle because I can't control myself Mine's lame ;( This thread made me giggle though :p