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Flossie · 12-Jul-2004, 14:20

sounds a bit like hitting someone with a lump of Tofu though....

Lungboy · 15-Jul-2004, 14:10

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...d_testicles_dc

Inertiaman · 26-Jul-2004, 13:29

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...africa.soccer/

Blunteh · 31-Jul-2004, 13:09

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3938591.stm

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Hungry sheep on the Yorkshire moors have taught themselves to roll 8ft (3m) across hoof-proof metal cattle grids - and raid villagers' valley gardens.

Inertiaman · 31-Jul-2004, 13:16

Inertiaman · 03-Aug-2004, 12:25

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/3530648.stm

Inertiaman · 06-Aug-2004, 19:26

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3542570.stm

I think we've all done worse in scrabble.

Quote:

The 32-point score put him on the verge of victory, but the use of a slang term for lesbian threatened to take him off the air.

Inertiaman · 12-Aug-2004, 17:19

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...italy_hamsters

we shouldn't laugh.

Lungboy · 12-Aug-2004, 17:27

Charging him for causing damage to the windscreen is a class touch.

tinx · 13-Aug-2004, 14:53

http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp...p;nav=EyB0PmJZ

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Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.

Inertiaman · 16-Aug-2004, 16:23

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After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it must be surgically removed.

Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

/me spews

Q-Target · 16-Aug-2004, 16:29

The future of Gra

MALLET · 17-Aug-2004, 21:50

evolution of the coach potatoe in action

this ones a little old but worth it for the title

"Boy beats off angry bear "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3667399.stm

Beef~ · 17-Aug-2004, 21:58

Israel declared psychological war on hunger-striking Palestinian prisoners on Monday, saying it would barbecue meat outside their cells to try to break their spirit.

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/article....rticle_id=7415

Two Thai prisoners escape as guards watch Olympics Thai gold

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...t_040817115415

Beef~ · 18-Aug-2004, 16:11

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...8/ixworld.html

Inertiaman · 24-Aug-2004, 14:44

This is on todays fark - I just had to lift it.

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0408/0824pubes.html

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Those with mountain delta type minge, where the pattern of the mop resembles the mouth of a river, are said to be hyper-infidels.

Make sure that you get a good long look at the goods before you take just any old girl home lads.

Inertiaman · 06-Sep-2004, 10:48

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...p?story=558611

Good work utterly insane monarch fella!

Inertiaman · 06-Sep-2004, 16:42

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09...ossbow_attack/

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The make of the heroic mobile phone is not noted.

Inertiaman · 09-Sep-2004, 12:57

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004420339,00.html

[following link contains naked lovely ladies, not work safe - Nor]

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004420157,00.jpg

Wabs!

DizMatt · 09-Sep-2004, 16:19

this is pure comedy reading

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Jumon says that the frisky types with elongated pubic hairstyles are not the only types of mound mustaches that require some consideration. Those with mountain delta type minge, where the pattern of the mop resembles the mouth of a river, are said to be hyper-infidels.

Inertiaman · 12-Sep-2004, 09:58

Oh this is a good game. Anyone going to grow the nads to talk about this?

Sonic Samurai · 12-Sep-2004, 10:55

i used to know a guy (through a very weird mate) that tied weights to his scrote to elongate the slack skin there. after a few years of this he took to winding a length of leather around it, to firm it up ... which he then proceeded to use for "double entry" on his girlfriend.

Fucking weird.

Q-Target · 12-Sep-2004, 11:15

a bit of anal accountancy

Hotel2Tango · 12-Sep-2004, 12:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Samurai

i used to know a guy (through a very weird mate) that tied weights to his scrote to elongate the slack skin there. after a few years of this he took to winding a length of leather around it, to firm it up ... which he then proceeded to use for "double entry" on his girlfriend.

****ing weird.

but tiny pictures of breasts are wrong....

Inertiaman · 12-Sep-2004, 21:05

Yeah god forbid that amongst all the homosexual insults, talk of cocks, pricks, cunts, wanking, anal, reaming, bondage, scat, sexist jokes, insults, discussion of taking class A drugs, admissions of law-breaking, threads about the consistency of shit and lists of celebrities and other publically known people who trickery users think should be murdered, someone might inadvertently see a pair of boobs.

Frankly it's stupidity, overreaction and usage of double standards on a level worthy of the fall out after Janet Jacksons superbowl performance - yet it's worthy of discussion, discussion which I (quite reasonably I think) tried to foster before Norfolk got all Fahrenheit 404 on the posts relating to it. Not just mine might I add - but other discussion from others which alluded to points in mine. He claims it was because the debate wasn't going anywhere. Not entirely sure how he drew that conclusion after deleting it only a few hours after the first comment on the matter was posted.

I never mind being moderated - it's being treated like a bloody idiot that gets my back up.

Nor · 12-Sep-2004, 23:39

Create a new thread Inertia and we can debate the rules.

Sonic Samurai · 12-Sep-2004, 23:39

well, tbh, people can recognise the images contained within a picture from a distance. people won't be reading the text on your screen though. Had a very embarrassing incident of late when a mate sent me some ascii images, including PORN, which he didn't warn me about.

"change font to 12"
"embolden"
"you'll go blind looking at stuff like that, Kris"
"... oh, fuck."

Hotel2Tango · 13-Sep-2004, 00:45

Does your IT department scan internet access to see if people are accessing stuff they shouldnt? Wouldnt some of the words used here get picked up on? Some of the stuff here could easily be argued to be racist or homophobic or something.

Sonic Samurai · 13-Sep-2004, 00:52

i suspect they do and stand prepared to argue my case, if and when they do pull me up on it.

Inertiaman · 13-Sep-2004, 01:04

Despite your centre of the universeness it's not really your liability/responsibility under debate. You choose what you look at at work, it's not up to anyone else to decide that for you. I'm disputing the content, conduct and direction of this site generally.

12-Jul-2004, 14:20	#61
Flossie topicophiliac Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A green grassy field Posts: 2,156	sounds a bit like hitting someone with a lump of Tofu though.... __________________ Cuius testiculos habes, habaes cardia et cerbellum --img cute-- must be smaller than 500w x 100h x 50,000b --img cute--

15-Jul-2004, 14:10	#62
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12-Aug-2004, 17:27	#69
Lungboy Roboplegic Wrongcock Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 15,800	Charging him for causing damage to the windscreen is a class touch. __________________ Please use my link for ordering Giffgaff simcards!

16-Aug-2004, 16:29	#72
Q-Target AKA QuebecTango Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Not Brighton Posts: 36,946	The future of Gra __________________ twitter Hulk Rants BIBL: Spoof supermarket Mockeree: Satirical images Facebook Animangles Page

12-Sep-2004, 11:15	#83
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17-Aug-2004, 21:50	#73
MALLET to post or not to post Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: right behind u Posts: 3,521	evolution of the coach potatoe in action this ones a little old but worth it for the title "Boy beats off angry bear " http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3667399.stm

17-Aug-2004, 21:58	#74
Beef~ res ipsa loquitur Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: on the left Posts: 4,823	Israel declared psychological war on hunger-striking Palestinian prisoners on Monday, saying it would barbecue meat outside their cells to try to break their spirit. http://www.dailystar.com.lb/article....rticle_id=7415 Two Thai prisoners escape as guards watch Olympics Thai gold http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...t_040817115415

18-Aug-2004, 16:11	#75
Beef~ res ipsa loquitur Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: on the left Posts: 4,823	http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...8/ixworld.html

12-Sep-2004, 10:55	#82
Sonic Samurai free bandwidth? Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,967	i used to know a guy (through a very weird mate) that tied weights to his scrote to elongate the slack skin there. after a few years of this he took to winding a length of leather around it, to firm it up ... which he then proceeded to use for "double entry" on his girlfriend. Fucking weird.

12-Sep-2004, 23:39	#86
Nor post haste Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,327	Create a new thread Inertia and we can debate the rules. __________________ www.forzamotorsport3.co.uk

13-Sep-2004, 00:45	#88
Hotel2Tango my post count gets me dates Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,056	Does your IT department scan internet access to see if people are accessing stuff they shouldnt? Wouldnt some of the words used here get picked up on? Some of the stuff here could easily be argued to be racist or homophobic or something. __________________ Dismantle Mars! Keep it Peel. Hotel2Tango, [o]Weaver, Jome Finky [o]Kryptic Korps, #[o]Korps

13-Sep-2004, 00:52	#89
Sonic Samurai free bandwidth? Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,967	i suspect they do and stand prepared to argue my case, if and when they do pull me up on it.