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Old 11-Feb-2018, 21:46   #2521
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Took the kids to see The Greatest Showman today, 8/10. Hour and a half of musical nonsense, but decent none the less if you like that sort of thing.
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Den Of Thieves - Was expecting very large men, with very large guns, speaking with very gruff voices and acting very manly. Absolutely was not disappointed. If youre expecting anything much deeper it will let you down. Very very good heist movie that was fairly unrelenting in its tension and with some of the best shootouts Ive seen in cinema. Let down by a few irrelevant side plots that are never really fleshed out enough to feel important or worth the time. Also had a very divisive ending that me and one mate liked and 2 other mates didnt.

I always think you can gauge a movie in the cinema by how much it grabs the audience. In this one, nobody moved at all. Nobody rustled, nobody whispered to the person next to them and nobody got their phone out at any point. Seriously good film! 8/10
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Coco - typical Pixar: superb visuals, lots of heart, good story. Well worth a watch. Though maybe not if you hate Mexicans.
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Black Panther - 5/10 ok ish about on par with thor 2 I'd say
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Killing Gunther - 7/10 - IMDB can fuck off (as usual), it was another good brain out film; funny,clever in parts, with a few in-jokes for Arnie fans*



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Early Man. Love Aardman stuff, but this was really disappointing. 5/10.
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Finally got round to watching Jason Bourne. It was decent enough I suppose, but not a patch on the original trilogy. The plot felt a bit lacking/rushed, and I'm peeved that
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Assassin's Creed - 1/10 - Would have been 0/10 but for the fact that at least the cameraman knew which way round to hold the camera.

Inferno - 0/10 - Unbelievably shite.
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Black Panther - 5/10 ok ish about on par with thor 2 I'd say
Id even go with a lower score than that. Based on the social media comments about it, I'd say that makes us racist now.

Black Panther - SO. FUCKING. BORING. Its a superhero film where the superhero barely gets to be a superhero at all. Theres also quite a bit of moralising about how bad white people are (one white guy is told to shut up by simply calling him "coloniser"). I think the director/producers saw early on the buzz about this being a "black" movie and decided to play heavily off that but the narrative doesnt match the actual plot of the film, not to mention that despite being an MCU movie, it doesnt seem to tie into the MCU at all, except that it follows on from Civil War. I gave it 4/10 after watching it but in retrospect I think Im going to drop it even further than that. I did say that I thought Ant Man was a worse Marvel film at the time but at least he got to be a superhero. 3/10

Brawl in Cell Block 99 - Vince Vaughan is brilliant. He's proven that he can do a serious dramatic role. Unfortunately he's the only redeemable part of the film. Some of the character portrayals outside of Vaughan are outright laughable (Including a prison warden and prison guards who are literally protrayed as if they were members of the SS, not just in terms of attitude but also in terms of clothing). The "violence" that I was warned is hard to stomach is LAUGHABLY fucking bad, including one scene where he crushes a mans very clearly fake skull and a perfectly white piece of jawbone comes out of the face, unsullied by blood or skin. I did want to like it, but..... well, just no. 3/10
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You gave Den of Thieves 8/10, forgive me if I take your opinions of those two films with a large pinch of salt.
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Darkest Hour - Britain, fuck yeah! Oldman is superb, as is the rest of the cast. Fictionalised in places but that's Hollywood for you.

Black Panther - was all right, not quite getting the hype over it, wouldn't go as far as Minty though. Andy Serkis is enjoyably over the top in his bits.
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It does seem to be very divisive. I know about 6 people irl who hated it, 2 who think it was very good and 1 who thinks it's the best marvel movie so far.
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The Foreigner - Felt like it had been filmed using the same kit that they film Eastenders with. Wasn't actually that bad, very by the numbers though. 5.5/10
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Pointless Remake on the Orient Express - 0/10 - and a fucking solid zero at that. Absolutely nothing to recommend it, and everyone knows who did it. Not one decent acting performance amongst the lot of 'em. I think Brannagh just fancied a skiing holiday, and invited a bunch of acting mates and a camera crew.

Rewatched Batman Vs Superman because Alison hasn't seen it, and I've got Justice League to watch - I'd still give it a solid 7.5/10 if it wasn't for that cunt Eisenberg. I don't care if he blames bad editing, that wouldn't change the fact that he's an annoying cunt who isn't nearly as good an actor as he thinks he is. I don't know why people complained that the film was too dark. Do they want to go back to the Christoper Reeve movies? I'd have gone even darker.
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Justice League - Awful! CGI was terrible, especially the opening scene with Henry Cavills lip, was laughable



Story was dull, Fight scenes were a bit boring, crap.
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Force Awakens - not really scoring it, because the SW universe isn't something I'm particularly enamoured with, so any rating from me would be coloured by that.

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Red Sparrow - This movie contains multiple uses of the words "fuck" and "cunt, full frontal male nudity, nearly full frontal female nudity, blood, gore, torture, executions and so on. AND ITS RATED 15. Im no puritan but there were some people far too young to be seeing shit like that in the cinema.

Its OK. Theres nothing particularly special about it, nor is it too boring to not be worth a watch. I wouldnt particularly recommend bothering at the cinema though, wait for a DVD/bluray/digital release and watch at home. The plot twists signpost themselves several minutes before they are revealed meaning the actual revelation is very run of the mill. Jennifer Lawrence is hot as fuck but completely useless as an actress. 5/10
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Useless as an actress? Her numerous nominations and awards would suggest otherwise. I haven’t seen RS nor have any intention of doing so, but pretty much every critical review so far have said she’s the only good thing about it.
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Tomb Raider - didn't expect much. Good job really. Despite a pretty damned impressive cast, the acting is pretty terrible, the script is awful and the premise is preposterous. The plus side is that the action set pieces are quite well done, but theyre usually so clichéd that you're quite glad when they end. Clearly setting up for a franchise and they have a potential base to build on. It's worth seeing at the cinema just for the action, otherwise I really wouldn't bother. 4/10
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Well, Pacific Rim AND Ready Player One for Thursday! Also, Ive seen some great films I really wouldnt have seen otherwise. Kong: Skull Island springs to mind immediately.

And its on a rolling monthly payment now. Not cancelling, I love it!
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Kong's ace but so is Ant Man.
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Force Awakens - not really scoring it, because the SW universe isn't something I'm particularly enamoured with, so any rating from me would be coloured by that.

However: Daisy Ridley. DAMN!
Bit late to the party aren't you?

Yep - she rocks.

Though Rogue One is way above Force Awakens I think.
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Passengers - meh - 3/10

JL is her usual hot self and CP does well but the whole film is based around a set of scenarios that just wouldn't happen. A ship that advanced - a ship loaded to the gills with all kinds of tech, and yet it can't see a fucking asteroid field..... or steer round it. And nobody thought about the what ifs... safety protocols that are a joke (and mostly non existent).

And don't get me started on the end...

Fail everywhere tbh
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