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Old 02-Apr-2004, 14:25   #1
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Bloody hell, Blurr! That was quick!

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A Wonkey

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?

A Winkey-Wonkey

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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What do you call two deer with no eyes and no legs getting 'frisky'?

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the greatest joke ever, and an irc quote classic

<canadain> whats the difference between neal armstrong and michael jackson?
<canadain> neal armstrong was the first man on the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys in the ass
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the greatest joke ever, and an irc quote classic

<canadain> whats the difference between neal armstrong and michael jackson?
<canadain> neal armstrong was the first man on the moon and michael jackson ****s little boys in the ass
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i want to refrain from my rude mathhew kelly jokes so heres a diff 1

man walks into a bar (ouch jus jokin ) and thers a piece of steak on top of a pole. the barmen says to the man ill giv u a free pint if u can get the steak down.

so the man tries and fails. he then turns to the barmen and says i cant get it down the steaks are too high

this is for poor jokes lol
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damnit I was going to post that one
Feel free to post it without the four miles of space
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into the bar and the barman says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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im the worst ever at remembering good jokes so the chances of me remembering a poor one are very, very slim indeed
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how do u get all indians into a telephone box.
say thers a call for patel

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