Amusing News - Page 445

EvilGrin · 22-Dec-2017, 10:03

Donald Trump to build wall (in Ireland) around his golf course. Cites global warming and sea level rise as justification.

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-tr...laims-11180240

Inertiaman · 26-Dec-2017, 15:41

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42483135

lol.

Scrobbs · 26-Dec-2017, 16:32

The FO said in a statement earlier today, "Meh."

CaptainTrips · 28-Dec-2017, 16:20

WHO to recognize gaming disorder as mental health condition in 2018

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/12/27/he...who/index.html

Big Bopper · 29-Dec-2017, 00:14

Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind*man

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-...98/?ito=social

[n00b]Zippy · 29-Dec-2017, 01:09

Classy!

cunning-stunt · 01-Jan-2018, 07:51

Prince Philip at it again.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...rded-bystander

Ferg · 01-Jan-2018, 15:30

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-42533927

EvilGrin · 02-Jan-2018, 17:30

Shadow minister's tour of rail fare protests derailed by broken train.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...y-broken-train

EvilGrin · 03-Jan-2018, 11:11

Labour released a train enthusiast playlist on Spotify

https://open.spotify.com/user/vjaip4...1f4RIP7YjmdZCC

cunning-stunt · 03-Jan-2018, 12:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilGrin

Labour released a train enthusiast playlist on Spotify

https://open.spotify.com/user/vjaip4...1f4RIP7YjmdZCC

That's a pretty good playlist.

cunning-stunt · 03-Jan-2018, 18:08

Residents want street name changed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018...g-street-name/

The Big Kahuna · 03-Jan-2018, 18:48

An old client lived on Butthole Lane in Shepshed. They need to get a sense of perspective.

[n00b]Zippy · 03-Jan-2018, 20:53

I want to live on Funbag Drive!

Inertiaman · 04-Jan-2018, 10:33

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-42561815

What do you mean "you people"?!

CaptainTrips · 09-Jan-2018, 20:07

Naked Bristol father-of-nine who masturbated in park for over an hour is jailed

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/br...rbated-1033461

[n00b]Zippy · 09-Jan-2018, 22:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainTrips

Naked Bristol father-of-nine who masturbated in park for over an hour is jailed

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/br...rbated-1033461

Quote:

And an office worker watched in horror as he performed a solo sexual act for more than an hour.

Just to make sure?

Ferg · 10-Jan-2018, 11:29

Quote:

he removed all of his clothes and took with him a plastic sheet, a porn magazine, petroleum jelly, a butt plug, rubber rings and tissues.

Bit of a random set of items. Most curious about the plastic sheet.

Ned · 10-Jan-2018, 12:02

Perhaps she didn't want a 10th kid

EvilGrin · 10-Jan-2018, 14:04

Canada’s famous ice hotel forced to close after catching fire

http://dailyhive.com/montreal/canada...el-fire-quebec

Lungboy · 11-Jan-2018, 18:04

Pointed and weighty.

[n00b]Zippy · 11-Jan-2018, 18:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lungboy

Pointed and weighty.

Ecky-thump!

cunning-stunt · 11-Jan-2018, 18:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by [n00b]Zippy

Ecky-thump!

popej · 13-Jan-2018, 20:30

Not sure this is the right place for this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42677604

:p

Scrobbs · 13-Jan-2018, 20:56

That's a bit fucking damaging!

Inertiaman · 17-Jan-2018, 15:31

http://uk.businessinsider.com/hawaii...iticism-2018-1

Let's all take turns!

CaptainTrips · 18-Jan-2018, 19:16

Montreal man fools police with fake car made of snow

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mon...r-made-of-snow

cunning-stunt · 26-Jan-2018, 07:15

Riots in France over Nutella!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42826028

Inertiaman · 29-Jan-2018, 11:04

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/28/teache...s-bed-7267614/

Taking the rough with the smooth that chap.

Inertiaman · 31-Jan-2018, 15:09

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/monopo...-for-cheaters/

22-Dec-2017, 10:03	#13321
EvilGrin my other forum is full Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lancs, UK. Posts: 8,194	Donald Trump to build wall (in Ireland) around his golf course. Cites global warming and sea level rise as justification. https://news.sky.com/story/donald-tr...laims-11180240 __________________ Edugeek - Techies in Education!

26-Dec-2017, 16:32	#13323
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 16,586	The FO said in a statement earlier today, "Meh." __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

29-Dec-2017, 00:14	#13325
Big Bopper WTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bourne, Lincs, UK Posts: 1,658	Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind*man http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-...98/?ito=social __________________ I'm not smiling because your joke was funny... I'm smiling because I know you'll be dead someday. Photoblog : : Flickr : : Facebook : : Servage Hosting Referrer Link

29-Dec-2017, 01:09	#13326
[n00b]Zippy Waterborne Trailer-Trash Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Shropshire Union Canal Posts: 13,064	Classy! __________________ And now we rise and we are everywhere

02-Jan-2018, 17:30	#13329
EvilGrin my other forum is full Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lancs, UK. Posts: 8,194	Shadow minister's tour of rail fare protests derailed by broken train. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...y-broken-train __________________ Edugeek - Techies in Education!

28-Dec-2017, 16:20	#13324
CaptainTrips topicophiliac Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wormwood Scrubs Posts: 2,143	WHO to recognize gaming disorder as mental health condition in 2018 http://edition.cnn.com/2017/12/27/he...who/index.html

01-Jan-2018, 07:51	#13327
cunning-stunt Falling to bits. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,197	Prince Philip at it again. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...rded-bystander

01-Jan-2018, 15:30	#13328
Ferg Default Title Here Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,059	http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-42533927

03-Jan-2018, 11:11	#13330
EvilGrin my other forum is full Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lancs, UK. Posts: 8,194	Labour released a train enthusiast playlist on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/user/vjaip4...1f4RIP7YjmdZCC __________________ Edugeek - Techies in Education!

03-Jan-2018, 18:08	#13332
cunning-stunt Falling to bits. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,197	Residents want street name changed. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018...g-street-name/

03-Jan-2018, 18:48	#13333
The Big Kahuna **** off Lester Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Chesterfield Posts: 18,609	An old client lived on Butthole Lane in Shepshed. They need to get a sense of perspective. __________________ If a Les Paul falls out of a tree in the forest, and nobody is there to hear it, does it still sound overpriced?

03-Jan-2018, 20:53	#13334
[n00b]Zippy Waterborne Trailer-Trash Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Shropshire Union Canal Posts: 13,064	I want to live on Funbag Drive! __________________ And now we rise and we are everywhere

09-Jan-2018, 20:07	#13336
CaptainTrips topicophiliac Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wormwood Scrubs Posts: 2,143	Naked Bristol father-of-nine who masturbated in park for over an hour is jailed http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/br...rbated-1033461

10-Jan-2018, 12:02	#13339
Ned each time i post god kills a kitten Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brighton Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 4,485	Perhaps she didn't want a 10th kid __________________ Geckos \| Reptile Vets

10-Jan-2018, 14:04	#13340
EvilGrin my other forum is full Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lancs, UK. Posts: 8,194	Canada’s famous ice hotel forced to close after catching fire http://dailyhive.com/montreal/canada...el-fire-quebec __________________ Edugeek - Techies in Education!

11-Jan-2018, 18:04	#13341
Lungboy Roboplegic Wrongcock Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 15,802	Pointed and weighty. __________________ Please use my link for ordering Giffgaff simcards!

13-Jan-2018, 20:30	#13344
popej topicophiliac Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: manchester, UK Posts: 2,110	Not sure this is the right place for this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42677604 :p __________________ "I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... [contemptuous laugh] Titans on fire off the shoulder of YZ-LQL. I watched tachyons (tech 2) glitter in the dark near the NOL-M9 Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."

13-Jan-2018, 20:56	#13345
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 16,586	That's a bit fucking damaging! __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

18-Jan-2018, 19:16	#13347
CaptainTrips topicophiliac Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wormwood Scrubs Posts: 2,143	Montreal man fools police with fake car made of snow http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mon...r-made-of-snow

26-Jan-2018, 07:15	#13348
cunning-stunt Falling to bits. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,197	Riots in France over Nutella! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42826028