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Old 12-Mar-2010, 09:25   #8821
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twats who sit in the middle lane of an empty motorway at 3 am
twats who decide to change from lane 3 to the exit across all 3 lanes of a motorway
fucking nobs who slow down to 40 mph in a 50mph limit on a motorway with lane restrictions to protect the workforce when there is no FUCKING workforce for 10 fucking miles either way
MOTORWAYS in general and all the fucking idiots that use them incorrectly.




wow thats better
this thread of perpetual rant is good
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fair enough!! pisses you off doesn't it
I was on the A1 last night about 11pm....loads of cones, 50mph speed limit etc..

THEN I SAW SOME MEN... WORKING!

I nearly crashed into them in shock!
fortunately it would have only been at about 52mph... so I can see why the speed limit is there
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Old 12-Mar-2010, 10:51   #8822
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Just spent 45minutes trying to get Lady Gaga tickets for the girlfriend and two of her friends which were released at 9am.

All sold out.
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Old 12-Mar-2010, 11:30   #8823
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just broken up with my girlfriend of 4 and a half years. not sure if i've just made a massive, massive mistake or not
and again. getting back together was wrong, but it still hurts like hell
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Just spent 45minutes trying to get Lady Gaga tickets for the girlfriend and two of her friends which were released at 9am.

All sold out.
If you are prepared to pay £200 a ticket. I can't recommend the Hot Band Package available through her site enough (they WILL be available). Pre-event hospitality in the form of free bar and food for 2 hours prior, followed by early entry and a guaranteed stage front position. Oh and you get some Lady Gaga designer earphones that retail for around £80 but which no fucker actually wants. Ours are sat here in their cellophane still awaiting potential eBayage. The downside to this deal is the 5 solid hours of standing while being pushed against the barrier by teenage spastics. Apart from that, worth every penny. Oh and you get a crappy star-shaped laminate and lanyard which have no purpose whatsoever.

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Old 12-Mar-2010, 12:01   #8825
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Dogma, keep trying every morning for the next 3 days. Some will come back on when debit card transactions fail overnight.
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Old 12-Mar-2010, 12:03   #8826
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If you are prepared to pay £200 a ticket. I can't recommend the Hot Band Package available through her site enough (they WILL be available). Pre-event hospitality in the form of free bar and food for 2 hours prior, followed by early entry and a guaranteed stage front position. Oh and you get some Lady Gaga designer earphones that retail for around £80 but which no fucker actually wants. Ours are sat here in their cellophane still awaiting potential eBayage. The downside to this deal is the 5 solid hours of standing while being pushed against the barrier by teenage spastics. Apart from that, worth every penny. Oh and you get a crappy star-shaped laminate and lanyard which have no purpose whatsoever.

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I just randomly went to try Ticketmaster again, and by luck they seem to have put up another date for Monday 31st May (which the girlfriend didnít know about), so Iíve gone and booked them instead.

Went straight through first time without any trouble.

But whyís this in the rant thread I hear you ask? The fucking £6 booking charge they put on every ticket, even though Iíve booked three tickets in one sitting, and theyíll no doubt be sent out in one envelope, with one fucking post mark.
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...twats who decide to change from lane 3 to the exit across all 3 lanes of a motorway
you are aware that this is the only way, from the outside lane, to get to the exit unless you have dukes of hazard style skills?
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and again. getting back together was wrong, but it still hurts like hell
easily done mate but sounds like in the long run, this is the best thing unless things change in each of your lives
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Old 12-Mar-2010, 23:47   #8830
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just broken up with my girlfriend of 4 and a half years. not sure if i've just made a massive, massive mistake or not
My advice is try for someone slightly older next time...
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Old 13-Mar-2010, 00:36   #8831
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and again. getting back together was wrong, but it still hurts like hell
Think of the money you'll save now, surely that's got to cheer up a Scottish Jew?
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Old 14-Mar-2010, 13:53   #8833
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Some little c*nt thought it would be funny to jump up and down on my shiny car. Police have been and a very nice lady came to take all the foot prints off my car and two others.
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Some little c*nt thought it would be funny to jump up and down on my shiny car. Police have been and a very nice lady came to take all the foot prints off my car and two others.
Bend over backwards and be prepared for fuck all to be done because the police force at most is bullshit, after several dealings with the police i've learned that you can go steal £90 of stock from a shop, pull an offensive weapon on the staff members and get a 4 month conditional discharge.
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to be fair, a drunken yob at 3am say, unseen by everyone as they run over cars, you expect cops to magic a conviction? that ginger csi cunt based in the states is fictional you know
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Stipud fuckers that get to a checkout in the shop over the road from me and halfway through the shop assistant scanning the items the customer saying "Sorry, I've forgotten something."
They then spend the next few minutes going up and down each aisle before finally coming back with 3 times the amount of stuff they originally had crammed into the shopping basket and a fuck off big queue built up waiting to be served.

DON'T GO TO THE FUCKING TILL IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED DUMBFUCK.

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He said they had picked someone up. But i think its more likely they picked a few drunk kids up and there going to see if its one of them. The bloke next door came out after the police came and said him and his daughter seen one of the three doing it. Lucky for me its a company car. So am not too fussed.
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best be careful around all that pyrex then, what are you inventing this week?
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im trying to invent the perfect pot noodle.

alas on nights no time for inventing, im on me own so i gotta run all the blood tests from all the drunk ppl in a&e.
If any of you ppl are in the north west kent area, for the love of god dont have an accident.
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Well stop spitting peas at them and drop the fuckers. I still can't work out how a full-auto para into a crowd of 4 or 5 people doesn't drop a single one of them but as soon as one of them feels the tickle of the bullets battering their seemingly impenetrable combat fatigues, they can spin on a heel, put the kettle on, have a cup of tea and a nicely cooked boiled egg, then check their twitter feed and post an amusing link to something the rest of the clued-up internet saw three weeks ago, then read their horoscope and laugh at how accurate it is before realising they are reading the wrong one and laugh all over again, then glance at you as one glances at an insect on the periphery of their field of vision that is within swatting distance but not quite worth the effort of doing so just yet. Then they might take the time to press Q to draw the attention of everyone around them to the annoying insect they have just seen, then organise a drawing of straws as to who will go about the swatting of said insect, then someone points out they have no straws, so someone has to go to the local Morrisons to get some and has the presence of mind to get some household scissors too while they are there with which to cut the straws, on the way back he may get waylaid by a pensioner who needs help mowing her lawn, and she'll give him a few quid for his trouble, on his return it turns out that someone did have some straws afterall but they thought it wouldn't be fair to go ahead without him so they waited. They draw straws and the guy who spotted you in the first place wins, he picks up a potato and loads his spud gun and nonchalantly points it in your general direction and fires it. The moist chunk of potato comes at you faster than you can possibly imagine and makes impact just below your left eye, it punches through your skin and makes impact with your cheekbone, deflects slightly and angles upwards, tearing through your bone leaving nothing but splinters and chewed flesh in its path once inside your skull it continues its upward path unhindered by pesky bone and drives on through your medula oblongata and childhood memories before making a break for daylight through the top of your skull emerging like Willy Wonka and Charlie from the roof of the chocolate factory in that glass elevator, behind them a trail of blood, bone splinters and grey matter that was once the vague recollections of GCSE French. Your lifeless body drops to the ground. A few seconds pass and a medic appears from nowhere and zaps you back to life. The guy with the spud gun puts the kettle on.
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