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Enema of the people
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![]() It should be pointed out that this is Niq's "stage age". His true age is unknown, but it's understood that he had a fun three-way with Queen Victoria and her Ghillie one cold night at Balmoral.
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Falling to bits.
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Nice try Niq, 50
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Waterborne Trailer-Trash
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Happy birthday!
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Falling to bits.
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Do you reset your age to 49 every year?
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Yea, theres a mod for that
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Dont look a day over 70 pal, hb
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Fish Schnapps
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Crikey, old bastard. Enjoy!
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Gun nut
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Happy Birthday Niq
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Younger than Ethel
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I have to stay younger than Eth somehow
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i fear no midget
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is this a dead pool thread?
happies you grumpy ol'man |
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karma killer
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HBTBK
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T'reet Fetler!
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Happy birthday Niq you old fucker
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I love lamp
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Happy birthday!!!!!
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Monkeh Feel0r
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Happy Birthday Nick with a Q
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posts for a living
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Happies
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Appy Burfday.
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my post count gets me dates
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Well done for getting there before me.
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Younger than Ethel
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Where's "there"?
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Enema of the people
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Glad to see you weren't rendered blind by "special gin". That extra 50p-a-glass stuff is a kicker.
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"A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other." Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules" "Every man and woman should play the noblest games and be of another mind from what they are at present." Plato |
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my other post is a smiley
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I know i'm late but HB anyway TBK
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lock my threads
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Belated Happies!
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Sunnyvale Supervisor
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Are you the first to hit 50 here? Or was it Zip?
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Enema of the people
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Oh. fuck no. You're in the realm of the gaming ancients here.
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Falling to bits.
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Younger than Ethel
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Dude, I hit 50 five years ago
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Sunnyvale Supervisor
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*checks first post date*
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FO! Eja, Eth and TBK are way older bastards than me!
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Quote:
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Falling to bits.
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Sunnyvale Supervisor
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Ahaha, I knew I'd get some kind of reaction
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