The daily hankerings thread

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 11:55

As Marjorie Dawes (Fat Fighters, Little Britain) once said: "CRAVINGS!!! Cravings cravings cravings! ...Not John Cravings, off of Newsround, not him. I mean food cravings."

We all get them and I thought I'd make a thread so you can post what you're hankering after every day so we can all go "Oooh yeah... That'd go down a treat... Nyum nyum nyum." Or ridicule you for it. Either way let the cravings thread begin.

Today I'm mostly hankering after custard creams.

Not had any for ages.

Q-Target · 12-May-2005, 11:57

Q-Target sets mode: +ridicule on Fingerz

GroovYF · 12-May-2005, 11:59

Nothing wrong with Custard Creams!

Current craving is for Garibaldis

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 12:00

Fingerz sets mode: +IRC_nerd on Q-Target

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 12:01

Im having a bad one for a Filet O' Fish! Also, you know the Egg and Bacon sandwiches you get from Tesco's and Petrol Stations... those, I want those. All of those.

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 12:04

Really? I love bacon and egg sarnies but those things are a travesty. Gotta be home made.

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 12:08

No way. Mass produced egg+mayonaise is flipping B-E-A-YoooTiful

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 12:09

Come round mine. I'll show you how to make a

sandwich.

cuthbert · 12-May-2005, 12:13

home-made spaghetti bolognese

'rents are on holiday so wont be getting it for at least a week ffs

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 12:15

You know what I mean though right? Not fried egg. Its hard boiled and mashed up with mayonaise. Used to work in a bakery (bit like Greggs, but in Yorkshire... called Thomas The Bakers, dont know if they had em in Bradford) and I made the best egg and bacon baguettes, but they dont hold a light to the Tesco's ones. Off McDonalds now though, always seem to do this

Heartwork · 12-May-2005, 12:16

I actually can't eat mcdonalds food anymore, it makes me feel unbelievably sick. never used to do that, i'm guessing they've changed some ingredient or other.
However someone on the train opposite me last night had a whopper (from burger king, you perverts), and i'd kill for one of those right now.

GroovYF · 12-May-2005, 12:18

Sweets-wise I could murder some Tootie Frooties. Do they still make them, or have they been pulled due to the billion and one E numbers they contain(ed)

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 12:31

Thanks for that round of patronisation Jim. Yes. I know what egg mayo is, ta. I make quite good egg mayo, if I do say so myself.

Indulged my Whopper craving the other day. Although I had to go through the same palava that I always get...

"A Whopper with bacon and cheese please."

She turns round and looks blankly at the pictures on the menu above the tills.

"An XL bacon double cheese yeah?"

"No. A whopper plus bacon and cheese"

She looks even more blank than before. I stare at her hat that says "YOU'RE THE BOSS" in big letters and mutter "FFS" to myself. She goes to the kitchen and comes back. Finally she keys in the order.

Blunteh · 12-May-2005, 12:40

totally agree Jim - Tescos bacon and egg sarnies are teh win. Recently got addicted to Tescos southern fried chicken wraps (basically a cold KFC twister) mmm mmmm

I work right next to a Cosco so I'm currently chowing down on a slice of peperoni pizza and a rack of baby back ribs

Q-Target · 12-May-2005, 13:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by fingerz

Thanks for that round of patronisation Jim. Yes. I know what egg mayo is, ta. I make quite good egg mayo, if I do say so myself.

Indulged my Whopper craving the other day. Although I had to go through the same palava that I always get...

"A Whopper with bacon and cheese please."

She turns round and looks blankly at the pictures on the menu above the tills.

"An XL bacon double cheese yeah?"

"No. A whopper plus bacon and cheese"

She looks even more blank than before. I stare at her hat that says "YOU'RE THE BOSS" in big letters and mutter "FFS" to myself. She goes to the kitchen and comes back. Finally she keys in the order.

Clearly you should be wearing your "YOU'RE A TARD" baseball cap then

Goody · 12-May-2005, 13:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heartwork

I actually can't eat mcdonalds food anymore, it makes me feel unbelievably sick. never used to do that, i'm guessing they've changed some ingredient or other.
However someone on the train opposite me last night had a whopper (from burger king, you perverts), and i'd kill for one of those right now.

Same here i think its cause ive been eating pretty healthily and now i just cant stomach it.

I want roast beef monster munch

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 13:08

I went to McDonalds, got to the Drive-thru window... and completely auto-pilotted my way into "Large BigMac meal with a coke please, oh and a Double cheeseburger" She started doing the put the straws in bag thing, and I was like "Ooo oo! And a Filet o' Fish please" she grumbled somehting about 3 minutes, and off I went to Grill Parking 1. Total Cost, £7.16. But Oh boy is it going down well, first in a month.

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 13:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Q-Target

Clearly you should be wearing your "YOU'RE A TARD" baseball cap then

I tried but they wouldn't let me in due to a 'yob crackdown'.

golgo 13 · 12-May-2005, 13:11

When I was in school I was given £1 pound a day so I used to buy single pack of custard creams for dinner costing between 20-25p so it the end of the week I have £4 to add to my £2 pocket money. Mind you that was some 16 years ago. But I always got fed a proper home cooked meal at home (shepards pie being my fav) for tea.

I usually have a hankering for slow pan fired Irish sausage sandwiches.

Jamey · 12-May-2005, 13:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

I went to McDonalds, got to the Drive-thru window... and completely auto-pilotted my way into "Large BigMac meal with a coke please, oh and a Double cheeseburger" She started doing the put the straws in bag thing, and I was like "Ooo oo! And a Filet o' Fish please" she grumbled somehting about 3 minutes, and off I went to Grill Parking 1. Total Cost, £7.16. But Oh boy is it going down well, first in a month.

Me and Bex had some vouchers the other week so we went overboard. I put away 2 cheeseburgers, a McChicken sandwich, A Big Mac, large fries and drink.

golgo 13 · 12-May-2005, 13:14

I love bacon XL's but as soon as I have eaten the last mouthful I instantly need the worlds worst dump. That food is bleedin' fast.

Blunteh · 12-May-2005, 14:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by fingerz

Me and Bex had some vouchers the other week so we went overboard. I put away 2 cheeseburgers, a McChicken sandwich, A Big Mac, large fries and drink.

We get through alot of those vouchers where i work (it's near Miccy D's) we get free cans of coke , fanta etc. at work so I never want the drinks in the "buy one extra value meal and get one free" deal as they're a pain to cart back to the office (they don;t fit in my drink holder well and i don't want coke all over my cab).... they never fail to look really confused when I say I don't want the drinks, I've spent time there argueing with them over it

MD person: You have to have the drink
Me: I don't want the drink
MD person: but you have to have the drink
Me: I don't want the drink, don;t need it, got loads of coke back at the office
MD person: Without the drink it's not an extra value meal so it's not covered by the voucher
Me: can't you pretend to pour the drink ?
MD person: Can't you just take the drink ?
Me: So I've gotta take the drink... pour it on the road here and give you the container back ?
MD Person: Ooh you don't want a drink... no problem......

They really love going outside of the 1,2,3 step "how to be a good MD's worker" guide

(can't blame them too much - it is minimum wage)

Had another classic the other day.... paid for a McFlurry, went to collect McFlurry and the girl at the windo says "We've run out of Icecream" and just stands there as if I'm supposed to go "ooh ok " and just drive off...... I wait for a bit to give her a chance... but she stands there looking blank. I had to point out to her that it'snormal to give me the money back if they can't give me what I paid for.... even then she was like "ooh i fort you wanted a apple pie or somfink !"....... priceless

Heartwork · 12-May-2005, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by fingerz

Me and Bex had some vouchers the other week so we went overboard. I put away 2 cheeseburgers, a McChicken sandwich, A Big Mac, large fries and drink.

****ing hell sir, i could never stomach that much food.

marks and spencers do these big buckets of hot & spicy chicken wings which you bung in the oven for 20 minutes. they're ****ing amazing. i've got one in the fridge downstairs, just waiting for the plumbers to finish fitting our new sink then i'm off to make that. not eaten yet today, ****ing starving!

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 14:49

I feel ****ing sick as a parrot. A bloody sick parrot thats eaten the best part of a tenner worth of fat.

Blunteh · 12-May-2005, 14:52

Heartwork · 12-May-2005, 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

I feel ****ing sick as a parrot. A bloody sick parrot thats eaten the best part of a tenner worth of fat.

it'll take a lot of exercise to work that load of ****e off

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 15:09

Yeh, Im downloading "Kobe Tai.avi" in preperation

[!$$ueS] · 12-May-2005, 15:49

I've used a few of the vouchers we've got at my house, the buy one get one free extra value meals and bogof on cheese burgers and 2 cheeseburgers for £1.

Heartwork · 12-May-2005, 15:51

i used the buy oen get one free to have a big mac meal in my first venture to mcdonalds in almost 18 months. and i felt ****ing vile after it.

MrBojimbles · 12-May-2005, 20:20

Maaaaann... After all that McDonalds I almost did my back in dropping Theo off. Rudy and Bill didnt put up much of a fight though, and in the end, I was victorious.

12-May-2005, 11:55	#1
Jamey The swagger of a cripple Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 21,913	The daily hankerings thread As Marjorie Dawes (Fat Fighters, Little Britain) once said: "CRAVINGS!!! Cravings cravings cravings! ...Not John Cravings, off of Newsround, not him. I mean food cravings." We all get them and I thought I'd make a thread so you can post what you're hankering after every day so we can all go "Oooh yeah... That'd go down a treat... Nyum nyum nyum." Or ridicule you for it. Either way let the cravings thread begin. Today I'm mostly hankering after custard creams. Not had any for ages. __________________ I'm a sex offender, I like offensive sex... I offend people with the sex that I have.

12-May-2005, 11:57	#2
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12-May-2005, 11:59	#3
GroovYF Octave Doctor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Halifax Posts: 22,278	Nothing wrong with Custard Creams! Current craving is for Garibaldis __________________ photoblog

12-May-2005, 12:00	#4
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12-May-2005, 12:04	#6
Jamey The swagger of a cripple Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 21,913	Really? I love bacon and egg sarnies but those things are a travesty. Gotta be home made. __________________ I'm a sex offender, I like offensive sex... I offend people with the sex that I have.

12-May-2005, 12:01	#5
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	Im having a bad one for a Filet O' Fish! Also, you know the Egg and Bacon sandwiches you get from Tesco's and Petrol Stations... those, I want those. All of those.

12-May-2005, 12:08	#7
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	No way. Mass produced egg+mayonaise is flipping B-E-A-YoooTiful

12-May-2005, 12:09	#8
Jamey The swagger of a cripple Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 21,913	Come round mine. I'll show you how to make a sandwich. __________________ I'm a sex offender, I like offensive sex... I offend people with the sex that I have.

12-May-2005, 12:13	#9
cuthbert if thread.newpost then postreply(); Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,968	home-made spaghetti bolognese 'rents are on holiday so wont be getting it for at least a week ffs __________________ "Get a life ?!" I'm a gamer, I have lot's of lives !

12-May-2005, 12:15	#10
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	You know what I mean though right? Not fried egg. Its hard boiled and mashed up with mayonaise. Used to work in a bakery (bit like Greggs, but in Yorkshire... called Thomas The Bakers, dont know if they had em in Bradford) and I made the best egg and bacon baguettes, but they dont hold a light to the Tesco's ones. Off McDonalds now though, always seem to do this

12-May-2005, 12:16	#11
Heartwork Hamish McJewstein Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Linlithgow Posts: 27,249	I actually can't eat mcdonalds food anymore, it makes me feel unbelievably sick. never used to do that, i'm guessing they've changed some ingredient or other. However someone on the train opposite me last night had a whopper (from burger king, you perverts), and i'd kill for one of those right now. __________________ evacuate

12-May-2005, 12:18	#12
GroovYF Octave Doctor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Halifax Posts: 22,278	Sweets-wise I could murder some Tootie Frooties. Do they still make them, or have they been pulled due to the billion and one E numbers they contain(ed) __________________ photoblog

12-May-2005, 12:31	#13
Jamey The swagger of a cripple Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 21,913	Thanks for that round of patronisation Jim. Yes. I know what egg mayo is, ta. I make quite good egg mayo, if I do say so myself. Indulged my Whopper craving the other day. Although I had to go through the same palava that I always get... "A Whopper with bacon and cheese please." She turns round and looks blankly at the pictures on the menu above the tills. "An XL bacon double cheese yeah?" "No. A whopper plus bacon and cheese" She looks even more blank than before. I stare at her hat that says "YOU'RE THE BOSS" in big letters and mutter "FFS" to myself. She goes to the kitchen and comes back. Finally she keys in the order. __________________ I'm a sex offender, I like offensive sex... I offend people with the sex that I have.

12-May-2005, 12:40	#14
Blunteh Return of the Colander Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,649	totally agree Jim - Tescos bacon and egg sarnies are teh win. Recently got addicted to Tescos southern fried chicken wraps (basically a cold KFC twister) mmm mmmm I work right next to a Cosco so I'm currently chowing down on a slice of peperoni pizza and a rack of baby back ribs

12-May-2005, 13:08	#17
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	I went to McDonalds, got to the Drive-thru window... and completely auto-pilotted my way into "Large BigMac meal with a coke please, oh and a Double cheeseburger" She started doing the put the straws in bag thing, and I was like "Ooo oo! And a Filet o' Fish please" she grumbled somehting about 3 minutes, and off I went to Grill Parking 1. Total Cost, £7.16. But Oh boy is it going down well, first in a month.

12-May-2005, 13:11	#19
golgo 13 Anal fistulas are fun Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bristol Posts: 2,958	When I was in school I was given £1 pound a day so I used to buy single pack of custard creams for dinner costing between 20-25p so it the end of the week I have £4 to add to my £2 pocket money. Mind you that was some 16 years ago. But I always got fed a proper home cooked meal at home (shepards pie being my fav) for tea. I usually have a hankering for slow pan fired Irish sausage sandwiches. __________________ Crown the wise, harness the talented and cherish the lucky. http://www.swlangaming.co.uk/

12-May-2005, 13:14	#21
golgo 13 Anal fistulas are fun Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bristol Posts: 2,958	I love bacon XL's but as soon as I have eaten the last mouthful I instantly need the worlds worst dump. That food is bleedin' fast. __________________ Crown the wise, harness the talented and cherish the lucky. http://www.swlangaming.co.uk/

12-May-2005, 14:49	#24
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	I feel ****ing sick as a parrot. A bloody sick parrot thats eaten the best part of a tenner worth of fat.

12-May-2005, 14:52	#25
Blunteh Return of the Colander Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,649

12-May-2005, 15:09	#27
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	Yeh, Im downloading "Kobe Tai.avi" in preperation

12-May-2005, 15:49	#28
[!$$ueS] to be deleted Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: UK Posts: 5,126	I've used a few of the vouchers we've got at my house, the buy one get one free extra value meals and bogof on cheese burgers and 2 cheeseburgers for £1. __________________ The waiting drove me mad... you're finally here and I'm a mess I take your entrance back... can't let you roam inside my head I don't want to take what you can give... I would rather starve than eat your bread... I would rather run but I can't walk... Guess I'll lie alone just like before... Pearl Jam - Corduroy

12-May-2005, 15:51	#29
Heartwork Hamish McJewstein Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Linlithgow Posts: 27,249	i used the buy oen get one free to have a big mac meal in my first venture to mcdonalds in almost 18 months. and i felt ****ing vile after it. __________________ evacuate

12-May-2005, 20:20	#30
MrBojimbles please find me real friends Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,776	Maaaaann... After all that McDonalds I almost did my back in dropping Theo off. Rudy and Bill didnt put up much of a fight though, and in the end, I was victorious.