Crap joke

Napoleon · 11-Sep-2006, 21:04

Q. What is E.T. short for?

A. He's only got little legs.

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:06

Q. Who' tells the worst jokes on these forums....

Napoleon · 11-Sep-2006, 21:07

Q. What has 8 legs and tells the time?

A. A clocktupus.

Napoleon · 11-Sep-2006, 21:08

Q. What's the difference between a toaster and Michael Jackson?

A. One toasts bread the other has sex with children.

aird · 11-Sep-2006, 21:09

3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench, a streaker runs by. 2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

Napoleon · 11-Sep-2006, 21:10

Crap jokes forever!

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:21

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:22

A group of fonts walk into a bar. The barman shouts, "GET OUT! We don't serve your type in here."

danred5 · 11-Sep-2006, 21:23

Q. What's black and white and red all over?

A. A giant panda with a razor in an earthquake.

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:23

A seal walked into a club.

danred5 · 11-Sep-2006, 21:24

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks 'why the long face?.

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:24

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The Bartender looks up an says ... "What, Is this some kind of a joke?"

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:24

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

danred5 · 11-Sep-2006, 21:25

Hehe.

jimbobaggies · 11-Sep-2006, 21:28

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?, Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

Napoleon · 11-Sep-2006, 21:29

Those are too good for crap jokes!

Napoleon · 11-Sep-2006, 21:30

Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A. Microwave it 'til it's Bill Withers.

MZhukov · 11-Sep-2006, 21:47

Q/ What have a blonde and an aeroplane got in common?

A/ Black boxes

ReichSteadyCrew · 11-Sep-2006, 21:55

two muslims walk into a bar.. BOOM BOOM!

aird · 11-Sep-2006, 21:56

A man walks into a bar, OUCH!

Norphy · 11-Sep-2006, 22:04

A man has a bird cage with three perches in it. On the bottom perch, there are six birds. On the middle and top perches, there are three birds a piece. How many birds does the man own?

Six. The other six are on higher perches.

mwahahaa

jimbobaggies · 12-Sep-2006, 07:09

Two parrots on a perch.
One turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?"

Marik · 12-Sep-2006, 07:26

hehe, some of the best jokes

Q/ What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

A/ Doug

assassin · 12-Sep-2006, 11:31

Q: What did the woodlouse feel like after it was trodden on?
A: Lousy!!!

/gets coat.

ReichSteadyCrew · 12-Sep-2006, 11:35

you may as well hang that coat back up, i can sense Napoleon cooking up some really bad jokes

Karmic · 12-Sep-2006, 11:41

Two lions eating a clown... one turns to the other and says..

"does this taste funny?"

ReichSteadyCrew · 12-Sep-2006, 11:42

what does a canibal do after hes dumped his girlfriend?

wipes his arse

Blunteh · 12-Sep-2006, 12:11

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "So can you drive one of these ?"

danred5 · 12-Sep-2006, 13:14

Q. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?

A. The tongue's still in the envelope.

danred5 · 12-Sep-2006, 13:15

Q. How do you make a dog drink?

A. Put it in a blender.

11-Sep-2006, 21:04	#1
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Crap joke Q. What is E.T. short for? A. He's only got little legs. __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

11-Sep-2006, 21:06	#2
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	Q. Who' tells the worst jokes on these forums.... __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

11-Sep-2006, 21:07	#3
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Q. What has 8 legs and tells the time? A. A clocktupus. __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

11-Sep-2006, 21:08	#4
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Q. What's the difference between a toaster and Michael Jackson? A. One toasts bread the other has sex with children. __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

11-Sep-2006, 21:09	#5
aird Dangerzone! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 6,831	3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench, a streaker runs by. 2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach. __________________ Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish f**k in it.

11-Sep-2006, 21:10	#6
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Crap jokes forever! __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

11-Sep-2006, 21:21	#7
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

11-Sep-2006, 21:22	#8
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	A group of fonts walk into a bar. The barman shouts, "GET OUT! We don't serve your type in here." __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

11-Sep-2006, 21:23	#9
danred5 "Pooing is awesome" Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A galaxy far, far away....Walsall Tournaments Won: 2 Posts: 7,627	Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. A giant panda with a razor in an earthquake.

11-Sep-2006, 21:23	#10
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	A seal walked into a club. __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

11-Sep-2006, 21:24	#11
danred5 "Pooing is awesome" Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A galaxy far, far away....Walsall Tournaments Won: 2 Posts: 7,627	A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks 'why the long face?.

11-Sep-2006, 21:25	#14
danred5 "Pooing is awesome" Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A galaxy far, far away....Walsall Tournaments Won: 2 Posts: 7,627	Hehe.

11-Sep-2006, 21:28	#15
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy" __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

11-Sep-2006, 21:29	#16
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Those are too good for crap jokes! __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

11-Sep-2006, 21:30	#17
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? A. Microwave it 'til it's Bill Withers. __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

11-Sep-2006, 21:47	#18
MZhukov I liek boobies Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Essex, England Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 1,655	Q/ What have a blonde and an aeroplane got in common? A/ Black boxes __________________ 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...... Why does desire treat me so cruelly?

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ReichSteadyCrew Vagina Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sheffield Posts: 9,372	two muslims walk into a bar.. BOOM BOOM! __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death.

11-Sep-2006, 21:56	#20
aird Dangerzone! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 6,831	A man walks into a bar, OUCH! __________________ Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish f**k in it.

11-Sep-2006, 22:04	#21
Norphy bandwidth bill in the post Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,807	A man has a bird cage with three perches in it. On the bottom perch, there are six birds. On the middle and top perches, there are three birds a piece. How many birds does the man own? Six. The other six are on higher perches. mwahahaa

12-Sep-2006, 07:09	#22
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	Two parrots on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?" __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

12-Sep-2006, 07:26	#23
Marik * Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,655	hehe, some of the best jokes Q/ What do you call a man with a spade on his head? A/ Doug

12-Sep-2006, 11:31	#24
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12-Sep-2006, 11:35	#25
ReichSteadyCrew Vagina Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sheffield Posts: 9,372	you may as well hang that coat back up, i can sense Napoleon cooking up some really bad jokes __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death.

12-Sep-2006, 11:41	#26
Karmic Spirit of the soap box Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: middle earth Posts: 5,990	Two lions eating a clown... one turns to the other and says.. "does this taste funny?"

12-Sep-2006, 11:42	#27
ReichSteadyCrew Vagina Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sheffield Posts: 9,372	what does a canibal do after hes dumped his girlfriend? wipes his arse __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death.

12-Sep-2006, 12:11	#28
Blunteh Return of the Colander Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,653	2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "So can you drive one of these ?"

12-Sep-2006, 13:14	#29
danred5 "Pooing is awesome" Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A galaxy far, far away....Walsall Tournaments Won: 2 Posts: 7,627	Q. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? A. The tongue's still in the envelope.

12-Sep-2006, 13:15	#30
danred5 "Pooing is awesome" Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A galaxy far, far away....Walsall Tournaments Won: 2 Posts: 7,627	Q. How do you make a dog drink? A. Put it in a blender.