Sick joke #5215466

Napoleon · 12-Jan-2008, 16:09

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?

A. The jokes will get old

Napoleon · 12-Jan-2008, 16:29

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?

A. The Pope died a virgin.

NWA · 12-Jan-2008, 17:17

Like the pope doesn't use nuns as his personal harem.

Napoleon · 12-Jan-2008, 17:22

Have you seen nuns?

Minty · 12-Jan-2008, 18:43

Heartwork · 12-Jan-2008, 18:52

onwards, to hell

Napoleon · 12-Jan-2008, 18:57

Ever onwards to victory!

Minty · 12-Jan-2008, 18:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heartwork

onwards, to hell

race you!

D33 · 20-Mar-2008, 17:18

After her success in the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now try her luck abroad by taking on the current European champion Madeleine McCann.

mope · 03-Apr-2008, 19:00

Whats the difference between Madeine McCann and a Porsche?

I haven't got a Porsche in my garage.

*runs*

Dingle · 05-May-2008, 21:14

I'm delighted that the Madeleine case is still open and that the press are
still reporting on the whole thing, especially the 1st anniversary - as luck
would have it, my car's MOT test was carried out the day she disappeared, so
this acted as a useful reminder for me to get this years test done.

Please may I take this opportunity to try to console Gerry and Kate by
reminding them that "every cloud has a silver lining": it only failed on a
brake light bulb.

mAF · 06-May-2008, 06:41

Despite her son playing for Chelsea, Pat Lampard remained a West Ham fan for most of her life.In fact it wasn't until the end she finally turned blue.

jimbobaggies · 06-May-2008, 06:44

Lampard has told Drogba that he will not be invited to the funeral because they're worried that he will dive in the box....

stepper · 06-May-2008, 07:34

Struggling to laugh on that one..

Sierro · 06-May-2008, 11:06

I thought it was quite good.

Heartwork · 06-May-2008, 15:11

I cracked a smile at it.

stepper · 06-May-2008, 17:59

Thats because you're a bunch of twats

mAF · 06-May-2008, 18:00

Fulmineus · 06-May-2008, 21:02

Why are jokes about death funny until Frank Lampard's involved?

Sierro · 06-May-2008, 21:21

Cos he supports Chelsea, not the McCanns! Therefore Chelsea are off limits!

Scrobbs · 29-May-2008, 19:09

This bloke is walking along a cliff path, and he sees this little girl crying her eyes out. "What's up?" He says. The little girl points off the cliff at a car wreck below, with two bodies hanging out of it. "M-m-m-y pa-parents", she cries.

"It's not your lucky day, is it?" says the man, as he drops his trousers.

Napoleon · 29-May-2008, 19:14

*XeR0x* · 29-May-2008, 19:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norfolk'n'Clue

This bloke is walking along a cliff path, and he sees this little girl crying her eyes out. "What's up?" He says. The little girl points off the cliff at a car wreck below, with two bodies hanging out of it. "M-m-m-y pa-parents", she cries.

"It's not your lucky day, is it?" says the man, as he drops his trousers.

awesome.

NWA · 17-Jun-2008, 15:29

I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.

Scrobbs · 28-Aug-2008, 09:51

I was reminded of what was once my favourite joke a while back, but had forgotten it.

It's prolly been posted here before, but to those who haven't read it, here you are:

How do you get a gay bloke to shag your Mrs.?
Shit in her cunt.

Aythang-yoo.

pHk · 28-Aug-2008, 09:56

Hihihihi

Mr_Skiff · 28-Aug-2008, 11:02

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang Rape.

Doony · 21-Sep-2008, 10:48

Gary Glitter recently tried to commit suicide, by jumping into the sea. But he was saved when police found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy

Invis · 21-Sep-2008, 12:38

Got this sent as a txt..

*Breaking news* Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter, they have found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and class 5c in his bedroom

*XeR0x* · 13-Jan-2009, 11:20

My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"

12-Jan-2008, 16:09	#1
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Sick joke #5215466 Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes? A. The jokes will get old __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

12-Jan-2008, 16:29	#2
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A. The Pope died a virgin. __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

12-Jan-2008, 17:22	#4
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Have you seen nuns? __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

12-Jan-2008, 18:52	#6
Heartwork Hamish McJewstein Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Linlithgow Posts: 27,249	onwards, to hell __________________ evacuate

12-Jan-2008, 18:57	#7
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	Ever onwards to victory! __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

12-Jan-2008, 18:43	#5
Minty Stick 'im wiv a blayde! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Preston Posts: 10,994	? __________________ "The French like to do a poo in the shower then poke it down the hole with their toe."

20-Mar-2008, 17:18	#9
D33 teh fux? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Exeter, UK Posts: 9,407	After her success in the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now try her luck abroad by taking on the current European champion Madeleine McCann.

03-Apr-2008, 19:00	#10
mope founder of the +1 forum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London Posts: 3,647	Whats the difference between Madeine McCann and a Porsche? I haven't got a Porsche in my garage. runs

05-May-2008, 21:14	#11
Dingle Dangle, Dongle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,333	I'm delighted that the Madeleine case is still open and that the press are still reporting on the whole thing, especially the 1st anniversary - as luck would have it, my car's MOT test was carried out the day she disappeared, so this acted as a useful reminder for me to get this years test done. Please may I take this opportunity to try to console Gerry and Kate by reminding them that "every cloud has a silver lining": it only failed on a brake light bulb.

06-May-2008, 06:41	#12
mAF i've got a brand new forum hamster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bristol Posts: 5,978	Despite her son playing for Chelsea, Pat Lampard remained a West Ham fan for most of her life.In fact it wasn't until the end she finally turned blue. __________________ I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

06-May-2008, 06:44	#13
jimbobaggies BOING BOING! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The English Riviera! Posts: 9,878	Lampard has told Drogba that he will not be invited to the funeral because they're worried that he will dive in the box.... __________________ Labor Omnia Vincit

06-May-2008, 11:06	#15
Sierro Loves Kristen Bell Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,661	I thought it was quite good.

06-May-2008, 15:11	#16
Heartwork Hamish McJewstein Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Linlithgow Posts: 27,249	I cracked a smile at it. __________________ evacuate

06-May-2008, 18:00	#18
mAF i've got a brand new forum hamster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bristol Posts: 5,978	__________________ I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

06-May-2008, 21:02	#19
Fulmineus karma killer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Colchester Posts: 15,047	Why are jokes about death funny until Frank Lampard's involved? __________________ belua vasta, lupus! udisque paludibus exit, oblitus et spumis et sparsus sanguine rictus, fulmineus, rubra suffusus lumina flamma. Say NO! to capital t Sponsored by AQA

06-May-2008, 21:21	#20
Sierro Loves Kristen Bell Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,661	Cos he supports Chelsea, not the McCanns! Therefore Chelsea are off limits!

29-May-2008, 19:09	#21
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 13,539	This bloke is walking along a cliff path, and he sees this little girl crying her eyes out. "What's up?" He says. The little girl points off the cliff at a car wreck below, with two bodies hanging out of it. "M-m-m-y pa-parents", she cries. "It's not your lucky day, is it?" says the man, as he drops his trousers. __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

29-May-2008, 19:14	#22
Napoleon 8===D~~~ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: BO-T Posts: 10,971	lol __________________ Batman Beings was followed up by The Dark Knight one of the rare movie gems where the squeal tops the previous.

28-Aug-2008, 09:51	#25
Scrobbs Sunnyvale Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the pipe, five by five. Posts: 13,539	I was reminded of what was once my favourite joke a while back, but had forgotten it. It's prolly been posted here before, but to those who haven't read it, here you are: How do you get a gay bloke to shag your Mrs.? Shit in her cunt. Aythang-yoo. __________________ http://bit.ly/debatethebill

28-Aug-2008, 09:56	#26
pHk lolzipan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Belgium Posts: 3,458	Hihihihi

28-Aug-2008, 11:02	#27
Mr_Skiff Under The Thumb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,748	What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape. __________________ "If you are camping and a bear attacks, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you only have to be faster than the slowest camper"

21-Sep-2008, 10:48	#28
Doony my other post is a smiley Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,728	Gary Glitter recently tried to commit suicide, by jumping into the sea. But he was saved when police found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy

21-Sep-2008, 12:38	#29
Invis abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy z Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Liverpool Tournaments Won: 4 Posts: 605	Got this sent as a txt.. Breaking news Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter, they have found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and class 5c in his bedroom

13-Jan-2009, 11:20	#30
XeR0x Eyebrows Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leeds Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 8,626	My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" __________________ Can I play this on a Mac?