Fucking consoles cunts!

Sin · 28-Jul-2012, 21:26

The cunts online are growing daily its not just twats you can get around by muting now its cunts with a keyboard and mouse setup or a fucking 7.1 surround sound headset that can hear a squirrel fart from 15fucking mile off or the cunts who play forza with a fucking wheel/peddle setup that can rival a fucking formula 1 car! I mean FFS its got a fucking CLUTCH!?! Who are these cunts?!!?!
I wouldn't care if they were all fucking league players but they are just pub bashing wankers! Whats the gain?!

I even toyed with the idea of getting a keyboard/mouse thing but you cant just get a fucking eagle eye or summit that costs 20quid no no nooooo it costs 80quid for the 1 worth buying with smart arse keyboard mouse controller translators, then you need a fucking wired controller then it only uses certain fucking makes of keyboard and mouse and of course its of the gaming bread so not only are the keyboards bright bastard yellow with fluorescent fucking everything they also cost more than feeding a small family of Ethiopians for the next ten fucking years!

I blame you PC cunts!

Fuck. Off!

Nomad · 28-Jul-2012, 21:41

well, if you were talking about clutchless offroad people carrier stunt driving on the ps3 i'd have an inkling but xbox... dunno

Kenny · 28-Jul-2012, 21:47

Peeps been using M/K for ages m8 theres a saying if you cant beat them then join them ,Razor plasma mouse works with eagle so does Roccat Kone plus .I ended up getting an eagle eye as having carple tunnel as well made using joypad painful as well .Oh and i was fed up of getting owned by these so called eagle eye /Xim3 players ,as you can always tell whos using them .

dehp · 28-Jul-2012, 22:38

Ouch. One hell of a rant mate lol

Sin · 28-Jul-2012, 22:43

Its just public games though lol

Rainy · 29-Jul-2012, 00:47

Yeah it's really the PC players fault that consoles adopted a far less accurate method of control for shooters. I blame the console cunts for thinking pads were a great idea for shooters in the first place

Can't really make a good case for argument when in one sentence you tell people to fuck off for using a certain control method that you would be willing to use if it was cheaper to buy lol

Barb · 29-Jul-2012, 01:59

Poor show Sin!

Let the fuckers have their toys knowing they spent their cash to be able to compete.

T3CH^ · 29-Jul-2012, 06:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainy

Yeah it's really the PC players fault that consoles adopted a far less accurate method of control for shooters. I blame the console cunts for thinking pads were a great idea for shooters in the first place

Can't really make a good case for argument when in one sentence you tell people to fuck off for using a certain control method that you would be willing to use if it was cheaper to buy lol

I actually blame MS, for not building in hardware lockouts for that shit. The guys using that setup have unbelievably fast turn rates and suspicious accuracy as well. IF MS actually policed their network properly it would eliminate these fucking 'buy success' anal stains once and for all, and don't get me started on the little pricks using hacks and glitches, they should just fucking die PAINFULLY, PREFERABLY AFTER WATCHING THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY DIE IN A FIRE.

Glitching on Metro are we? Pity your feet are sticking through the roof, EAT C4 FUCKER! CUNTS THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM.

Dave · 29-Jul-2012, 07:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainy

Yeah it's really the PC players fault that consoles adopted a far less accurate method of control for shooters. I blame the console cunts for thinking pads were a great idea for shooters in the first place

Can't really make a good case for argument when in one sentence you tell people to fuck off for using a certain control method that you would be willing to use if it was cheaper to buy lol

Indeedy

Sin · 29-Jul-2012, 07:45

Yeah I did consider it but seeing the price its not fucking worth it because your still bound to the controller your essentially just gluing bits to the controller to make the analogue sticks work different. Then boosting the sensitivity. Well in theory you are but in actual fact your modding the game, the smart translators control how the software side works to... On a pad you gain speed as you turn and the auto aim assists you in slowing down when sighted at a target. There is deadzones in the pad to make the controller 1:1 were as the mouse setup can effectively read this deadzone space and hoy the cunt out the window so anyone using a mouse is maybe 0.2/3 of a second faster at moving because theres no pause time in the mouse movement!

CHEATING CUNTS lol

One of the lads uses the XIM3 and he swore by it, so we got him on his pad last night and after a few games he was back in to it and even he said apart from the better accuracy and turn speed which can be out done by smarter players there is no long lasting benefit IMO

Plus I can see it as something developers will try and get rid of as apparently it took them ages to build a working config for BF3

Scorpius · 29-Jul-2012, 13:42

http://videosift.com/video/My-Little...Game-No-Really

play this then

Bad-Co · 29-Jul-2012, 18:41

Sin, how do you know they are mouse/keyboard ?

dogface · 01-Aug-2012, 14:26

I use a splitfish controller, feels better than a pad but I'm still shite!

Sin · 01-Aug-2012, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-Co

Sin, how do you know they are mouse/keyboard ?

As a rule of thumb mouse users tend to have to use full sensitivity to get the 1:1 type feel. however, BF3 animations don't work to well at that type of turn speed especially after the smart translators in the converters have done their thing with deadzone etc players tend to 'snap' to position e.g. one sec players is facing away from you next thing he's facing you filling you full of holes.

And they are usually the ones whopping your head off from miles off with a fucking PKP lol

My kontrolfreek thumbs came the other day so they aren't much of a problem atm now

Bad-Co · 01-Aug-2012, 20:19

You never seem to have a problem holding your own against me

I don't run full sensitivity though, I'm on about 8/10ths

Bonesaw · 01-Aug-2012, 20:46

don't you get auto aim on consoles?

Sin · 01-Aug-2012, 21:18

Yes but you generally turn it off when using a mouse or it snaps to places

Sin · 01-Aug-2012, 21:20

I can hold my own against them its just annoying me that the whole reason the old school gamers go to xbox is because we cant keep up with pc hardware leetists and now they are slowly but surely working their way in to xbox too...

28-Jul-2012, 21:26	#1
Sin TheMutsNuts. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunderland Posts: 3,976	Fucking consoles cunts! The cunts online are growing daily its not just twats you can get around by muting now its cunts with a keyboard and mouse setup or a fucking 7.1 surround sound headset that can hear a squirrel fart from 15fucking mile off or the cunts who play forza with a fucking wheel/peddle setup that can rival a fucking formula 1 car! I mean FFS its got a fucking CLUTCH!?! Who are these cunts?!!?! I wouldn't care if they were all fucking league players but they are just pub bashing wankers! Whats the gain?! I even toyed with the idea of getting a keyboard/mouse thing but you cant just get a fucking eagle eye or summit that costs 20quid no no nooooo it costs 80quid for the 1 worth buying with smart arse keyboard mouse controller translators, then you need a fucking wired controller then it only uses certain fucking makes of keyboard and mouse and of course its of the gaming bread so not only are the keyboards bright bastard yellow with fluorescent fucking everything they also cost more than feeding a small family of Ethiopians for the next ten fucking years! I blame you PC cunts! Fuck. Off! __________________ [Xbox Gamertag] - RoganTheGypo

28-Jul-2012, 21:47	#3
Kenny topicophiliac Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,021	Peeps been using M/K for ages m8 theres a saying if you cant beat them then join them ,Razor plasma mouse works with eagle so does Roccat Kone plus .I ended up getting an eagle eye as having carple tunnel as well made using joypad painful as well .Oh and i was fed up of getting owned by these so called eagle eye /Xim3 players ,as you can always tell whos using them . __________________ http://sigs.enjin.com/sig-bf3/c4225a565eec7a97.png

28-Jul-2012, 22:38	#4
dehp got topic a topic or two Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Sunderland Posts: 2,908	Ouch. One hell of a rant mate lol __________________ XBL: Flabbergash vaginaboob

28-Jul-2012, 22:43	#5
Sin TheMutsNuts. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunderland Posts: 3,976	Its just public games though lol __________________ [Xbox Gamertag] - RoganTheGypo

29-Jul-2012, 00:47	#6
Rainy Monkeh Feel0r Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Corn Of Wall Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: 2,645	Yeah it's really the PC players fault that consoles adopted a far less accurate method of control for shooters. I blame the console cunts for thinking pads were a great idea for shooters in the first place Can't really make a good case for argument when in one sentence you tell people to fuck off for using a certain control method that you would be willing to use if it was cheaper to buy lol __________________ "See that you gypo cunts, thats how a real Roman drinks." - Marcus Antonius, 31 BC "I'm not a religious man Mr Warren - but isn't there something in the Bible that says, thou shalt not suck off rent boys?" Gene Hunt - 1973

28-Jul-2012, 21:41	#2
Nomad i fear no midget Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,680	well, if you were talking about clutchless offroad people carrier stunt driving on the ps3 i'd have an inkling but xbox... dunno

29-Jul-2012, 01:59	#7
Barb will post for food Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,383	Poor show Sin! Let the fuckers have their toys knowing they spent their cash to be able to compete.

29-Jul-2012, 07:45	#10
Sin TheMutsNuts. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunderland Posts: 3,976	Yeah I did consider it but seeing the price its not fucking worth it because your still bound to the controller your essentially just gluing bits to the controller to make the analogue sticks work different. Then boosting the sensitivity. Well in theory you are but in actual fact your modding the game, the smart translators control how the software side works to... On a pad you gain speed as you turn and the auto aim assists you in slowing down when sighted at a target. There is deadzones in the pad to make the controller 1:1 were as the mouse setup can effectively read this deadzone space and hoy the cunt out the window so anyone using a mouse is maybe 0.2/3 of a second faster at moving because theres no pause time in the mouse movement! CHEATING CUNTS lol One of the lads uses the XIM3 and he swore by it, so we got him on his pad last night and after a few games he was back in to it and even he said apart from the better accuracy and turn speed which can be out done by smarter players there is no long lasting benefit IMO Plus I can see it as something developers will try and get rid of as apparently it took them ages to build a working config for BF3 __________________ [Xbox Gamertag] - RoganTheGypo

29-Jul-2012, 13:42	#11
Scorpius Spilling Campion 2008 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Preston Posts: 4,125	http://videosift.com/video/My-Little...Game-No-Really play this then

29-Jul-2012, 18:41	#12
Bad-Co Large Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rainham, Kent Posts: 1,406	Sin, how do you know they are mouse/keyboard ? __________________ Add Rep to make me feel epic...

01-Aug-2012, 14:26	#13
dogface spam tbh Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 823	I use a splitfish controller, feels better than a pad but I'm still shite!

01-Aug-2012, 20:19	#15
Bad-Co Large Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rainham, Kent Posts: 1,406	You never seem to have a problem holding your own against me I don't run full sensitivity though, I'm on about 8/10ths __________________ Add Rep to make me feel epic...

01-Aug-2012, 20:46	#16
Bonesaw forum hax Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 546	don't you get auto aim on consoles? __________________ Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

01-Aug-2012, 21:18	#17
Sin TheMutsNuts. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunderland Posts: 3,976	Yes but you generally turn it off when using a mouse or it snaps to places __________________ [Xbox Gamertag] - RoganTheGypo

01-Aug-2012, 21:20	#18
Sin TheMutsNuts. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunderland Posts: 3,976	I can hold my own against them its just annoying me that the whole reason the old school gamers go to xbox is because we cant keep up with pc hardware leetists and now they are slowly but surely working their way in to xbox too... __________________ [Xbox Gamertag] - RoganTheGypo