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"Good afternoon, this is your Pirate Captain speaking"
“Welcome to the Pirate Action Group. Pirate commander Jamal wishes to congratulate you on being hijacked. Kindly speak to his negotiator about your ransom, bearing in mind that his demands are similar for every vessel he seizes.”
Well, really...
http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman...cked-1-2465495
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"A friend of mine described her disgust as two Blackwater mercs, shortly after introducing themselves, proposed a two-on-one sex act that involved one of the men ejaculating on the other."
Steve Fainaru: "Big Boy Rules"
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